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I donate blood so that I can get an AIDS test, even though I'm still a virgin |
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i'm a passive aggressive coward with more money than sense |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:32
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i have a crush on CAT BRUSH he is sooooo dreamy |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:32
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Iggy Koopa posted:i have poo poo to make dabs in the shed in my backyard Dogcrash Truther. |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:33
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one time i almost got into a foursome, but then we didn't |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:33
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Iggy Koopa posted:i have a crush on CAT BRUSH he is sooooo dreamy 
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Oct 17, 2014 04:33
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Receiving anal sex is p fun. Also im gay |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:34
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fun thread |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:36
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I try to joke because I am incredibly sad irl and worry about what byob thinks of me |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:39
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I have a crush on WD-40 too (the water-displacing spray, not the poster). |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:40
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the dick in the spidercock pic isnt actually my dick 
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Oct 17, 2014 04:40
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me and my gf were loving viciously in the shower, then i lost my balance and fell. i took out the shower curtain and the toilet seat and had a huge bruise |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:40
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the first time i changed fart gently caress hell's av felt so good i just couldn't stop. knowing that i was anonymously harassing a stranger on the internet felt so good. i felt so big and tough. i got aroused and masturbated on the spot. it's the only way i can cum now. |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:40
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i miss punching people in the face 
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Oct 17, 2014 04:41
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Iggy Koopa posted:i miss punching people in the face is this dr sanchez? |
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Iggy Koopa posted:the first time i changed fart gently caress hell's av felt so good i just couldn't stop. knowing that i was anonymously harassing a stranger on the internet felt so good. i felt so big and tough. i got aroused and masturbated on the spot. it's the only way i can cum now. 
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Oct 17, 2014 04:41
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one time i almost accidentally burned down an elementary school with gasoline and fireworks |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:46
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the shower secret reminded me of one time i was in the shower and i bent over to let some water run down my rear end crack so i could gross my wife out when i farted but when i actually tried to force the fart i ended up making GBS threads all over the shower |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:47
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Iggy Koopa posted:the shower secret reminded me of one time i was in the shower and i bent over to let some water run down my rear end crack so i could gross my wife out when i farted but when i actually tried to force the fart i ended up making GBS threads all over the shower 
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Oct 17, 2014 04:51
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Iggy Koopa posted:the shower secret reminded me of one time i was in the shower and i bent over to let some water run down my rear end crack so i could gross my wife out when i farted but when i actually tried to force the fart i ended up making GBS threads all over the shower 
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Oct 17, 2014 04:51
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haha i wish i could tell you guys who this one is god drat it. this is legit embarrassing. in high school i traded this hot bitch a lot of percocets for a loving fedora |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:51
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alnilam posted:Plat centric thred |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:52
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i got a girl pregnant in high school |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:52
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Iggy Koopa posted:haha i wish i could tell you guys who this one is too hosed up for byob |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:52
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Iggy Koopa posted:the shower secret reminded me of one time i was in the shower and i bent over to let some water run down my rear end crack so i could gross my wife out when i farted but when i actually tried to force the fart i ended up making GBS threads all over the shower hahahahahahaha |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:52
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sidbyob@gmail.com ill add it to the op |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:52
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you should set up a pay pal and reveal the secrets for 10 bucks a pop |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:53
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im worried that we might have handed sid too much power |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:53
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im really pro at keeping secrets and do not wish for anyones money thank you 
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Oct 17, 2014 04:55
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one time i threw a dude through a wall, the hole is still there years later |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:56
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another time i was in the shower and i was soaping up and the next thing i knew i was in the corner holding my face with blood all over the floor. it felt like someone hit me straight in the side of the face right next to my eye. i then looked up and saw that water was pouring out of the pipe and the shower head was on the floor. the shower head threads failed and mortared the shower head straight into my face. i had a black eye for a week. |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:57
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Iggy Koopa posted:one time i threw a dude through a wall, the hole is still there years later Kool-Aid Man: Origins |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:57
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yobbers have trouble in the shower |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:58
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my ex got pregnant once and decided to have an abortion. the ultrasound revealed it was just a blighted ovum. the doctor came in and tried to convince us not to abort it anyway for 5 minutes before we could get a word in and we were like 'yeah but its not a baby' and he was like 'what?? ohh... okay gently caress that bullshit the state makes me say it' |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:58
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Iggy Koopa posted:another time i was in the shower and i was soaping up and the next thing i knew i was in the corner holding my face with blood all over the floor. it felt like someone hit me straight in the side of the face right next to my eye. i then looked up and saw that water was pouring out of the pipe and the shower head was on the floor. the shower head threads failed and mortared the shower head straight into my face. i had a black eye for a week. Haha, why's this a secret? That's hilarious. |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:59
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another time I was loving the shower and the water was really hot and i started getting light headed and blacked out for a second |
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Oct 17, 2014 04:59
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Honestly I had no idea this many yobbers showered |
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Oct 17, 2014 05:00
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i was on watch once out to sea and i had to go to the bathroom so i went to a bathroom up at the front of the ship and started undoing my pants to take a poo poo. i saw a porno mag on the TP despenser and didn't think much of it until i turned around and saw a huge glob of cum running down the back of the stall door |
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Oct 17, 2014 05:01
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i didn't masturbate until i was almost 18, not because of any suppression or religious poo poo beut because i just never really wanted to 
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Iggy Koopa posted:i was on watch once out to sea and i had to go to the bathroom so i went to a bathroom up at the front of the ship and started undoing my pants to take a poo poo. i saw a porno mag on the TP despenser and didn't think much of it until i turned around and saw a huge glob of cum running down the back of the stall door lmao |
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