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E-mail me anonymously and confess your sins to me. Tell me about that time you sniffed your sisters panties, or the time you fed your girlfriends dog chocolate on purpose because you hated it. Whatever floats your boat. I will then take the e-mails I receive and post them here for everyone to enjoy. If you include a picture please at least first upload it to Imgur or something and link me so I don't have to go through the effort of rehosting your stupid pictures of the turtle you strapped M-80s to once. anongbsconfessions@gmail.com If you don't want me to know your e-mail address use this  DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT SEXUALLY ABUSING MINORS. I WILL NOT POST IT.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *****************If you're LEGITIMATELY suicidal I suggest getting help. Here is a list of numbers to call***************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dramatic Readings It appears Tindeck sucks and has gone down. Please use Soundcloud to upload your dramatic reading. If you do not have a Soundcloud account you may send me the file and I can upload it for you. syscall girl posted:dgob7bw GOTTA STAY FAI posted:e43skpd GOTTA STAY FAI posted:dwndw647s Quarex posted:cwcc5pz GOTTA STAY FAI posted:d1x4hfj GOTTA STAY FAI posted:cq85php GOTTA STAY FAI posted:cz5nqab GOTTA STAY FAI posted:ds7qaxu GOTTA STAY FAI posted:e30oncr GOTTA STAY FAI posted:cz36vcf mr.capps posted:dgi66ds Sour Diesel posted:cz5nh33 Sour Diesel posted:
GOTTA STAY FAI posted:d464n0z Sour Diesel posted:cwcc5pz & d409ctp Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Oct 29, 2014 |
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i caused 9-11 but it was an accident.
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Oct 20, 2014 23:49
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one time i farted in an elevator and it smelled way worse than i thought it would and i blamed it on a fat guy by staring at him funny and i think everyone believed it. but it was me who made the fart
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Oct 20, 2014 23:50
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tipped a birdcage by accident in a crowded petstore and quickly backed away so some 9 year old kid got the blame
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My confession is that I really loved the first one of these threads I read, I'm hoping the nu GBS free-for-all doesn't dampen earnest participation.
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Oct 20, 2014 23:54
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My confession is that I took a lot of high res photos of my bottom. Ill email them to you
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Oct 20, 2014 23:55
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i sucka'd that dick while i fucka'd that rear end
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Oct 20, 2014 23:57
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Skeleton King posted:i sucka'd that dick while i fucka'd that rear end gonna gently caress you just to figure this out
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Oct 21, 2014 00:02
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This is gonna be a fun thread full of terrible fake confessions
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Oct 21, 2014 00:03
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please send any doxxes/posts from another thread to my email
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Cowman posted:This is gonna be a fun thread full of terrible fake confessions I would prefer if they were real. It's much better if they are real. If you are gonna send me a fake confession at least don't shitpost in the inbox. Make it seem somewhat believable enough that it could be open to debate if it was real or not. I think some of the fun comes from being unable to tell. I'm not going to be posting stupid single sentence confessions (unless they are truly fantastic) or "im gay" emails. Please put some loving effort into your email and let's have at least one thread in GBS that isn't a steaming pile of shitposts.
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I made some really gay posts under a different username but no-one will ever know 
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Oct 21, 2014 00:09
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lol not falling for this again
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Sidecrab posted:I made some really gay posts under a different username but no-one will ever know 
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Oct 21, 2014 00:14
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banged ops mom
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Oct 21, 2014 00:23
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attempt # 2, mods really want this to happen but so do i
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Finally someone sent me something that wasn't "hosed the OPs mom"Anonymous Confessor posted:i'm a top tier fyad poster and i live in fear that someone will see a picture of me someday. i don't know how much i weigh exactly, but it's over 500 pounds. when you weigh that much, your penis sometimes shrinks into itself, so your urethra is kind of hanging out like a vein in a piece of steak.
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I farted and blamed it on someone else once
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e34d8xyAnonymous Confessor posted:I once posted a naked picture of myself to a website that I knew was being discussed in a GBS thread. Goons have seen my naked body and they don't even know it. I am slightly ashamed now. Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Oct 21, 2014 |
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Oct 21, 2014 00:51
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Goon should feel proud.
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dy9rr7wAnonymous Confessor posted:when i was in fourth grade, my nextdoor neighbor told me on the bus home from school that charizard was better than dragonite. yup, that's right. anyway, he got his comeuppance when i snuck into his backyard and ritualistically murdered his cat with a rusty knife, flaying off the skin and hanging it out to dry on their clothesline. fluffy suffered, and it didn't have to be this way, jason. Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Oct 21, 2014 |
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Oct 21, 2014 00:57
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I can suck my own dick.
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dajj8esAnonymous Confessor posted:When I was a freshman in high school I jacked off in the bathroom on the fifth floor and didn't realize there was someone in the stall over so I sat there for an entire period until they left. Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Oct 21, 2014 |
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Oct 21, 2014 01:09
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my confession is that I did this back in 1998 to have a wacky/zany crossover between the internet and print and it was a dead end back then
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Oct 21, 2014 01:13
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so the other person stayed in the bathroom the entire period too? might as well stick to goatse-ing the op because you guys can't even make poo poo up right jesus
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Pretty sure the others were all half assed fake attempts but not really sure about this one. Coulda been a mod.Anonymous Confessor posted:I feel there is a difference between ebophilia and pedophilia.
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Oct 21, 2014 01:15
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where are the incest stories
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Windows 98 posted:Pretty sure the others were all half assed fake attempts but not really sure about this one. Coulda been a mod. it's true though, ebophilia is when you want to get pozzed with ebola
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ct719lbAnonymous Confessor posted:My first sexual experience was with another male friend when I was, like 8. He was sleeping over and suggested we put our birds in each other's butts, not in the hole but just, like, between the cheeks. Neither of us had an erection and we did this for like 5 minutes before moving on to another game or whatever. I've never told anyone about this because honestly I didn't think twice about it afterwards, but I wonder sometimes if that kid was exually abused. He moved away a few years later & I never saw him again. Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Oct 21, 2014 |
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cqc59ibAnonymous Confessor posted:when i was 13 years old, i snuck into my mothers room and stole a pair of her (clean) underwear. i wore them and jerked off into them. i hid them underneath the nightstand in my step brother's room. when he got a new bed the nightstand was moved and his dirty secret was uncovered. forgive me Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Oct 21, 2014 |
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Oct 21, 2014 01:21
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This one's confirmed fake, that is actually an episode of Pokemon before Brock left the show.
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im a harlequin baby irl
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7dkwmdAnonymous Confessor posted:i was extremely bored during summer break when i was a teenager, and since my town had a huge problem with stray cats, i decided to do something about it. i would put a can of tuna in crab cage, and leave it for a couple hours. i would put the cat that would inevitably get caught in it in a black trash bag and chuck it into the river. i lost count of how many in total but one summer i got like 30
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Ok I saw that quoting me to reference or comment on one of the confessions didn't also quote what I had posted. So I am going to be putting unique IDs before them so when you guys quote at least people will have something to see what post you are talking about. Sorry about that, forgot SA doesn't do double quotes.
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you can just click 'windows 98 posted' when someone quotes you and it will take you to that post even if it comes up as an emptyquote hth
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Oct 21, 2014 01:29
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Here's a secret, but only smart people can read it:
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12dv4qAnonymous Confessor posted:When I was in college, some starlings built a nest between the air conditioner and my window. This was fine until the eggs hatched and the baby birds screamed for their meal starting at 5 am every morning. My bed was right next to the window and it drove me insane. My window didn't open so I had no way to get at the birds. But I worked at a research lab at the university and I had noticed a bottle of chloroform on one of the shelves. I stole the bottle and found a way to wedge the window seal open a crack and poured chloroform all over the baby birds. This killed them instantly. I was in complete bliss until the bodies started rotting. I figured the smell would only linger for a day or two but it kept getting stronger and stronger and stronger.
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cool very original thread idea
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Iggy Koopa posted:cool very original thread idea
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Iggy Koopa posted:cool very original thread idea Well sid, this thread is getting some results.
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