• There are at least three regular posters convicted of Homicide, but we don't talk about it. If you see a regular making a joke about this, do not join in. The last time a new user failed to heed these words was when the number jumped to three. Some 'Regs" (regulars) have special protections.
  
  
• Forums user i am he once stood near the top of the food chain in an illicit international cartel. He doesn't often post about his experiences and the original ask/tell has long since faded to digital dust. It is OK to ask questions, as long as you don't sound like a cop.
  
  
• The dossier I was handed on GODSPEED JOHN GLENN lends credence to the theory that his specialized art technique is actually a ritual for enthralling the souls of his victims. If he offers to draw your portrait, please contact administration immediately. He has been asked to stop this behavior twice already. If you recognize the women in any of his drawings, please contact our forums Interpol liaison, Matoi Ryoku, immediately.
  
  
• This one is tricky, but forums poster dogcrash truther is either Matt Damon or a startingly-good impersonator. I mean the actor, not the Matt Damon.
  
  
• The forums accout 'my new dog' is more than immediately meets the eye. While we are still unsure of the true purpose of the use of this account or what it signifies, we have confirmed that the account is passed between a syndicate of international crime lords, seemingly always belonging to the member who has most recently adopted a new dog. Be careful in your dealings with any user claiming to be "my new dog"
  
  
• Angry Fish may seem harmless, but the name is a clue at his true menace as the boss of an international underground fish fighting ring. Fish fighting, you think, that's not scary? Well it's not, but his methods of brutality are well known to any who have crossed him. Be on your guard.
  
  
• Iggy Koopa is a menace to the public. Often contracting under the aliases "The Ghost of Google" or "Graffitiface", Iggy Koopa's acts of digital vandalism have left Google Street View scarred and nigh-unusable.
  
  
• DO NOT under any circumstances buy forums user "Bwee" Platinum gift certificates. Time and time again these certificates have been laundered off-shore. Remnants of YOUR gift certificates have been traced as far as gun trade in the Middle East. DO NOT comply with this user's requests.

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Oct 20, 2014

• poster wth is actually former byob superstar air julio. he was forced to change his name to escape the authorities for running an after hours gambling ring in the backroom of the byob irc. he's been laying low here for weeks now, but something tells me his cover is about to be blown.

• "wth" A.K.A. "Air Julio" is a CONFIRMED high-profile member of a cabal in direct contact with many ancient societies. If you search Youtube for the term " "air julio" patone agent of dissent " you will find a chronicle of PROOF levied against him. His registration coincides with the start of a new "digital push" by his organization.
  
  
• Moderator Bo Pepper is IN THE FEDERAL WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM. Any attempts to google his house or discern his identity may result in your surveillance.
  
  

• The various crews are engaged in a terrifying secret proxy war over control of the Sports Argument Stadium. Do NOT venture too deep into their various threads archives. The last person to ask too many questions of Work Crew was found with their eyes stapled shut