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Abrasive Obelisk
May 2, 2013

I joined th
ROVPACK IN THE HOOUUUUSE!
:vince:
he still knows...

Writer Cath posted:

What did I miss so far?

Cena/Orton now #1 contenders

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Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
i love how dean centric this commercial is

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
so Cena loses his way into a #1 contendership match?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Solomonic posted:

Sheamus, you dick, why would you beat up Sandow instead of the Miz
Because he didn't want Sandow try to take his identity! Doppelgangers are serious business man

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

John Cena vs John Cena

Winner gets a chance to face John Cena at the John Cena Special Event

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Sigma posted:

I hope you guys like Sheamus/Miz/Sandow at Survivor Series

I hope to enjoy everything I watch

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.
Oh goody, time for Dusts to lose again.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

That reminds me, has Sandow ever had a title shot?

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Kane cutting off HHH music with his pyro is the best thing he's done since he sold getting hit with that flimsy piece of poster board by Bryan.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

I would hide behind chainsaws as well..........to use them.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Sigma posted:

That reminds me, has Sandow ever had a title shot?

He had money in the bank once, but that turned out to be he ultimate rub

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Sigma posted:

That reminds me, has Sandow ever had a title shot?

Boy did he ever

Abrasive Obelisk
May 2, 2013

I joined th
ROVPACK IN THE HOOUUUUSE!
:vince:
he still knows...

Sigma posted:

That reminds me, has Sandow ever had a title shot?

IC title match at TLC, Tag Team w/ Cody, MITB duh

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Sigma posted:

That reminds me, has Sandow ever had a title shot?

He cashed in and lost to Cena.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jiro posted:

I would hide behind chainsaws as well..........to use them.

Chainsaws seem like a really bad weapon.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Solomonic posted:

Sheamus, you dick, why would you beat up Sandow instead of the Miz

I was hoping that Sheamus would go to Brogue Kicks Miz only for Sandow to beat him to it.

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
Sandow needs to keep this gimmick and start going over. I'd love to see his Cena rematch and he come out as Thuganomics Cena.

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
"hydration when you least expect it" is a phrase that never fails to make me laugh

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

RacistGuidingLight posted:

He cashed in and lost to Cena.

Boooooooooooo

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Winner gets a chance to face John Cena at the John Cena Special Event

What's the 9.99 to John Cena exchange rate?

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Sigma posted:

That reminds me, has Sandow ever had a title shot?

Boy did he ever!? and if you have archives you can go back and enjoy the people who were indignantly sure it was the start of a giant push!

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


cena stop you're scaring me :(

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug

RacistGuidingLight posted:

He cashed in and lost to Cena.

To one armed Cena no less.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
John Cena: The Video Game

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
rage john cena

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
There are a lot of guys I would like to see face Brock next, but Cena and Orton are not on the list.

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


Abrasive Obelisk posted:

Cena/Orton now #1 contenders

The losers get the number 1 contedership match. If I was Seth I'd be angry that my rival in the heel organization is getting priority title opportunities. Unless he just doesn't want to fight Lesnar fair and reckons Cena/Orton might be enough to wear him down.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Shima Honnou posted:

Cena's getting another match with Lesnar.

It would own immensely if Orton wins and is all "UNLEASH THE DOVES :smug:" and then Brock comes out with a poo poo eating grin and Orton poops himself a little.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

So like, just to follow WWE's crazy train of logic, Cena faces Ambrose, loses, which gets him put in a #1 Contender's match for the world title. I just...what?

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Chainsaws seem like a really bad weapon.

Just aim for the face or throat so when they jam instantly you still might have killed them.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

This match had better involve Sandow dressed like Goldust and Stardust.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Food Court Druid posted:

There are a lot of guys I would like to see face Brock next, but Cena and Orton are not on the list.

none of the other people on your list are important enough

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
What the gently caress is the point of the Usos if they don't do a haka.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Grizzly Knows Best: A rich family's effeminate father is replaced by a grizzly bear. See the shenanigans that ensue. - 1 episode

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
I can't wait to see this fresh matchup of the Dust Brothers versus the Usos

Dr. Tough
Oct 22, 2007

Wasn't this match on Friday? Or am I imagining things?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
:camera6:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Please go away Usos.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I used to really like the Usos but they're boring as hell

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bartok
May 10, 2006



How many times have we had this match? Maybe they will let the tag champions win this time!

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