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gnrk
Apr 1, 2008
Apparently my car key has a computer in it for some reason, and now that I LOST it, I need a replacement and the replacements are really expensive. Instead of a name brand computer key, what's the linux of car keys? I can't afford a loving $300 car key! help me YOSPOS

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gnrk
Apr 1, 2008
can I get a reaspberry pi for $35 and make that work?

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
i'm afraid you're not ready for the responsibilities of owning a vehicle

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
obviously you bought your car used because it would have come with 2 keys. chain link fench much?

gnrk
Apr 1, 2008
i actually had two keys but I lost them both now I'm stuck with the regular master key with no remote

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
my trunk button stopped working, op

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
you can get the keys cloned for cheap now at canadian tire, fyi

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
Ha ha you bought a car that needs transponder keys. Nice decision you big idiot

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




op got owned by a car

gnrk
Apr 1, 2008
why can't I back up my car key as an .iso or .dmg file? why havent car keys been replaced by USB keys?

gnrk
Apr 1, 2008
why isn't there an open source car?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
https://www.osvehicle.com :rolleyes:

Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.
how do you lose 2 car keys

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Papes posted:

how do you lose 2 car keys

very carefully

gnrk
Apr 1, 2008

Papes posted:

how do you lose 2 car keys

your mom likes to hide them after she's done locking me to your childhood bed

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
just ride with uber, op

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

computers is just sand and metal I bet you can figure it out yourself

Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.

gnrk posted:

your mom likes to hide them after she's done locking me to your childhood bed

ha jokes on you i never had a bed as a child, just a mattress on the floor.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
just buy a new car in the same make and model, op

it will come with a key that will work for both

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
lol if you don't have a spare car to drive while you wait for your new key.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i am thinkong of getting a toyta ractis

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




why, whats wrong with the lovely 90's era laser?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
its starting to do this thing where i go to accelerate and it doesnt very well

plus it needs a service. gently caress paying for that

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
did you check the couch? when ever i lose something its just deeper in the couch

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

Perplx posted:

did you check the couch? when ever i lose something its just deeper in the couch

People lose all kinds of things on a couch: change, the remote, their v-card, etc.

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
ace makes chip keys but i think u need 2 keys already. maybe just 1. idk. owned tho, op.

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

Peanut and the Gang posted:

People lose all kinds of things on a couch: change, the remote, their v-card, etc.

one time my phone fell *into* the couch.... like beyond the crease. my wife had to get it w/ her tinyhands

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Phoenixan posted:

i'm afraid you're not ready for the responsibilities of owning a vehicle

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Virginity is a sexist concept

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
op you need to install NFC door locks and put the NFC chip inside your hand. for realzies

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

PuTTY riot posted:

one time my phone fell *into* the couch.... like beyond the crease. my wife had to get it w/ her tinyhands

clipping error

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

echinopsis posted:

i am thinkong of getting a toyta ractis

does it have big ol' spider legs or something

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
nah but it has large boot for a
small car and a CVT [not a selling point just a thing]

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
toyota racist

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Citizen Tayne posted:

toyota racist

dont sign hyour posts

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

im under the impression that you can download vagcom, get an obdII->usb cable on ebay, and program vw / audi keys urself

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
plz use the correct term: "usb onahole"

Zam Wesell
Mar 22, 2009

[Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]

atomicthumbs posted:

Ha ha you bought a car

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
take out all the lock cylinders and use a screwdriver somehow. thatll cost less than 300 maybe

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a rad dink
May 28, 2006

take me to your peener

no probalo!

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