I want to be a necromancer

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Oh, also check these dudes out, they can probably tell you more:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm-4FmsfUAc

# ? Oct 25, 2014 05:26

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OkieMurse: Nov 2, 2011; I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.

Third World Reggin posted:

op

get a giant cauldron in a basement and mix bleach and ammonia in it

then prop your self up in a wizard hat with a big book

given time someone will come check on you and someone will come check on them

then you become the necromancer

Laughed harder than I should have at this.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 09:31

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

Third World Reggin posted:

op

get a giant cauldron in a basement and mix bleach and ammonia in it

then prop your self up in a wizard hat with a big book

given time someone will come check on you and someone will come check on them

then you become the necromancer

Which way do I set the wizard hat? Cone up?

# ? Oct 25, 2014 09:35

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

Third World Reggin posted:

op

get a giant cauldron in a basement and mix bleach and ammonia in it

then prop your self up in a wizard hat with a big book

given time someone will come check on you and someone will come check on them

then you become the necromancer

You just want more skeletons for yourself jerk

# ? Oct 25, 2014 10:24

ForeverSmug: Oct 9, 2012

Bleach and monnia (or "peepee juice" as it is known by science) will just burn your lungs real bad but it's not foolproof

# ? Oct 25, 2014 11:40

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