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Hello everyone! We've brought a lot of new team players on in the recent acquisition and I think this is a good opportunity for management to say welcome and thank you! There's free cake and compliments at my desk all day, so post itt to be paired with an item in my shop and receive your compliment. Thank you everybody for your dedication and hard work! And remember, you can't spell byob with "yo". Sincerely, The Management |
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GoodbyeTurtles posted:i'd very much like to be paired with something phallic in shape if thats at all possible!!  thank you for your hard work |
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Oct 15, 2014 21:22
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Bo-Pepper posted:oh man and i wore my lucky socks today too how about that 
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Oct 15, 2014 21:32
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wth posted:Every time there's a big merger like this everyone's all sunshine and rainbows until upper management whacks half the staff.  thank you for keeping the holiday spirit alive here in the office |
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Oct 15, 2014 21:37
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FluffieDuckie posted:hey boss thanks. the last day has been a lot of work but i've been making a lot of progress with the work crew division. they're a hard working crew and are assimilating nicely. i recommend raises across the board to ensure retention.  you are a good vp of hr, keep up the hard work! |
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Oct 15, 2014 21:42
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emmie posted:are we doing this again make me something bees like  your work ethic inspires us all |
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Oct 15, 2014 21:47
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RulerSmack posted:Hey boss, thanks for the cake. I should have those numbers crunched by the end of my shift. Don't drop the soap.  we get piles of positive feedback |
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Oct 15, 2014 21:58
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pig slut lisa posted:posting in yet another thread that perpetuates the myth that WD-40 "works" in a "shop"  i knew you could do it! |
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Oct 15, 2014 22:02
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Nosfereefer posted:since were all gathered here now, i would like to speak on behalf of the union. the increased productivity demands coupled with the recent talks of downsizing the staff is simply unacceptable and all the free cake and compliments in the world is not going to change this. as we speak the union leadership is organizing a strike and we will grind the business to a halt until our demands for basic working conditions are met.  ok, i've called in the scabs, but in the meantime, thank you for keeping the lights on |
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Oct 15, 2014 22:11
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BrownianMotion posted:Thanks boss!!! I know it sounds cheesy to tell my boss that I love my job here but I do, and getting all this positive feedback motivates me to work even harder!!  your attention to detail is astounding! keep it up! |
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Oct 15, 2014 22:16
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Sleepy Owl posted:i missed the last one  literally millions expect a good christmas bonus this year |
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Oct 15, 2014 22:21
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alnilam posted:I'm aiming to get v drunk at this and all office parties  just as long as we see you in the office tomorrow, haha! |
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Oct 15, 2014 22:25
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Salmiakki posted:i am back and i will probably have taken a form thats not a ruler this time  the safety committee and through-hole lines have both asked me to say thank you! |
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Oct 15, 2014 22:30
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I want to be a symbol of hope and achievement  everybody loves the office mascot |
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Oct 15, 2014 22:35
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Jett posted:i am about to leave this lovely job and start telecommuting so i was hoping maybe you have a comfortable bathrobe?  this is as best as i could do but it should cover your nipples at least, and since you're telecommuting now i dont care if you wear pants |
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Oct 15, 2014 22:43
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Cumt posted:am i still the desk?  this is the funny "joke" award we give out every year to the fun guy who can take a little ribbing |
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Oct 15, 2014 22:47
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ulvir posted:Re: byob employee appreciation meeting at my desk  DONKEY, MERCY, GRASSY-rear end (i'm practicing my languages) |
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Oct 15, 2014 22:56
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mailorder bees! posted:i like the pixel-y tape it looks cool  we think you are cool too, and also very useful |
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Oct 15, 2014 23:00
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Get back to work everyone!!  i think i speak for all of us when i say that our kids really appreciated the field trip |
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Oct 15, 2014 23:08
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Siluvayne posted:am I too late for appreciation?  of course not. the senior partners are all clamoring for you so we'll probably have to put you on rotation |
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Oct 15, 2014 23:15
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Angry Fish posted:*blub* *blub*  oh you always making us laugh while we're on important conference calls |
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Oct 15, 2014 23:21
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i don't remember my desk being this packed last time are you sure you guys havent all put on a little weight? jesus christ i'm exhausted also it looks like somebody stuck their finger in every piece of cake i'm going to take a short break until the new cake gets here from the safeway but until then  great job everyone keep up the good work! |
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Oct 15, 2014 23:26
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ok you guys im back with the cake and... what the... |
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Oct 15, 2014 23:45
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 *drops cake* |
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Oct 15, 2014 23:46
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Oct 15, 2014 23:48
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 um...ok guys stop messing around...guys? |
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Oct 15, 2014 23:50
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 oh jeez oh jeez...this is bad AND gross |
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Oct 15, 2014 23:52
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 oh man i was only gone for a second how am i going to explain this to the partners |
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Oct 15, 2014 23:55
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Oct 15, 2014 23:57
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Oct 16, 2014 00:00
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Oct 16, 2014 00:04
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Oct 16, 2014 00:06
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LappyDore64 posted:i am feeling mighty unappreciated right now, just some lint you found on the floor would be cool with me.  ok honey we're out of cake tho and i'd probably hurry up and get out of here before the cops show |
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Oct 16, 2014 00:19
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Slot posted:oh gently caress i didnt get to this page, nevermind  too late |
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Oct 16, 2014 00:34
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my new dog posted:im the box of tissues  that was last time you've really come a long way since then |
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Oct 16, 2014 00:37
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anime gently caress pillow posted:I'm here for my plaque  i don't know what goes on between the here and the airport, but the clients love you! |
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Oct 16, 2014 00:43
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 thank you for setting a good example! |
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Oct 16, 2014 00:49
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well i have to tell you, you guys on swing shift are way more chill than the morning crew a conga line! haha you partiers...wait a minute...are your lips actually sewn to his bu- ooooooooh noooooooooo |
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Dear Valued Employees, We will be the first to admit that today's employee appreciation party did not go according to plan. It's 5:30 now and those of you that survived are on your way home or to the hospital, but feel free to come by my desk tomorrow at 11am PST for another, better and most importantly VIOLENCE FREE appreciation party. There will be an ice cream sunday bar until 5pm. We appreciate your hard work and hope to see your tomorrow! Regards, The Management |
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hi everyone, I see a lot of you showed up early today! no point in standing on ceremony, please help yourself to the ice cream sundae bar we felt a little bad about the unexpected turn of events yesterday, so we decided to take today in a different direction so grab some ice cream (easy on the maraschino cherries though, we only have one jar and theres a lot of you!) and stop by my desk for your appreciation award |
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