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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

"..fight the mighty bearwhale by throwing all their money at it

then much celebrating occurred after the bearwhle left after eating all their money

i still don't get it"

-Me on Sept 20th, 2015


sorry about your father

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fermun
Nov 4, 2009

The X-Files will return in a moment.



Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Carl M. Force III
Carl M. Force, age 73, of Perryville, MD, passed away on Wednesday, April 2, 2014

http://twitter.com/engediINC/status/451591304489627650

same day as the website was released? did the website kill his dad????

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!


I didn't want to say anything that would lead to doxxing, but since grandchildren were already mentioned I bet that one of Carla Mark Force IV's daughter has the first name of his fake surname

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I feel the pressure,
under more scrutiny
And what I do,
act more stupidly


"What should we call her?"
"Carl"
"What."
"Carla. I meant to say Carla."

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.


lol forever at his excuse

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001



Grimey Drawer

this loving news

all of it

everything

and then this:

Ross Ulbricht's lawyer: Alleged police corruption casts doubt on entire Silk Road trial

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007



"I'll just tell them I'm a cop, it worked in inception!"

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

"..fight the mighty bearwhale by throwing all their money at it

then much celebrating occurred after the bearwhle left after eating all their money

i still don't get it"

-Me on Sept 20th, 2015

Don't particularly want NSA looking over my shoulder

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

The X-Files will return in a moment.



i'm looking forward to the DEA agent trial, hope he says that he was the DEA agent at the start but sold off his title and the real DEA agent that did the crimes was Mark Karpeles

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003




Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

two slices of bread, one slice of tuna

surebet posted:

if you skipped this one it's p proclick

shrem explains how his fish based altcoin is going to be a thing

sorry charlie

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

The X-Files will return in a moment.



fermun posted:

i'm looking forward to the DEA agent trial, hope he says that he was the DEA agent at the start but sold off his title and the real DEA agent that did the crimes was Mark Karpeles

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead



it's amazing that he literally did a bad sitcom joke IRL

"my name is Carllllll...a. Carla... Sophia. I'm a lady. and I'm french. tee hee"

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002



surebet posted:

if you skipped this one it's p proclick

shrem explains how his fish based altcoin is going to be a thing

backed by mack(eral)

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!


Oven Wrangler

this is the most surprising thing i've read about bitcoin in a long time, the only way they can top it is if mark was somehow actually involved in this trainwreck

amazing stuff as always, thank you bitcoin

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

"..fight the mighty bearwhale by throwing all their money at it

then much celebrating occurred after the bearwhle left after eating all their money

i still don't get it"

-Me on Sept 20th, 2015


text editor
Jan 8, 2007



Dr. Honked posted:

when the dust settles, only karples will remain standing.

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008



He still wrote in his diary that he sent money to those corrupt cops to kill each other. At this point it would not be shocking to find out that the government only found out about the corruption when they read the diary.

Bitcoin: It's Carls all the way down

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead



CampingCarl posted:

Bitcoin: It's Carls all the way down
if you say so. "camping carl"

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

THE CONCENTRATION CAMP DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON


Young Orc


Mark Karpeles is an anagram of Karl Mark pees

CoreDuo
Mar 19, 2015



I have to wonder how much of what he says is bullshit just so that he can sound more important than he is.

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

I hodl at your neck the gox jabbar




CampingCarl posted:

He still wrote in his diary that he sent money to those corrupt cops to kill each other. At this point it would not be shocking to find out that the government only found out about the corruption when they read the diary.

hooooly poo poo that's probably what happened

Lol I don't even care anymore if Ross goes to jail or not, this is going to make the best movie, like that one Matt Damon was in about corn syrup

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

THE CONCENTRATION CAMP DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON


Young Orc

CoreDuo posted:

I have to wonder how much of what he says is bullshit just so that he can sound more important than he is.

don't you say a word against karpeles

you're only making yourself look bad when you do

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

The X-Files will return in a moment.




Mark Karpeles was too lazy to engage in a criminal conspiracy with a corrupt cop.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend

Fun Shoe

ok, so, the judge knew about this and blocked it from trial

presumably the argument is that it was a different investigation into silk road? i can kindof see that; it doesn't really impact the actual evidence presented and it's really prejudicial

but i wouldn't be too surprised if dpr did get another trial out of this

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Carl Mark Force IV is an anagram for Viral Cock Farmer

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007



Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Carl Mark Force IV is an anagram for Viral Cock Farmer

what did we ever do to deserve bitcoin?????

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


CoreDuo posted:

I have to wonder how much of what he says is bullshit just so that he can sound more important than he is.

he has the trolling opportunity of a lifetime

text editor
Jan 8, 2007



CoreDuo posted:

I have to wonder how much of what he says is bullshit just so that he can sound more important than he is.
We know from the court docs of the old case that Ross was made aware of agents making contact with karpeles, so it's assumed this is some of the information carl mark force iv and his buddy were shuttling between karpeles and dpr

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

if your name is Carl mark force IV and you end up being a dea agent... that's kinda lame

dude with that name should have a job jumping out of planes onto a moving vehicle with a lit cigar in his mouth

investigating bitcoins will never be bad rear end

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003



SynthOrange posted:

"What should we call her?"
"Carl"
"What."
"Carla. I meant to say Carla."

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:


lol forever at his excuse


bitcoin is some twilight zone poo poo

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003



FrozenVent posted:

if your name is Carl mark force IV and you end up being a dea agent... that's kinda lame

dude with that name should have a job jumping out of planes onto a moving vehicle with a lit cigar in his mouth

investigating bitcoins will never be bad rear end

wheni worked in mail store i once filled out the paperwork to ship a box to sgt. payne.

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005





holy gently caress this is hilarious

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


FrozenVent posted:

if your name is Carl mark force IV and you end up being a dea agent... that's kinda lame

dude with that name should have a job jumping out of planes onto a moving vehicle with a lit cigar in his mouth

investigating bitcoins will never be bad rear end

if that car contained drugs... uh Carl mark force iv would not be involved

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


nevermind the dea agent can charges be brought against whoever hired that guy? jfc

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


then again when you get a resume from Carl Mark Force IV how can you say no?

uncurable mlady
Jan 13, 2008

get meow dis wack-ass
crystal prison









Pillbug

carl mark force iv

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005







PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



this is like double entrapment or something.

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CoreDuo
Mar 19, 2015


text editor posted:

We know from the court docs of the old case that Ross was made aware of agents making contact with karpeles, so it's assumed this is some of the information carl mark force iv and his buddy were shuttling between karpeles and dpr

Fair enough but drat, maybe the conspiracy theorists have a point. He really does have his sausage fingers in a lot of pies.

CoreDuo fucked around with this message at Mar 31, 2015 around 02:34

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