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welcome to the second half of apples product range for the warmest season of the year: the holiday season. the first one is well underway: it is estimated 20 million iphone 6s have already been bent in china. after last months hypefest with the watches and the samsung phones this is more of a limp dick affair. on a thursday. wtf? anyhow analysts around the world (a couple of which are actually professionals paid by someone) are speculating furiously about the meaning of the keynotes caption "its been way too long". some predictions are: - its been way too long since the last metallica album. apple will include it free for all itunes users. since people got so confused with the u2 cloud stuff it will just be added as an undeletable app in ios 8.1 including hd audio and videos at only 1.2 gigs - its about the ipad air ill buy my dad - its about some colored imacs with retinal displays and thunderbolt 5k screen because samsung or whoever the gently caress makes the panels can actually deliver their poo poo on time UNLIKE loving INTEL - some new ipod nano i can maybe buy for a young cousin or something. how many cousins do i have again? are any of them like 10? - new comically-sized ipod touches - os x yosemite will be renamed to sea lion - os xi (oh es-exy) will be announced - steve jobs will come back as ceo please join me this time tomorrow except like half an hour earlier and discover products that will change your life forever. we will laugh together and we will cry together and bond and become something more powerful that you could possibly imagine. i love you
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poty posted:welcome to the second half of apples product range for the warmest season of the year: the holiday season. the first one is well underway: it is estimated 20 million iphone 6s have already been bent in china. after last months hypefest with the watches and the samsung phones this is more of a limp dick affair. on a thursday. wtf? anyhow analysts around the world (a couple of which are actually professionals paid by someone) are speculating furiously about the meaning of the keynotes caption "its been way too long". some predictions are: this post is too long, lol
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Oct 15, 2014 18:38
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ground floor. can't wait until the retina Mac mini is announced (display not included)
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Oct 15, 2014 18:43
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Oct 15, 2014 18:44
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it's been way too long since the last mac mini. new, super flat mac mini. usb is replaced by a proprietary connection
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Oct 15, 2014 18:49
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op where's the poll
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Oct 15, 2014 18:50
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here in my pants. jump in 
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Oct 15, 2014 18:55
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Thanks op but iw I'll probably just read a summary of the keynote when I get home tomorrow. love you too though
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i will be streaming the keynote on multiple 55" screens around the noc of course, since it's the most important part of the day tomorrow
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Oct 15, 2014 19:19
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tim I need a new mac mini yo get on it
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Oct 15, 2014 19:19
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it's gonna be a new Apple TV that lets you mirror your iphone six plus apps to it since they both 1080p
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Oct 15, 2014 19:23
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*yawn* call me when microsoft of google is going a keynote
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Oct 15, 2014 19:25
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looking forward to being whispered to by a Chinese woman, op
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Oct 15, 2014 19:26
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Smythe posted:*yawn* call me when microsoft of google is going a keynote i dont think they do keynotes or if they do nobody cares/shows
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Oct 15, 2014 19:34
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didn't they just have an apple keynote? i remember lots of posts about it
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prefect posted:didn't they just have an apple keynote? i remember lots of posts about it yeah there is the developer conference and special events and consumer events, they have multiple ones
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Sniep posted:yeah there is the developer conference and special events and consumer events, they have multiple ones aha. i had thought it was an annual thing 
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Oct 15, 2014 19:45
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apple should just do one seven hour keynote next year in june then not update any products for like 3 years
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Oct 15, 2014 19:47
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always leave them wanting more thats what my mom says
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Oct 15, 2014 19:53
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there should be a weekly keynote and tim comes onto the stage smiling enthusiastically every time new product releases monthly
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Oct 15, 2014 19:54
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or like an imac with kinect-type hardware in it so you can use gestures to control osx
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Oct 15, 2014 19:55
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people will helplessly buy the monthly apple products and drain the world's economy but apple will prevail
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Oct 15, 2014 19:56
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tim; after years of testing weve discovered that osx has a fail disease and its terminal. its being replaced with chromeos and also our campous on 1 infinate loop is online and we all live inside it now. bless
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:there should be a weekly keynote and tim comes onto the stage smiling enthusiastically every time qtiyd and would watch even the non product ones that were just about how many millions of songs bought on iTunes or how many countries have apple stores
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Oct 15, 2014 19:57
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oh boy ground loving floor
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Oct 15, 2014 19:58
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bring back ping and quote all the people saying it would be a game changer and be like 80% of internet communications and then shutter it again
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Oct 15, 2014 19:59
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Sniep posted:qtiyd and would watch even the non product ones that were just about how many millions of songs bought on iTunes or how many countries have apple stores ulillillia would be the best speaker for groundbreaking statistical information
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Smythe posted:tim; after years of testing weve discovered that osx has a fail disease and its terminal. its being replaced with chromeos and also our campous on 1 infinate loop is online and we all live inside it now. bless but i like terminal
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:ulillillia would be the best speaker for groundbreaking statistical information i would rate this keynote a 26 on a scale of -5 to 29; based on these factors-
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Oct 15, 2014 20:04
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there will be an ipod, at least one member of the audience will be a 13-year old programming prodigy who doesn't know what that is
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Oct 15, 2014 20:21
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well since they accidentally just leaked the ipad mini 3 and ipad air 2 im guessing thats what they'll announce. wonder whos getting fired for that one
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Oct 15, 2014 20:24
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Beeftweeter posted:well since they accidentally just leaked the ipad mini 3 and ipad air 2 im guessing thats what they'll announce. wonder whos getting fired for that one 
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Oct 15, 2014 20:28
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will watch on my slightly to big but otherwise very nice iPhone 6
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Oct 15, 2014 20:31
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wait theres an apple event tomorrow? gently caress
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Oct 15, 2014 21:53
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ground floor, god bless poty
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Oct 15, 2014 21:54
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you mean my iPad Air 128gig is about to be obsolete?
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Oct 15, 2014 21:56
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Wanna take that lady out to dinner and spend the whole time trying to convince her she should switch to android, maybe show her some Smythe posts on my nexus 4
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