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Orcs and Ostriches
Aug 26, 2010



The Great Twist

AlbieQuirky posted:

nobody's born libertarian

Everybody is born libertarian.



Babies don't understand how anything works.

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice

is a baby not entitled to the poop of his own didie

"uh uh" says mommy

pylb
Sep 22, 2010

"The superfluous, a very necessary thing"


Dr. Honked posted:

when the dust settles, only karples will remain standing.

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

toilet duck

there can be only fun

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I feel the pressure,
under more scrutiny
And what I do,
act more stupidly


Carl Mark Force I - III were only prototypes for a larger system.

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead



I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two fat and cankled legs of stone
Stand in /r/bitcoin. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose grin,
and chubby cheeks, and cat of name Tibanne,
Tell that its sculptor well those griftings read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The tweets that mocked them and the man that fled:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Mark Karpeles, king of coins:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal scam, boundless and bare
The chain of endless blocks stretch far away."

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

SynthOrange posted:

Carl Mark Force I - III were only prototypes for a larger system.
The I-III series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these IV models are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012

Easter was an Inside Job


Boxturret posted:

im the lack of ls
Yea what the hell is up with that

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

KoRMaK posted:

Yea what the hell is up with that
dir is better than ls

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012

Easter was an Inside Job


o god that would be amazing. Crooked cops thinking they are too ahead of the game to get busted. They think they know all the proecudres and stuff thats getting documented so they can just side step it.

but then they forget that they have a screenrecorder and are logged into their work computer

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

force iv tried to blackmail dpr using his dox (4 had the wrong dox of a different suspect) using the account Death From Above



but he accidentally used that account during his official investigation with the screen recorder enabled

Tipps posted:



first the "Beverley Hills" thing with Robert Durst, now this.



yesssssssssssssssssssss

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

aaaaaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!



With all these news stories I've read today, I have to ask myself:

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

FCKGW posted:

With all these news stories I've read today, I have to ask myself:


Agents working on Silk Road case charged with theft and money laundering. Believed to have stolen directly from the Silk Road and $300,000 from a californian man, depositing directly into personal accounts. This article is proof that bitcoin can be used to fight corruption in the government. (nytimes.com)
submitted 2 hours ago by Cryptolution to /r/news

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


SynthOrange posted:

Carl Mark Force I - III were only prototypes for a larger system.

and with the latest tactile technology he is now carl mark force touch

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

toilet duck

Linguica posted:

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two fat and cankled legs of stone
Stand in /r/bitcoin. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose grin,
and chubby cheeks, and cat of name Tibanne,
Tell that its sculptor well those griftings read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The tweets that mocked them and the man that fled:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Mark Karpeles, king of coins:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal scam, boundless and bare
The chain of endless blocks stretch far away."

plot twist: the traveller is karples

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back


KoRMaK posted:

o god that would be amazing. Crooked cops thinking they are too ahead of the game to get busted. They think they know all the proecudres and stuff thats getting documented so they can just side step it.

but then they forget that they have a screenrecorder and are logged into their work computer

Pretty sure this is a case study example of Dunning-Krueger.

: heh yea we know all about crypto we're pulling all the strings, there's no way we'll get caught. <has entire criminal history screencapped by federal agents because dude is doing it on his work computer>

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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https://twitter.com/alansilbert/sta...588016994041856

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

toilet duck

oh yeah cos cops NEVER get caught stealing fiat monies. not EVER

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

The X-Files will return in a moment.



if you are a DEA agent living outside of your means by stealing bitcoins you will be caught, if you are a DEA agent living outside of your means by stealing cash you will forever be free

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

"..fight the mighty bearwhale by throwing all their money at it

then much celebrating occurred after the bearwhle left after eating all their money

i still don't get it"

-Me on Sept 20th, 2015


Bitcoin: The only currency the government can catch you stealing



this is good for bitcoin obvs

Cantorsdust
Aug 9, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

Top Cop


... because bitcoin is more traceable / less anonymous than cash

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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so mark 4 Carl Mark Force IV had a website

http://cole-40477.logogarden.com/

cheap rear end template, same attention to writing as everywhere else, inane claims about hiring engineers to design mining rigs

ok, so this is an old site from back when every putz was able to slap parts together?

nope, less than a year ago

https://twitter.com/engediINC/status/451591304489627650

surebet fucked around with this message at Mar 31, 2015 around 00:56

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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i mean jfc hire a proofreader or just run a simple spellcheck, please

http://www.accountant.org/baltimore...g-tax-services/

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

"..fight the mighty bearwhale by throwing all their money at it

then much celebrating occurred after the bearwhle left after eating all their money

i still don't get it"

-Me on Sept 20th, 2015

please do not refer to Carl Mark Force IV as anything other than Carl Mark Force IV tia

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Boxturret posted:

please do not refer to Carl Mark Force IV as anything other than Carl Mark Force IV tia

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands



College Slice

saw 200 new posts, hoped it meant something hilarious had happened

was not disappointed

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

Boxturret posted:

please do not refer to Carl Mark Force IV as anything other than Carl Mark Force IV tia

signing this petition

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003


bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me


just read about 4 pages and i have lost the ability to even.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands



College Slice

bobbilljim posted:

just read about 4 pages and i have lost the ability to even.

are you still able to can?

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Boxturret posted:

please do not refer to Carl Mark Force IV as anything other than Carl Mark Force IV tia

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out


i just wanna know what carl mark III has to say about this

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me


A Pinball Wizard posted:

are you still able to can?

can mackerel only

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

my only regret in life is that my name is not Carl mark force IV

crazysim
May 23, 2004
I AM SOOOOO GAY

Gum posted:

i just wanna know what carl mark III has to say about this

Carl Mark Force III.

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005



FrozenVent posted:

my only regret in life is that my name is not Carl mark force IV

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Gum posted:

i just wanna know what carl mark III has to say about this
Carl M. Force III
Carl M. Force, age 73, of Perryville, MD, passed away on Wednesday, April 2, 2014 at Citizens Care Center in Havre de Grace, MD. He was born October 7, 1940 in West Chester, PA to the late Carl M., Jr. and Caroline (Curran) Force.

After serving his country in the Army, Carl worked at various jobs, including Boeing, before becoming a facilities manager at Father Martin's Ashley. He was a proud member of the NRA, and loved playing chess.

He is survived by his wife Gail; son Carl Force IV and wife Amy; daughters Patty Ann Santiago and husband Allen, and Elizabeth Plaxco and husband Jared; a sister Chardelle Hull; and 8 grandchildren.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I feel the pressure,
under more scrutiny
And what I do,
act more stupidly


Jesus christ there really were 4 of them.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Carl M. Force III
Carl M. Force, age 73, of Perryville, MD, passed away on Wednesday, April 2, 2014 at Citizens Care Center in Havre de Grace, MD. He was born October 7, 1940 in West Chester, PA to the late Carl M., Jr. and Caroline (Curran) Force.

After serving his country in the Army, Carl worked at various jobs, including Boeing, before becoming a facilities manager at Father Martin's Ashley. He was a proud member of the NRA, and loved playing chess.

He is survived by his wife Gail; son Carl Force IV and wife Amy; daughters Patty Ann Santiago and husband Allen, and Elizabeth Plaxco and husband Jared; a sister Chardelle Hull; and 8 grandchildren.

i kinda need to know if a Carl Mark Force V exists

fool_of_sound
Oct 10, 2012


Soiled Meat

surebet posted:

i kinda need to know if a Carl Mark Force V exists

speaking

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Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000



Bitcoin: It's Feds all the way down

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