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Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

bonzibuddy64 posted:



Just 2 elfs having a good time

Clipping in public, ban this sick filth

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SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
Did they add new jobs in the latest patch?

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
has anybody ever met a sad elf, I dont think they exist

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW
I was almost kicked from the PBC goon guild for saying I wanted an elf girl to cut off my cock and balls.

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW

bonzibuddy64 posted:



Just 2 elfs having a good time

Actually, i think this screenshot is going to be what gets me kicked.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

SarutosZero posted:

has anybody ever met a sad elf, I dont think they exist

jon irenicus is maximum emo

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

bonzibuddy64 posted:

I was almost kicked from the PBC goon guild for saying I wanted an elf girl to cut off my cock and balls.

This quote is actually the current message of the day for DGKK. Congratulations!

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW
They dont like it when you talk about elfs

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

is this thread..anime?

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!

Bobnumerotres posted:

is this thread..anime?

No its about elfs

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

SarutosZero posted:

No its about elfs

seems dangerously close

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

bonzibuddy64 posted:

They dont like it when you talk about elfs

they sound really lame

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW
I was banned lol

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

bonzibuddy64 posted:

I was banned lol

gently caress those n'wahs elves are cool

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

bonzibuddy64 posted:

I was banned lol

This is crazy.

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
I'm going to find out who's banning for liking elves, and stop them.

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW
Elfish cornhole

gay devil
Aug 20, 2009

SunAndSpring posted:

Did they add new jobs in the latest patch?

coming this tuesday

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Yeah I Like Girls posted:

coming this tuesday

so how many months before the rogue/ninja leveling spree settles down and i can get dps queues while leveling again

gay devil
Aug 20, 2009

probably a month? good time to level tank or healer

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
What tank is the most fun?

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

SunAndSpring posted:

What tank is the most fun?

Warrior is a lot more interesting. Paladin isn't bad but it's a pretty generic tank class.

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Yeah I Like Girls posted:

probably a month? good time to level tank or healer

kay

paladin's 38, i'll give it a couple weeks to let the ninjas get up to that sort of range

warrior's better but it's already 50 so fuckit

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

Silver Striker posted:

Warrior is a lot more interesting. Paladin isn't bad but it's a pretty generic tank class.

Cool. I used to play Warrior in WoW before I got tired of all the dumb changes and poo poo because I liked to be a cool guy and keep my friends safe from enemy dudes. Is it anything like that Warrior?

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


SunAndSpring posted:

Cool. I used to play Warrior in WoW before I got tired of all the dumb changes and poo poo because I liked to be a cool guy and keep my friends safe from enemy dudes. Is it anything like that Warrior?

ffxiv warriors can't be arsed to use a shield, they tank with a huge ax, huge hp pools, okay mitigation and getting pissed off

as mmo gameplay goes they're fun

paladins are the shieldbearers, high mitigation, but boring as sin to play

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW

SunAndSpring posted:

What tank is the most fun?

warrior is super fun to play

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW
I want a dark skinned elf to run a knife around the base of my cock severing it from my scrotum

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

bonzibuddy64 posted:

I want a dark skinned elf to run a knife around the base of my cock severing it from my scrotum

Close topic.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

bonzibuddy64 posted:

I want a dark skinned elf to run a knife around the base of my cock severing it from my scrotum
same, only replace 'elf' with 'licensed surgeon'

Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

bonzibuddy64 posted:

I want a dark skinned elf to run a knife around the base of my cock severing it from my scrotum

I want a dark skinned elf to have consensual sex with me in the missionary position

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Seshoho Cian posted:

I want a dark skinned elf to have consensual sex with me in the missionary position

dtf = drow to gently caress

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
ALL DUNMER GIRLS LIKE TO BALL WITH BUCK REDGUARDS

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

bonzibuddy64 posted:

I was banned lol

plz share your smug-as-poo poo ban message from the jackoff who thinks he's really cool and clever tia

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW

sword_man.gif posted:

plz share your smug-as-poo poo ban message from the jackoff who thinks he's really cool and clever tia

i dont have it any more but he said in irc that i was either mentally deficient or a sociopath for taking that screenshot

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
its a cool screenshot

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

Grapplejack posted:

dtf = drow to gently caress

There are none other kinds of drow.

gay skull
Oct 24, 2004


Has anyone come up with a good joke that incorporates the phrase "poot crate"?

edit how the gently caress did i post this in the wrong thread god dammit

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


was it dgkk that kicked u or pbc

also i must be missing something with the screenshot, is there something sexy or perhaps offensive about it

Mazed
Oct 23, 2010

:blizz:


I want to be an elf but I already am a cat and I stupidly read their naming lore and used it.

But some people don't care about that poo poo, which is why you see roegadyn running around named Dudude Dude (a legit lalafell name according to lore)

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bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW
my name was Bonzi Buddy and the people in pbc would never let up about me having a "gimmick name"

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