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Nov 22, 2006

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Clockwerk posted:

poo poo-stained teets

mooooooooooods

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Nov 22, 2006

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trucutru posted:

I love how this

haha i love how that, too!

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Nov 22, 2006

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FMguru posted:

im going to analyze and annotate the bitcoin source: ok what does #include mean

pretty sure there was video of this and it was amazing

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Nov 22, 2006

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TVarmy posted:

so that's like a hatsune miku creepypasta

a what ?

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Nov 22, 2006

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i remember when yospos was more gay canadians than jameses

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Nov 22, 2006

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im krapeles's unbuttoned collar button

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Nov 22, 2006

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text editor posted:

In court...

Judge: How do you plead?

Ross: I require pen and paper, and leave of court for 5 minutes to prepare my answer.

Judge: Granted.


NOTICE TO THE COURT

Firstly: i, a man, ross william ulbright, am not represented, do not represent myself, am present.

Secondly: If any man/woman claim wrongdoing angainst me, i wish, order and demand that man/woman present and verify his/her claim against me in open court of record.

Thirdly: If no man/woman verify claim against me, and/or;

Fourthly: if verified claim is not attached to me, then;

Fifthly: i require return of my property, and;

Sixthly: i require payment to me in the amount of Two Million Dollars ($2,000,000) in repayment for enslavement and involuntary servitude, by UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Seventhly: i, say here, and will verify in open court, that all herein be true.


SIGNED
DATED


The attorney for the United States is sworn in and takes the stand.

Ross: Are you UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

Attorney: No. I have been authorized by the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA to present the case before you.

Ross: Do you have a claim of wrongdoing that I did against you, that you will verify here today in open court?

Attorney: No. I am here to present complaints by the UNITED STATES...

Ross to the judge: Your honor, since this attorney is not the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA as attested to by his own testimony, and since he (she) has claimed by testimony that i have done no wrong to him(her), i wish require this attorney to step down from the stand.

[The attorney steps down.]

Ross: As stated in my NOTICE TO THE COURT, "If any man/woman claim wrongdoing angainst me, i wish, order and demand that man/woman present and verify his/her claim against me in open court of record."

[Nobody takes the stand]

Ross: As stated in my NOTICE TO THE COURT, "i require return of my property. i require payment to me in the amount of Two Million Dollars ($2,000,000) in repayment for enslavement and involuntary servitude, by UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.


Obviously things wouldn't go quite as smoothly as this, but with the help of Karl Lentz at http://www.broadmind.org/ this process can have Ross done and out of court very rapidly, with return of freedom, and return of his property.

If the courts fail to follow their own rules, Karl will have Ross earning a lot more than $2,000,000 off them. Somebody needs to slip Ross a note telling him that he is being screwed by his attorneys, and that he should contact Karl. Karl is a free man, so nobody knows for sure what he might do. But there's a good chance Karl would love this opportunity, and if he does, he will charge only a token fee for his services, far less than any attorneys, yet having far greater success.

Smiley

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what

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Nov 22, 2006

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like if youre in front of a judge and they ask how do you plead and you say anything other than guilty or not guilty you're treading a v bad line

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Nov 22, 2006

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evilweasel posted:

here's what i don't get

why is it you need to ask the judge for pen and paper

protip the courtroom is not the stage for your randian lolbertarian soliloquy and thinking that it will be tolerated for a second is :lol:

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Nov 22, 2006

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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

ahem

also the last line is the loving best and I totally forgot about it

what the gently caress

jesus

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Nov 22, 2006

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gimme the bitcoins you fuckin cocksuckaaaaaaaaa

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Nov 22, 2006

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Kuvo posted:

i wish i was on that jury

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/theres-a-problem-in-the-silk-road-trial-the-jury-doesnt-get-the-internet

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Nov 22, 2006

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theflyingorc posted:

wait how do you define the half

:thejoke:

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Nov 22, 2006

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theflyingorc posted:

your coverage is v good, sarah

agreed



also there is a cat thread in this forum it is cool and good http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3201527

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Nov 22, 2006

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MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

wait gently caress libertarians are people who are upset about not being able to be rewarded for their own work while at the same time trying to game every system ever so they can be rewarded without doing any work

why did i only just realise this

:cmon:

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Nov 22, 2006

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Barnyard Protein posted:

loooooooooooo *inhales*

:psypop:

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Nov 22, 2006

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FCKGW posted:

dpr had a copy of the silk road on his laptop



jesus hamfucking christ lol

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Nov 22, 2006

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Three-Phase posted:

I'm sure that concurrent failures in RAID arrays happen all the time.

god help you if you have an array full of a bad run of drives

raid6 won't help as the drives fail faster than it can rebuild

power botton posted:

that guy on the left has the worst haircut ive ever seen



Number19 posted:

it's nice to get an email saying "a drive failed, don't worry we're sending a replacement over right away" and then have a tech show up a couple of hours later to replace the drive.

openmanage ?

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Nov 22, 2006

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lol ok mr company moneybags

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Nov 22, 2006

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:lol:

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Nov 22, 2006

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FMguru posted:



the yosposest journalist

aaaaahahahahahhahaha

joanna has competition

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Nov 22, 2006

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this is literally unbelieveable

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i dont even

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Nov 22, 2006

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Don Lapre posted:

The FBi should use some of those seized bitcoins and buy a camera made this century

i uh dont think dhs took that photo

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Nov 22, 2006

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triple sulk posted:

I'm the features they're shoehorning in with little to no testing whatsoever 36 hours before launch

:iamafag: ship it

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Nov 22, 2006

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wasnt stephensons next big thing a kickstartered open sores 3d engine for specific weapon movements

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Nov 22, 2006

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DNova posted:

pressure your mom into signing power of attorney paperwork then steal all her money and her house

dont post about my relatives

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Nov 22, 2006

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DNova posted:

:smith:

why are people so bad to each other

well the rest of the siblings did ok guess it was time to take what they were owed!!!!

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Nov 22, 2006

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AlbieQuirky posted:

nobody can locate the group's head

welp

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Nov 22, 2006

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trucutru posted:

It must really be cool to be white. Homeland security comes to your loving house with your drugs and you can just admit that they are indeed yours, show them where you bought them, have a cup of tea, and wave them goodbye.

:psyduck:

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Nov 22, 2006

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trucutru posted:

I like how it showcases how

hehe, i like how that too :D

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Nov 22, 2006

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lol

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Nov 22, 2006

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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

found in the grey thread

guys guys,.... it's company scrip, but with bit coins!!


lmao

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Nov 22, 2006

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A Pinball Wizard posted:

i like how they

i like how that too, a pinball wizard

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Nov 22, 2006

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GrumpyDoctor posted:

doesn't that still work in rape trials sometimes

sure does

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Nov 22, 2006

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JamesieAB posted:

Sushi, lava lamp, wireless mouse and a rubik's cube, bitcoin sure is useful.

we've come so far from flavored condoms and slimjims

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Nov 22, 2006

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e: wrong thread!!

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