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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
:synpa:

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


postin in this a retinal imac thread

Ice_2_c_u
Sep 13, 2002

iPhones 6

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
ipads airs

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


retinals imac

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
im hoping for some new iwatch straps
and a left-handed version would be nice
maybe a pluggable extra monitor for it

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

external battery pack obviously

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

14" iPad Pro running OSX

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
lol if you traded irl money for iphone6 anroid edition

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

suffix posted:

im hoping for some new iwatch straps
and a left-handed version would be nice
maybe a pluggable extra monitor for it

you can wear it left-handed, It Just Works upside down

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




SUITS MY NEEDS

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

loving lol

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
waiting on apple tv or im just gonna get a amazon tv

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

lol

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
actually is pretty accurate to what people look like that work at the apple store

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

NoneMoreNegative posted:

iPad Pro running OSX

dont even make jokes about it

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


any of u in diff timezones seeing tim yet????

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




it's 7:45pm Thursday and I haven't been looking for tim

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
i hope they announce new ipads because all i have now is an ipad 3 that serves as an ios7 test device and a retina mini for ios8

and they will!

Mercurius
May 4, 2004

Amp it up.

theadder posted:

retinals imac
soon, friend

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
idk why youre all so sure about these retinal imacs. someone else already said that the price of a GPU that could do 3d graphics on that size is ~4 imacs + the bigger the display get the less useful high dpi is. what are you gonna do sit with your nose up to the screen so you cant see half of it? hah!

now retinal thunderbolt display, theres a thing that would make sense + has the advantage that it makes it looks as if apple gives a gently caress about the pro market

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
crenmob is currently wheeling a 55-gallon drum of Jergens to his posting station in preparation

suspicious donkey!
Jun 26, 2013
its obv the woz returning to save his baby

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
poty thank you for theis important thread I look forward to this exciting keynote and products taht will help me live my life to the fullest. Bless Steve bless tim
I love you too

k-zed
Dec 1, 2008

Fallen Rib
i'll probably buy something that's announced today

whatever it is lol

pseudopresence
Mar 3, 2005

I want to get online...
I need a computer!

suspicious donkey! posted:

its obv the woz returning to save his baby

This would own. It's been too long... since the glorious era of 8-bit computing. Bring back the 6502. 1024 6502s on a chip.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
instead if making poo poo better just make it cheaper how about that Tim . fire all your devs and just rest on your laurels while the world is filed with your product as the price point makes it difficult to avoid

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
Rainbow logo coming back and Garamond as the company font would own

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I'm already at half mast, let's go this

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
I wish Intel would ship their loving chip so I could get a retinal air.

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Beeftweeter posted:

well since they accidentally just leaked the ipad mini 3 and ipad air 2 im guessing thats what they'll announce. wonder whos getting fired for that one

hey so what the gently caress is up with apple lately

they keep loving up

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
gonna get my brother to buy a retina imac, he did that whole trades thing so he's megarich while I while away in the journalism salt mines

my body is ready tim

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

poty posted:

anyhow analysts around the world (a couple of which are actually professionals paid by someone) are speculating furiously about the meaning of the keynotes caption "its been way too long".

it's an entire keynote for an updated airport time capsule

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

the old four-fingers in the pocket pose. totally natural

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

the old four-fingers in the pocket pose. totally natural

i was doing that pose when i read your post :tinfoil:

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
woz returns as ceo, immediately makes everything a linux. android/ios merge into the one true os and it is a pos.


that's why the new iPhone is huge.

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Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

Scott Forstall posted:

Rainbow logo coming back and Garamond as the company font would own
would trade in my macbook pro for a brand new one that says "macbook pro" in garamond on the bezel

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