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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007



my favorite part is how too

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

"..fight the mighty bearwhale by throwing all their money at it

then much celebrating occurred after the bearwhle left after eating all their money

i still don't get it"

-Me on Sept 20th, 2015

theflyingexecutive posted:

air gapped laptop in your masturbatorium

how do you know my posting station

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007



don't you just hate it when you lose your car key, registration, and blank notarized title transfer documents? this is the bright future sidechains promise

yr new gurlfrand!
Aug 9, 2006

BLACK ASS MOMMA
WHITE ASS DADDY


my favourite part is if someone steals your private key they can steal your car too

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007



Boxturret posted:

how do you know my posting station

I wish your posting station was airgapped

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car




Buglord

Mulatto Butts posted:

my favourite part is if someone steals your private key they can steal your car too
you wouldn't download a car

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007



"sorry honey I left my laptop unlocked when I went to the bathroom at starbucks, now we're homeless"

vOv
Feb 8, 2014



Mulatto Butts posted:

my favourite part is if someone steals your private key they can steal your car too

even better, if you lose your private key now you have no way to prove you own the car

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007



jony ive aces posted:

you wouldn't download a car

gently caress yeah I would

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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jony ive aces posted:

tbf that part wouldn't need to go through the blockchain, it's just normal public key crypto

the only way in which bitcoin could be said to be "innovating" in this usecase is that in theory you could have the buyer sending the money and the seller sending ownership in the same transaction, signed by both parties so it doesn't go ahead without both agreeing. but that's totally useless if you happen to live in the real world instead of a beep boop byzantine generals ancap dystopia with no chargebacks

i dunno, last time i bought a car used i had to go to the dmv with my counterparty to sign some poo poo saying the car was mine now

oh wait without men with guns, right

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car




Buglord

statists

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Don't let the little fuckers generation gap you


surebet posted:

i dunno, last time i bought a car used i had to go to the dmv with my counterparty to sign some poo poo saying the car was mine now

oh wait without men with guns, right

last time i bought a car used i handed the guy $150 and he handed me the keys and a registration cert. i was 15 and didn't have a license.

no gods no masters

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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infernal machines posted:

last time i bought a car used i handed the guy $150 and he handed me the keys and a registration cert. i was 15 and didn't have a license.

no gods no masters

all that's missing is the not wearing of seatbelts because freedom

text editor
Jan 8, 2007



Mulatto Butts posted:

my favourite part is if someone steals your private key they can steal your car too

No the car wouldnt even be stolen, it would just be theirs as well until they transfer ownership

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

THIS DUDE HERE IS A REAL CLOWN


jony ive aces posted:

you wouldn't download a car




Anyway I think the whole "someone stole my car by stealing my private key" thing is already solved because the cars will own themselves and drive around autonomously earning bitcoins for driving slowly in the fast lane. We won't be able to go in the cars because in the cyberfuture where cyberdrones deliver us cyberfood, we can't go outdoors because of the cybermurderdrones.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Fuck your duck dynasty

as jesus satoshi intended

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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quick fmotl parenthesis:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b8d_1413049025

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

SCREECH


theflyingexecutive posted:

I wish your posting station was airgapped

i wish your head was airgapped from your neck

or your hands from your wrists, w/e stops you are poasting

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.


i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now

if anybody needs to, you can contact me through our nsa handlers

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005

Private transactions


Heresiarch posted:

i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now

if anybody needs to, you can contact me through our nsa handlers

We'll contact you through your SorosShill pager when someone says Buttcoin.

Soricidus
Oct 20, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Pillbug

Heresiarch posted:

i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now

if anybody needs to, you can contact me through our nsa handlers

I hope the new mind control implants work well

bucketmouse
Aug 16, 2004

we con-trol the ho-ri-zon-tal
we con-trol the verrr-ti-cal


TVarmy posted:

i like to think it was taken on an old school sony digital camera with the 3.5 floppy disks. i used to think parents who used that into the late 2000s "because how do you get the pictures off without a floppy?" were dumb as all hell, but now i realize it's a cute kind of dumb now that i am older and have seen more aggressive and mean-hearted forms of dumb. the world needs more kind of dumb.

i want sony to make a 11mpix fd mavica

one image per floppy

coming soon to kickstarter as 'the digital polaroid'

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!



The best part is when the officer breaks the driver traveller's window.

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!


Heresiarch posted:

i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now

if anybody needs to, you can contact me through our nsa handlers

rip

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!


theflyingexecutive posted:

what if you tattooed someone else's address on your face? would you become them?

i want to take his butt... off

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

I hodl at your neck the gox jabbar




surebet posted:

i dunno, last time i bought a car used i had to go to the dmv with my counterparty to sign some poo poo saying the car was mine now

oh wait without men with guns, right

is that a thing cuz it was way easier in Ontario

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

yeah the saaq is a giant pain in the rear end about used cars

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

fun fact in Quebec the dmv is called SAAQ and liquor stores are called SAQ

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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honestly, and maybe this is because i got used to waiting literally 24h+ in emergency rooms, i though the process was rather painless

way back when my dad gave me a car and we had to go back and fetch a certain document but that was on us for not checking in advance, even then the total process including 2 round trips took like an hour

if i was buying a used car off craigslist i'd appreciate knowing it's not stolen i guess vOv

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat


Gravy Boat 2k

Heresiarch posted:

i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now

if anybody needs to, you can contact me through our nsa handlers
the saddest brain

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010


surebet posted:

honestly, and maybe this is because i got used to waiting literally 24h+ in emergency rooms, i though the process was rather painless

way back when my dad gave me a car and we had to go back and fetch a certain document but that was on us for not checking in advance, even then the total process including 2 round trips took like an hour

if i was buying a used car off craigslist i'd appreciate knowing it's not stolen i guess vOv

when I sold my college car (a used daewoo i got for 5 grand, oddly wasn't that bad of a car) i just got my car title out of my files and just signed it over to him and mailed in the release

it seriously took like 10 minutes so how would bitcoins even make this process easier

Illusive Fuck Man
Jul 5, 2004

i bet your thinking about star wars


Taco Defender


im the "i do not conse-" interrupted by the ttttttttt of the taser.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

iSheep krew represent


My Linux Rig posted:

when I sold my college car (a used daewoo i got for 5 grand, oddly wasn't that bad of a car) i just got my car title out of my files and just signed it over to him and mailed in the release

it seriously took like 10 minutes so how would bitcoins even make this process easier

let me get my bitcoin-is-better-than translator out

quote:

I had to sell my car, bitcoin would have been so much easier!

So I decided to sell my car. First I had to walk to my desk in the basement (20 steps!) and dig through all my files which took upwards of 20 minutes. Then I had to go back upstairs to find an envelope. After I put the title in the envelope I had to manually print the address on it. I then realized that I didn't have any stamps so I had to go to the post office. I got into my car and realized I had to get gas, so I went to the gas station which added another 10 minutes to this task. After I got to the post office I had to wait in line for 20 minutes before I could buy a single stamp...

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

iSheep krew represent


poo poo, I just replied to a ghost

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001




so i just stole this from butt reddit

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

THE REPUBLICAN DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON


Young Orc

Greyhawk posted:

so i just stole this from butt reddit



Streisand effect happens naturally, guys

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

poo poo, I just replied to a ghost

What's it like being a medium?

I know, it's a bit roomier than being a small, but.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Heresiarch posted:

i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now

if anybody needs to, you can contact me through our nsa handlers
hope you feel better soon and come back to us heresiarch

sinekumquat
Jun 12, 2005

the most dangerous philosopher in the west


College Slice

Heresiarch posted:

i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now

if anybody needs to, you can contact me through our nsa handlers

feel better soon

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TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value



Heresiarch posted:

i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now

if anybody needs to, you can contact me through our nsa handlers

I will miss u and ur posting. feel better.

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