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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
confused people watching the worst bitcoin tedx ever

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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
arms have no intrinsic value

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

blugu64 posted:

arms have no intrinsic value

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


it's amazing how quickly the ted brand peaked and then crashed into the garbage dump

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

my favorite was the ancient egyptian psychoaromatherapy guy who had his talk pulled before making the rounds on crazy radio shows talking about how mainstream scientists are oppressing him

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

"there was a clock showing me how much time i had left! that was intimidating!'

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

Malloreon posted:

I really want to know what partial use of his arms means in this context.

he's john mccain

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Buttcoin purse posted:

Is this the same guy who had that crazy rant flyer with the diagram of a human head talking about a piece of the skull being removed and mind control and poo poo, or whatever it was?

im persecuted lawyer computerstomper58. i first started hearing broadcasts from the worldwide communist gangster computer god when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “the communist parroting puppet gangster scum-on-top” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “computer god sealed robot operating cabinet” and “i’ll give it to you to suck! finish him!!” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing assassins in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on gangster government eyesight tv gngster spy cameras. i always wondered what the kind of “felonious” style of sneak shameless hangman rope gangster government was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who get this letter to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to being in worldwide living death frankenstein slavery. peace.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
banks a re excited about bitcoins in this interwiew with bitpays cofounder stephen pair:

quote:

Banks are desperate to figure out how to apply this technology to mainstream currencies and the likes of Citi, UBS and Santander are all looking at blockchain technology.

"We’re talking to quite a few banks," Pair says. "They’re very serious, they want to do pilot projects and they can’t start working on them fast enough.

"There are so many use cases in a bank that this technology can address and make better. There are some use cases that almost all of them want to do, like how do you do clearing and selling between banks more efficiently. Just being able to transfer a balance between banks, to have that happen instantaneously and settle immediately."

if only we could securely transfer tbs of information quickly between trusted entities

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


Splicer posted:

In a well run company this kind of thing will be asked as a "How did this happen, and where did the penny go?" rather than a "Give me my fraction of a chicken nugget :argh:" Many minor discrepancies could be adding up to someone's comfortable embezzlement nest egg. Or asking the question is the first step toward discovering the corporate accounting software is built on floats

In a bad company it's just a crazy control freak freaking out over being "cheated" on principle

Also it's actually more effort to type without caps on my phone so go gently caress yourselves

this

we usually have a sales tax rate change (who am i kidding, it's almost always a hike, save me bitcoin) every year on either the provincial or federal level but last year they did something extra fucky by removing the provincial compounding

went from


to


so pointing out discrepancies was important because that meant the guy on the other end hosed up his tax rates

of course i got literally yelled at for a 70$ line item that stuck at the previous rate structure for whatever reason (freshbooks is p bad don't use that) and that was one of the times someone actually threatened to kill a contract (6 figures + loss of deposit and previous payments) because they felt that the ~trust bond~ with their contractor was broken

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

atomicthumbs posted:

im persecuted lawyer computerstomper58. i first started hearing broadcasts from the worldwide communist gangster computer god when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “the communist parroting puppet gangster scum-on-top” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “computer god sealed robot operating cabinet” and “i’ll give it to you to suck! finish him!!” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing assassins in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on gangster government eyesight tv gngster spy cameras. i always wondered what the kind of “felonious” style of sneak shameless hangman rope gangster government was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who get this letter to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to being in worldwide living death frankenstein slavery. peace.

i there some way i can emptyquote this but moreso

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

atomicthumbs posted:

im persecuted lawyer computerstomper58. i first started hearing broadcasts from the worldwide communist gangster computer god when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “the communist parroting puppet gangster scum-on-top” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “computer god sealed robot operating cabinet” and “i’ll give it to you to suck! finish him!!” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing assassins in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on gangster government eyesight tv gngster spy cameras. i always wondered what the kind of “felonious” style of sneak shameless hangman rope gangster government was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who get this letter to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to being in worldwide living death frankenstein slavery. peace.

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
the rating systems of darknet markets make them a safe way to gauge drug quality and keep users safe and

5/5 rated vendor posted:

Customer ordered 10g of acetylfentanyl and 100g of methylone from my shop. I forwarded the order to my provider. My provider didn't ship 10g of acecetylfentanyl and 100g of methylone...he shipped 10g acetylfentanyl and ANOTHER 100g of acetylfentanyl. Been using him for over 500 orders without a problem... Customer didn't notice for some reason that both the bags contained the same powder and that the "methylone" was a tan powder instead of being a yellow crystal. received a message after he finalized: "this methylone is obviously contaminated, my buddy used it and he's in the hospital now" I started to investigate as the methylone is always extremly appreciated. Then the day after, received another message "hey bro...sorry to bother but this aint methylone. there's 12 people in hospital now. can i get a refund" I contacted provider who recognised mistake and told me he had shipped acetylfentanyl instead and apologized and agreed to send 200g of methylone for free to compensate. Customer still left 5/5 tough so i guess he was happy to get free 100g acetylfentanyl and methylone despite his buddies almost getting killed by my provider's poo poo. Luckily, everyone recovered. Now that im looking back at the story 1 month later, kinda made me lol imagining an unsuspecting customer wanting a soft MDMA trip and ending up in an hospital bed overdosing on research heroin, wanted to share the anecdote. Still feeling sorry for them, tough. drat chinese, too.

text editor fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Jun 16, 2015

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler
for some reason "research heroin" is interpreted by my brain as "suicide"

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Chocobo posted:

for some reason "research heroin" is interpreted by my brain as "suicide"

definitely suicide, fentanyl is way stronger

Wikipedia posted:

Studies have estimated acetylfentanyl is between five to fifteen times more potent than heroin

surprised none of those 12 died

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

text editor posted:

kinda made me lol imagining an unsuspecting customer wanting a soft MDMA trip and ending up in an hospital bed overdosing on research heroin

haha lol indeed

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
lmao this 5 star dude is a middleman ordering in the equivalent of drop shipping

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

cool biRd pics posted:

i cant remember if i saw the events leading up to this exchange posted itt but i think they were vaguely coiner?

either way this is the more recent development



his before and after pics lol

thats what one month, an 100,000$ hospital bill, a series of heart failures, and a loss of the ability to use one's limbs after taking darknet research chemicals will do to you :eyepop:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



holy lmao

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
im the silent hilly featureless living room

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

unpacked robinhood posted:

im the silent hilly featureless living room

yeah nothing is creepier than living in an empty apartment

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
the ICU is no joke, especially if you're in it as a result of systemic organ failure

source: case of septic shock in the family

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

anthonypants posted:

now that's what i call arm reduction

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler
why doesn't it surprise me that he had 3500 dollars worth of steroids in his apartment?

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

Chocobo posted:

why doesn't it surprise me that he had 3500 dollars worth of steroids in his apartment?

body dysmorphia sucks bro :smith:

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Stanley Pain posted:

lol if you can't cover $100k in medical bills incurred by your own stupidity

what are "medical bills"?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!



about 5:30 into the video posted:

As a side note, this is where we are with traditional banking systems. There's this kind of a log, and we don't really know who's in charge of maintaining it, but we're OK with this. And if the banks decide, maybe, you know, they wanna make some more money, then they can do this, because we then later need to audit them, and it's a whole big process. But it'd be a lot better if we then had a universal log that e-, that everybody was taking care of. So solution to this is everybody's using the same log, and everybody's maintaining it and keeping their own copy, then everybody will be able to point out when something goes wrong.

Sentient Data fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Jun 16, 2015

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

quote:

 Now that im looking back at the story 1 month later, kinda made me lol imagining an unsuspecting customer wanting a soft MDMA trip and ending up in an hospital bed overdosing on research heroin, wanted to share the anecdote.

kinda makes me lol that my negligence poisoned people.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

atomicthumbs posted:

im persecuted lawyer computerstomper58. i first started hearing broadcasts from the worldwide communist gangster computer god when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “the communist parroting puppet gangster scum-on-top” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “computer god sealed robot operating cabinet” and “i’ll give it to you to suck! finish him!!” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing assassins in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on gangster government eyesight tv gngster spy cameras. i always wondered what the kind of “felonious” style of sneak shameless hangman rope gangster government was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who get this letter to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to being in worldwide living death frankenstein slavery. peace.

quoting so hard, except it needs my favorite part "EVEN IN MY YARRRD"

theflyingexecutive fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Jun 16, 2015

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
now wouldn't it make it so much better if, instead of people empty quoting your posts to show they enjoy it, they gave you .0003 cents through the lightning network® over the World Wide Ledger™ powered by BLOCKCHAIN™ TECHNOLOGY©®?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Boxturret posted:

now wouldn't it make it so much better if, instead of people empty quoting your posts to show they enjoy it, they gave you .0003 cents through the lightning network® over the World Wide Ledger™ powered by BLOCKCHAIN™ TECHNOLOGY©®?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

I know I wouldn't charge someone to quote my posts, there's nothing of value there.

JamesieAB
Nov 5, 2005

Tipps posted:

his before and after pics lol

thats what one month, an 100,000$ hospital bill, a series of heart failures, and a loss of the ability to use one's limbs after taking darknet research chemicals will do to you :eyepop:

Has anyone said butterflabs yet?

stinch
Nov 21, 2013

yeah, read that and bear in mind that forex is like 5 trillion per day. that's just exchanges between currencies forgetting all the exchanges within a currency.

the idea of every transaction ever in the block chain has to be the least workable idea ever. honestly mankind trying to populate other planets by having us all stand on each other's shoulders until we reach the nearest one is more workable.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Tipps posted:

his before and after pics lol

thats what one month, an 100,000$ hospital bill, a series of heart failures, and a loss of the ability to use one's limbs after taking darknet research chemicals will do to you :eyepop:

*realizes he's in worse shape than the guy's after pics* :ohdear:

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

Alan Smithee posted:

*realizes he's in worse shape than the guy's after pics* :ohdear:

please work out

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Dex posted:

please work out

im in better shape financially so that works out

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Alan Smithee posted:

*realizes he's in worse shape than the guy's after pics* :ohdear:

do your arms work

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

duTrieux. posted:

do your arms work

actually yes. I don't have a fiance but that means I haven't failed her either

kinda plays into that financial thing too heyo

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



420 poison your fiance with mislabeled research chemicals erryday

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