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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Imp Zone > Terrible strategy guides.

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

i remember an ocarina of time guide that was written at a 2nd grade level. poo poo like (on gohma) "after you hit the red eye with nuts, finish it with the sword as many times as you can!" like this was a book you could buy in-stores

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extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

FINAL BOSS: Exdeath
HP - ???
He has two forms (duh.). You should be familiar with them because you should
have beaten this game before. Just attack and heal. Use your brain and think
about different strategies, Golem helps. A lot. There aren't too many things
you can do. Attack and pray that you can win.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2014 02:39

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

klapman posted:

dude did you get his permission to post this?

# ¿ Oct 25, 2014 06:32

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

Y-Hat posted:

i had this one too. it was also a lovely guide with no maps, but thankfully it didn't have that '90s bro in it at all

but the cover art :stare:

# ¿ Oct 25, 2014 08:17

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