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Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


not to continue this sidetrack, but speaking as a posterboy of a disappointing generation, I feel vicarious shame for the grandparents who had to live through some loving wars and depressions only to wind up with some seriously deviant progeny

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Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=518557.0

Over 70BTC bet that Bitcoin will be $10,000 by end of 2014
March 16, 2014, 08:20:25 PM

http://bitbet.us/bet/635/1btc-10-000-usd/

Confirmed bets: 147 ( No: 113 / Yes: 34 )

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001



Grimey Drawer

lol. butts were going to the moon last November.

fuctifino fucked around with this message at Nov 28, 2014 around 09:38

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

THIS DUDE HERE IS A REAL CLOWN


fuctifino posted:

i googled for a definition of anal vore:

Okay so it's seriously what the words say it is. It must suck when your fetish can never be realized in real life. Even bronies have some chance of loving someone wearing a pony costume but there's no way anyone's rear end is going to eat you. Oh hangon there was that dude who got sat on by an elephant that time, maybe that's the dream. I'm clearly thinking this through too much, like more than buttcoiners think through most of their life decisions.

So anyway buttcoin is eating lots of people's money so I guess it's the anal vore of currencies?

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001



Grimey Drawer

cock vore is worse:

quote:

Cock vore (or male genital vore) - Cock vore refers to being consumed by the penis.[9] Prey enters the urethral opening at the top of the penis, after which they are pulled down the urethra to the predator's scrotum, in which prey are absorbed, digested, or turned into semen (sometimes known as cum vore) and ejaculated.[10] Further variants involve the prey being taken to the prostate for conversion into semen, or to the bladder for storage or digestion.[11]

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012



fuctifino posted:

cock vore is worse:
What sources could those footnotes possibly be referencing. I hope they're up to Wikipedia's standards.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


Doctor Rope


mods, please make the thread's title both of these definitions.

bucketmouse
Aug 16, 2004

we con-trol the ho-ri-zon-tal
we con-trol the verrr-ti-cal


Buttcoin purse posted:

Okay I'm unfortunately aware that "vore" is some kind of fetish of being eaten or something, so wtf is "anal vore", is it when your fantasy is that a butthole has teeth and eats you or something? Please explain without linking to pictures or stories I can't unsee, thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XutaTTNihe0

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

THIS DUDE HERE IS A REAL CLOWN


fuctifino posted:

cock vore is worse:

Thanks, I think. I guess there's a /r/cockvores where they think their relatives are paying us to shame them.


Thanks, that was probably slightly less disturbing than anal vore "art". I couldn't sit through it but I learned this:

Wikipedia posted:

reached No. 1 on the UK Singles Chart on December 11, 1993, replacing Meat Loaf's "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"

To me being eaten by a dick or a butt seems crazy, but being eaten by Meat Loaf seems pretty plausible. Just wait until I show my parents a picture of me inside Meat Loaf's stomach.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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welp, i had the awesome idea of looking up cock vore, mlp fan art featuring hermaphroditic ponies jamming each other up their dongs, with the obligatory layer of baby fur and scat on top

that's enough internet for today...

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009


Nuke the earth, leave robots behind to salt the ground.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007



surebet posted:

welp, i had the awesome idea of looking up cock vore, mlp fan art featuring hermaphroditic ponies jamming each other up their dongs, with the obligatory layer of baby fur and scat on top

that's enough internet for today...

no inflation or foot fetishism?

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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speaking of autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzO1nG7KxtM

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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also r/bits apparently think this is the damning proof that bitcoin will rule the world because email was once kinda sorta hard once upon a time

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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p sure you didn't have to airgap your old apple ii with epoxy to email, but whatevs

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

iSheep krew represent


surebet posted:

also r/bits apparently think this is the damning proof that bitcoin will rule the world because email was once kinda sorta hard once upon a time



Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."


Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."


tl;dr buttcoiner's dad died. user tips him three cents.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Fuck your duck dynasty

fuctifino posted:

cock vore is worse:

Yeah, that's totally how semen is made; you have to literally feed your penis in order to produce semen. All guys do that

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

you just know that writing up dry clinical descriptions of horrifying fetishes on wikipedia is itself someone's fetish

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

: U N K N O W N :: A C :


didn't start out scrambled, 0/10

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat


Gravy Boat 2k

Nelson MandEULA posted:

tl;dr buttcoiner's dad died. user tips him three cents.
welcome to three pages ago

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.

Oven Wrangler

catheter's are going up uP UP the urethra

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."


Sham bam bamina! posted:

welcome to three pages ago

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods

Grimey Drawer

Sham bam bamina! posted:

welcome to three pages ago

the transaction just went through, he didnt include enough of a fee to start with

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value



STOP GETTING GOXXED

THIS UGLY SON OF A BITCH IS MAKING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS NEGGING BITCOIN



AND BASICALLY, YOU, ARE STUPID

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods

Grimey Drawer

btw i fully support adopting blockchain technology for the forums

you want that snipe, you better cough up that transaction fee or the bitcoin ghost gonna beat ya to it

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


1posteater

Krankenstyle
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i wish your posts etc

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


quote:

I may have hurt my brother-in-law's business by telling him to start accepting bitcoin (self.Bitcoin)

submitted an hour ago * by 1DGAD

Back in January I convinced my brother-in-law to start accepting bitcoin for his local bike shop in Evanston, IL. Shortly thereafter, he was interviewed by ABC Chicago News about bitcoin. He never told me about it, because it turns out the "story" was about how awful bitcoin is and how it is used to buy drugs and launder money, etc. Obviously he had no idea that this is what the story was going to be about, otherwise he would have never agreed to be interviewed. I only found out about the interview last night at Thanksgiving dinner. He stated that the story hurt his reputation in the community and he lost some of his loyal customers. He did not tell me because he did not want me to feel bad. I am reaching out to reddit bitcoin users to discuss a couple of things...

1) Best ways to determine the intentions of an "investigative reporter" if you are asked to be interviewed about bitcoin.

2) Effective ways to counter the bad image bitcoin currently has when people bring up drugs, money laundering, etc.

Here is a link to the interview.....

http://abc7chicago.com/archive/9428367/

Finally, if you live in the Chicago area and need bike service, my family would really appreciate your bitcoin business.....

https://www.oxbikes.com

Edit: yelp reviews....http://www.yelp.com/biz/bucephalus-bikes-evanston

bet the place was a veritable hotcake store before the hit piece came out

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

drak cornfields of the earht, my dearest moths

Alan Smithee posted:

bet the place was a veritable hotcake store before the hit piece came out

i thought any publicity was good publicity for bitcoin

indigi
Jul 20, 2004



Pillbug

Alan Smithee posted:

bet the place was a veritable hotcake store before the hit piece came out
I don't believe any of this happened. how many of his customers could have possibly seen the report and then, having previously been loyal, decided to stop shopping there because of it. stdh.

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


tbf people from here and the grey thread have cited porn site stats as proof that advertising butt acceptance makes you look shady

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008





Oh good yelp tells you whether a place accepts bitcoin now.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009

My name's ralph and i'm a bad guy. I'm 9 feet tall, i weigh 643 pounds. I'm a wrecker, i wreck things.




Alan Smithee posted:

tbf people from here and the grey thread have cited porn site stats as proof that advertising butt acceptance makes you look shady

The only reasonable use for a company accepting bitcoin for physical transactions is tax evasion.

It's worse in every possible way than every other possible payment option. If a store accepts bitcoin, they're fuckin shady.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

careful now


Cybernetic Crumb

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:



Oh good yelp tells you whether a place accepts bitcoin now.

doesn't let you exclude those from searches, though, so I assume they're not done with the feature

My PIN is 4826
Aug 30, 2003



Fallen Rib

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:



Oh good yelp tells you whether a place accepts bitcoin now.

otoh I can easily find some place to pay with dogs now

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

iSheep krew represent


gschmidl posted:

Allow me to save these AMAZING DEALS for posterity.





Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


My PIN is 4826 posted:

otoh I can easily find some place to pay with dogs now

"they accept bitcoin but I literally started shaking when I saw they accepted doge so I will be boycotting this business"

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surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Feel good charts. (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 7 hours ago by supermari0
Logarithmic (non-linear) regression - Bitcoin estimated value (Source)


Metcalfe's Law: Bitcoin Price and Adoption Analysis for the Future (Source)


Bitcoin Market Capitalization versus Metcalfe Value (Source)


A BITCOIN PRICE THEORY (Source)

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