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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Very stilted and awkward, and it's how I imagine Phallic Baldwin talks to women lmfao.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

It might also be how Doctor Carwash would talk if they did one of those pornos where a porn star chick fucks a supreme virgin or whatever because he won a sweepstakes.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I think in a lot of sexual fantasies that people from Book Barn and back when GBS wasn't all boring cynical losers, the goons imagine themselves saying these kinds of things as well, and probably half the people in the Toho thread. YOSPOS would talk like this but in a really chill, badass way though it would be the same in essence.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Knuc U Kinte posted:

*swaggering into a Noise Club, wearing all manner of retarded poo poo like vests and cheesecutters*

lmfao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Reddit people for sure say this kind of thing under there breaths when their making there Sims "WooHoo".

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Especially if it's someone with reddit gold.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

And last but not least there was at least one person in your middle school gym class like one of the guys who just sits in the corner on the highest row of the bleachers reading dragon fantasy novels has said this while jerking off.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Pewdiepie posted:

*Looks upon you fondly, with great sexual pleasure and respect*

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Kylra posted:

Hello Sir and/or Madam. I would like to have sex with you. Are you having a nice day? Good, then let us commence intercourse at once.

Very classy. I accept.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Dons a cheesecutter and a vest. Shall we go ought for a night on the town first?

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Uncle Wemus posted:

Why isn't Alito Sarknoosen bitching about this game

I don't think she criticizes games in particular dude, and the way she does criticize games she probably has already. Do you even know what your talking about.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Ristolaz posted:

You are as beautiful as the hubble nebula pictures and you make the blood travel to both the intelligence detecting part of my brain as well as my nether regions.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Maltag posted:

its kind of sad you keep bringing phally b up even though he doesnt post here.. just get over him already. its hard to watch.

If I wanted to hear the opinions of an rear end in a top hat, I'd fart. Piss off.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Maltag posted:

*lols to sself* oh, sorry.. was just thinking about this post the peebster made the other day about selling his last of us remastered german import case on reddit

lmfao

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