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Robawesome posted:Canadian Bitcoin Exchange CAVirtex Faces Class Action Lawsuit This is like druggies filing a class action suit against their dealer. The company i bought unlicensed and unregulated securities from isn't following regulations
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bucketmouse posted:already pictured the one-eyed cat; too late the protocol itself hasn't changed so it should be fine i think the guy that wrote it liked that it was dated before the mtgox collapse and wanted to leave it as an i told you so
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 05:12 |
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Greyhawk posted:Should we crowdfund the next Edward Snowden? (self.Bitcoin) At the 10 bitcoin level I will reveal the top secret black ops that goes all the way to the top! At the 50 bitcoin level you will get a tote bag made of recyclable material (shredded documents) At the 100 bitcoin level I will release nude photos of space aliens kept secret by government agencies
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 05:14 |
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If we Fix Money, computer bits are the limit
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 05:29 |
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computer bits can each only encode two possible messages. this means if we tie our economy to a computer bit, we'll have either no economy (0) or a post scarcity society (1).
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 05:36 |
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bucketmouse posted:already pictured the one-eyed cat; too late written by Heresiarch hasn't been updated in a year but the fundamentals are sound (unlike bitcoin) http://brokenlibrarian.org/bitcoin/ vanilla slimfast fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Nov 4, 2014 |
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lol the winklevossen didn't deserve facebook
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vanilla slimfast posted:written by hiersarch it's pretty much prophecy
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 05:43 |
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Robawesome posted:PayPal keynote so many blanks to fill in for any of it to remotely understandable, fortunately i read yospos. ok i know theres no point in deconstructing each crazy thing, but why exactly can libertarian self-driving supercars not just use regular money to bribe plebecar AIs? *drives 20mph on freeway in the left lane until the 'reserve price' is met*
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 05:50 |
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crusader_complex posted:why exactly can libertarian self-driving supercars not just use regular money to bribe plebecar AIs? everything is better decentralized duh
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duTrieux. posted:it's pretty much prophecy this is why i don't update it, having that date on it makes it even more funny vanilla slimfast posted:written by hiersarch nnnnng
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 07:25 |
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TVarmy posted:when the price goes down on one exchange, the price goes down on other exchanges. this is obvious collusion. why does this person hate the free market (arbitrage is bad ) also i'm the complaints about regulation juxtaposed against demands to see buttfinex's berth certificate
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 08:12 |
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I'm the DDoS coin. Want to send an email? Sorry, you don't have enough email coin. Ran out of disk space, insert storage coin.
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 08:12 |
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also the reference to 'the british in hong kong'
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 08:13 |
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Also, libertarians would love radioactive money, it is inherently deflationary. Holy lol, I just noticed the "gold is useless enough". They are such hacks. trucutru fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Nov 4, 2014 |
# ? Nov 4, 2014 08:14 |
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wasn't that the whole plot to goldfinger if the fed's
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 08:23 |
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Boxturret posted:decentralize yourselves and face to blockchain
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 08:50 |
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trucutru posted:Well, yeah, but semen tanks are actually useful. Exactly, how else are you going to store all that semen until someone cashes in* your SEMO coin? * I dunno, do you cash in URO to receive piss? Is that how it works? I forget, it was a few pages back.
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 09:21 |
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jony ive aces posted:wasn't that the whole plot to goldfinger Bitfinger kills ladies by painting them in blockchain Also he owns a big wasteful heat generating device
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 10:46 |
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Weatherman posted:how would goatse be improved by integration with the blockchain? If I got goatse'd, but there was a strategically placed QR code in the middle, I'd probably be so grateful I would give him When goatman gets rich off tips, he will be motivated to provide us with more excellent content. There will be a whole marketplace of people competing for the most tips. Early adopters will be the richest. Bend over right now and wait for the tips to come!
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 11:21 |
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wait they actually used the "i'll blocade the highway for tips" use case in a room filled with functional adults? lmao hopefully everyone involved got an extra hour in the ball pit, because god drat
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 11:25 |
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Dr. Honked posted:manbearpigwhales
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 11:57 |
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No I think it was more like Zardoz, except you feed the stone head while it says "The Greed Is Good"
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 12:10 |
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im the soldier swimming in full metal armor during a storm
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Alan Smithee posted:No I think it was more like Zardoz, except you feed the stone head while it says "The Greed Is Good" maybe but then again
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surebet posted:wait they actually used the "i'll blocade the highway for tips" use case in a room filled with functional adults? i really don't understand why people complained about the presentation being difficult when there were simple and compelling slides like this wouldn't you want to invest your life savings in the obviously superior money? i know i do
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 12:24 |
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Greyhawk posted:maybe but then again I'm the moon
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surebet posted:hopefully everyone involved got an extra hour in the ball pit, because god drat
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 12:41 |
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FrozenVent posted:I'm the moon looks more like an atlas, which is not a rocket strong enough to put a person on the moon pretty apt I guess
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Jabor posted:looks more like an atlas shrug anyway here's a thing quote:
reminder 10000 bits is about 3 bucks fiddy
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 12:47 |
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:im the soldier swimming in full metal armor during a storm I'm the soldiers reaching to help their fellow who fell in rather than saying "free market, bitch" and ignoring him
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 12:50 |
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What the gently caress yospos
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AlsoD posted:I'm the soldiers reaching to help their fellow who fell in rather than saying "free market, bitch" and ignoring him i'm the greeks inexplicably using a viking boat
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 13:03 |
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pre-enroll then file a fraudulent advertising complaint when they inevitably deny you your money
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 13:03 |
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I'm getting like one buttcoin related promoted tweet a day
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 13:04 |
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Seeing all these "tipping threads" I've turned from a hater into a beliver. Microtips are a good idea! Now I would suggest a few things... (self.Bitcoin) submitted 29 minutes ago by OCPetrus commentsharesavehidereport Okay so I'm at work atm and am in a hurry after work so I just write this quickly before I forget it. 1) There should be support for formatting of the tips on each social media. For example, here on reddit there could be next to the post a little tag that how many bits a post has received. Then you could click on that and see each sender and the amount. It could be done using a subreddit CSS, browser plug-in or whatever, I don't care. I think that this subreddit would be the first place to take this into use. Then it could gradually grow to other subreddits and then other social medias. 2) A pyramid scheme would be cool. Only that it would be the opposite of a pyramid. I haven't thought through all the specific details yet, but something that you chip in an amount and that amount grows when more people chip in your branch. Of course, it would be something like that you specify to chip in originally 1000 bits. Then for the 10 first who chip next in your branch, you will chip in 100 bits for each of them. Then, say, 10 for 10 first in the branches (10 in each branch, 10 branches = 100 tips in total) of the previous. Whaddayathink?
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Buttcoin: A pyramid scheme would be cool alternately Buttcoin: I haven't thought through all the specific details yet
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 14:50 |
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Robawesome posted:Futuristic speed coins that pay other cars to move out of the way. Even I'm confused. I was hoping to hear about the etf but we might as well be on Neptune at this point. dey are speed coins. make de car go faster
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 14:51 |
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i need a video of the winkle twins crash and burn
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jony ive aces posted:
because someone else is getting to the arbitrage before he is, duh
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