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Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

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comment section:

quote:

youseeberkeley
Just gotta keep pushing forward.! Things will be okay.

Caterpie69
We will get good news some day. Soon I hope!

chipchipboom
it will be okay sir. it's only febuary, deep down everybody knows you are doing your best. you have the most to lose than the rest of us.

brenzosa
i just keep buying, it's the only way i can help at this time :weary:

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Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

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federal prosecutors are mean people.


quote:

Daniel Davis, Ulbricht's childhood friend, said Ross is "one of the most peaceful people I know." Davis testified that he has been close with Ulbricht since middle school.

The prosecution came back here with a striking attempt to undermine their friendship.

"He never told you about Silk Road, did he?" prosecutor Serrin Turner asked.

"No," Davis answered.

"He never told you about selling illegal drugs? Did he tell you he lived under a fake name? Did he tell you he ordered nine fake IDs for himself?"

Davis could only say no again and again.

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

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Patrick O'Neill @HowellONeill · 1 h Há 1 hora

Dratel repeated this single line over and over again: "Does that sound like DPR?" meaning DPR is a security genius, Ross is the opposite

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

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quote:

Factom Linux - The World's first Blockchain Operating System (BOS) (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 15 hours ago * by kenCode

We love Debian, but the ePlug (Meshnet + Crypto + Distributed Computing) only needs a super-tiny, crypto-secured OS, one that is constantly penetration-testing itself and is self-healing. The IoT is very insecure right now and I want to help fix that, one that cannot be controlled by any corporation or other malicious central entity...

I would like to gather your thoughts on this BOS project. I have written up a preliminary Whitepaper, along with some assistance on it from the Team at Factom. Please take a look and let me know your thoughts here on Reddit, thank you :)

http://kencode.de/projects/ePlug/Factom-Linux-Whitepaper.pdf[1]

Thank You! ken Code http://kencode.de/projects[2]

quote:

[–]MistakeNotDotDotDot 12 points 9 hours ago

How exactly would this stop malware? You haven't really explained that aside from saying 'blockchain' a whole bunch. Your 'whitepaper' isn't anything more than a bunch of vague ideas.

quote:

[–]kenCode [S] 3 points 9 hours ago

The Factom Linux Whitepaper is a work in progress, we've been working on it constantly and adding more to it via suggestions from this subreddit as well. Consensus is what will allow mods to the BOS. So, injecting a virus or malware will have to be approved by the Factom security model. For really detailed info on how Factom works, check out their Whitepaper too.

quote:

[–]MistakeNotDotDotDot 12 points 9 hours ago*

But that doesn't stop insecure code from being added; there could be a vulnerability that leads to a buffer overflow, or something that dumps something on the filesystem locally and executes it, or... whatever. You seem to be assuming that a system with no malicious code running on it is secure, which isn't true.

Plus, if I'm reading your paper correctly, it looks like the weight of someone's vote is defined purely by how many factoids they've converted recently? What stops someone from just converting a bunch of factoids right before they distribute the malware?

You also haven't explained the bit about it constantly pentesting itself and being self-healing.

quote:

[–]kenCode [S] 1 point 8 hours ago
All the more reason we need to implement community consensus with the BOS.

As for the factoids, that is a question that I will have to direct you to Factom itself, they are the designers of the factoids.

Penetration testing and self-healing will be fully defined in the "Definitions" section which is being added as we speak. I'll upload the latest whitepaper with all the reddit points and questions as soon as possible. here's a few points that have been asked already which we are adding right now: Stateless? Self-Healing huh? How are updates handled? How are exploits handled? Stopped? Tracked?

Thanx for all the great question, keep'm coming! :) -ken

Magrov
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Powershift posted:

Does the sentancing happen strait after or do we have time to reload?

Sarah Jeong
‏@sarahjeong

Sentencing on May 15. #SilkRoadTrial

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

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quote:

Poor Ross. He should have admitted right from the start that he easily could be guilty of all that, long before it went to a jury trial. And he still can do this.

Why would he want to admit guilt? Because he also would admit that he doesn't understand the codes and laws. The codes and the laws are written in legal language, a language that he doesn't understand, and so he can't be damaged by them.

He still can require as a man to face his human accuser. If nobody comes forward to show harm or damage done by Ross, the conviction doesn't apply to Ross. But he has to step forward and say it, not being represented, not representing himself, but present... maybe fire his attorneys first.

If he doesn't do this, he is self convicting of harm and damage that he never did. He is essentially stating that he knows and understands that the codes and laws apply to him and that he knows what they mean, and that he willfully disobeyed them, even if he says it differently under the representation of attorneys.

On the other hand, government might pay him a big bundle to stay guilty. It makes their codes and laws look stronger in the face of people. After all, it doesn't have anything to do with controlling the Internet and Bitcoin. It has to do with enslaving the people.

Smiley

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quote:


But he wasn't guilty of the most important thing. If he comes forward at the sentencing, not representing himself, and not being represented by anyone (attorney), but PRESENT as a man, he can still require that a harmed or damaged man or woman appear, and connect their harm or damage to him. If no man or woman comes forward to state harm or damage done by, or if it can't be shown that the harm or damage was connected to him, he gets off completely free. But he must state that with regard to the law and codes, he is incompetent. And he IS incompetent with regard to them. Why? Because he didn't write them, they are not written in plain English, he never agreed to them, so doesn't understand them (which means stand under them in legal language).

Without harm or damage of some human being that can be linked to you, these laws do not apply. If Ross doesn't do the above, he is convicting himself. That's all there is to it.

Smiley

EDIT: This kind of application of law applies to everyone. The prisons would be empty if everyone did this. Attorneys would be out of a job. Bitcoin would flourish and the banking industry would die, if people simply understood that they can only be held liable for harming another person, damaging another person's property, or breach of contract.

http://voidjudgments.com

Magrov fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Feb 5, 2015

Magrov
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Robo Captain posted:

So according to smiley guy I could murder someone and get away with it because during trial no person could come foward and claim I had done harm to them?

this is a few pages back, here's the official smiley stance on this topic:

quote:

There is method to do what you are asking, in common law, which is what I am talking about. If there is a witness, and if there is evidence that conclusively proves guilt, the harmed person would be the relative that was deprived of his property... the dead person. In this case, under strict common law, the harmed relative can essential require the death penalty.

What is better, that an innocent person be found guilty? or that a guilty person go free? If an innocent person is found guilty, then the whole law is guilty of whatever punishment they apply to him.

This might be philosophy, but the things I stated in my previous post are the basis of law in America, Canada and the U.K. However, basic law doesn't apply if you won't use it. And even if you do, mistakes will be made now and again.

Look at the websites listed above for the law regarding what I say. It is there, in plain English, in the court cases listed.

Smiley

Magrov
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warning: the rest of this comic is really really weird.

http://thingobjectentity.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Daniel_Krawisz_Depressions.png

Magrov
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https://bitcoinprivacy.net/index.php/distribution.html

quote:

Gini coefficient of non-dust addresses 0.98258008

wikipedia posted:

A Gini coefficient of one (or 100%) expresses maximal inequality among values (for example, where only one person has all the income or consumption, and all others have none). [...] For larger groups, values close to or above 1 are very unlikely in practice.

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

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Sentient Data posted:

drat, some good advice in there. Be careful when sending your death threats, and don't forget the true security step of wiping your history! Jesus christ, these idiots. Do they really think that does anything? They're not trying to hide it from their parents, their concern should be to... I don't know... People with warrants that can just go straight to the ISPs

to be fair, this guy would probably last longer as DPR than the other 2 clowns.

Magrov
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comedyblissoption posted:

why do people hold their bitcoins in an exchange instead of their own wallets

i mean i know being a bitcoiner makes you kind of dumb in the first place but still

your bitcoin risk assessment is biased by the increased publicity surrounding bitcoin exchange "hacks".

in fact, the odds of losing your butts stored in your computer is probably higher. if you read every !... post in the grey thread (why, oh dear god why would you do that?) you'll see that bitcoiners lose their locally stored stash of coins all the time, usually in hillarious fashion, like leaving their devices logged on teamview overnight, failing to copy+paste the correct address and sending their bitcoins to mark karpeles by accident or using "correct staple battery horse" as their brainwallet password.

Magrov
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OB_Juan posted:

Compulsive use of the shift key. Don't disorder shame me, neurotypical.


Still, this crys out for someone good at dealing with huge piles of data to do something with it.

quote:

“I suspect that the online drug marketplace is a passing fad because it’s too traceable, too vulnerable to hacking,” said Mr. Weaver at the International Computer Science Institute. Once Bitcoins are converted to another currency, the government can subpoena the records of the exchange where the transaction took place and harvest all the information it needs. “Bitcoin isn’t really a ‘coin’ as much as a distributed, public balance ledger,” Mr. Weaver added, “with every balance and transaction recorded.”

Hence Bitcoin’s wry new nickname in legal circles: “Prosecution Futures.”

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

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it's perfectly safe to buy drugs on reddit if you take some basic precautions, like using incognito mode and deleting the cookies afterwards.

Magrov
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quote:

Time to roll some private keys (imgur.com)
submitted 4 hours ago by Profix



quote:

[–]ferretinjapan 13 points an hour ago

I'd strongly recommend you DON'T use these dice to roll private keys.

Use casino dice. I'm not going to go into all the reasons here but this article covers most of the basics[1] .

Get Casino dice, ones that are verified casino dice, they are expensive-ish, but I think if you are trying to take this seriously then you should be willing to pony up the dough. Remember casino dice are made where there are huge amounts of money at stake and it is in their best interest (that casino's, and the manufacturers) to ensure that there is absolutely no chance the roller gains any kind of bias whatsoever that could give them an advantage and that the dice created are as completely random as possible.

All you've got there is a cheap imitation, and a mistake waiting to happen, besides if this is about looks, casino dice look just as badass IMO.

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

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Forget merchants, what about the Cashiers? (self.Bitcoin)
submitted an hour ago by ProfessorViking

If I worked at a cash register in my job, I would have a little portable sign that says "I accept bitcoin" with my public QR code below it. If someone came in with BTC and wanted to buy $5.37 worth of food, I would have them send me $5.37 worth of BTC, and then I would swipe my personal debit card to pay for the customers stuff.

Basically, I would be getting pretty anonymous coin just as I would be from local bitcoins.com, only without the 5-15% markup.

I would then set up a website where other cashiers would advertise where they work and what shifts they work. So say I spend all day selling clothes, and I get 30$ worth of BTC that day (and payed 30$ to my employer). At the end of the day, I see that another BTC interested cashier working at a pizza place is on shift is near me. So I go on down, Give him 8.78 worth of BTC for my pizza, he pays for it, and I sit down and have my pizza.

I actually think this might be more useful than having merchants tentively accepting BTC, because they are likely to exchange their BTC for cash on an exchange at the end of the day anyways, whereas a network of BTC cashiers would be more likely to trade them for goods or hold onto them.

What do you guys think? Any cashiers on here who might be interested in this?

Magrov
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Buttcoin purse posted:

I don't know anything about statistics, but would it be fair to say that if, on a given sampling of the entropy source, the probability of getting a 0 is 50% and it's 50% for 1 too, then of course you can't predict the outcome of the next sample, but given a big enough number of samples, you can say that close to 50% should be 0s and 50% should be 1s? And I bet a statistician could tell you how many samples you should take, like not just 5 samples or anything but actually a whole shitload, because they're wizards.

the frequency test is the most basic test for randomness possible. there are lots of randomness tests that look at the structure of the sample to check for long patterns, autocorrelation, etc.

and its the other way around. the size of the sample defines how far from 50% is needed in order to reject the possibility of the sample being random.

Magrov
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indigi posted:

I'd rather read an entire page of Harry Potter and Satoshi's Stone than any more rng chat

new randomness test: count the 1 bits in each of either successive or chosen bytes. convert the counts to "letters", and count the occurrences of brazil.txt

Magrov
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I Greyhound posted:

The feel good story of the year. How Bitcoin will save you if you fly to Brazil to stay with a girl, but then get kicked out of your hosts house for whacking it in bed with and jizzing all over her 15 year old sister. Thanks Bitcoin!

i went looking for the original reddit post, but couldn't find it :(

i did find a more realistic version where bitcoin was useless for the stranded guy, and mastercard saved the day. nobody got jizzed though.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/148d2r/i_am_traveling_and_am_in_a_city_in_brazil_my_only/

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quote:

Bitcoin Foundation run-off voting - I just went through the process and here to help (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 3 hours ago * by coincrazyy

Firstly, you had to have activated your membership via the Bitcoin Foundation (BF) web page. If you have done so then the following should happen.

1) you should have received an email with the subject entitled: Vote on the Blockchain! Polls Close Fri, Feb 27 at 11:59pm EST‏

This email is the first clue in the puzzle. This email contains a lot of text, none of which helps you in actual voting until you get to the end. It states "You will receive an email from Swarm"

I think Godzilla fought some kind of monster named Swarm, or Mothra.. I cant remember, but understand, Swarm is not a Japanese monster crawling on our shores. It is the sender of the email that is in your Junk folder.

2) Open your Junk folder and see 4 emails that got spammed at you that state "Invitation to participate in Bitcoin Foundation vote‏" This sounds great and theres approximately 20 words in the content which is even better. along with a link!

3) when you click the link, you will be taken to a salvador dali'ish page that intentionally flashes to test if you are prone to seizures. It menacingly states there is a revolution and you are a part of it, but first enter your username/password.

4) I have no idea what site this is and i enter a username and password that has some semblance of what I use at the BF website. Its either that was wrong or it uses a new username/password system.

5) You somehow have to manage to register as a new user, i dont remember how I did it, but I am not so bright so if i can figure it out you can too. Whats important, is you get some kind of private key file you have to download. Dont lose this. It contains a key u need at the boss fight.

6) next, you will see your name in the upper right hand corner and a message stating there is a revolution taking place.

7) after going back to the email that states you are ready to vote and clicking the link again 15 times and always winding up in a page flashing in front of you stating there is a revolution you will eventually figure out, if u click your name in the upper right hand corner, it will create a side panel of the web page.

On this side panel is a check mark icon with no text indicating what it is there for.

click that.

Now you will see voting options.

Next you will see the four candidates names and a message asking if you approve of this candidate Yes/no.

There is no Yes/no to choose, so you have to click the name of the candidate and that will bring you to a step where you can actually click yes/no.

After confirming your yes/no choice you will be looking for a way to get back to the other candidates to vote for them.

There is a small link a top the candidates name that says "go back" or some such. Use that. There is an icon under the check mark icon that looks like it closes the side panel, but that is actually "log out" so I kinda went that route a few times.

Now when you click yes you have to input your 12 word seed that was in the pdf file you downloaded earlier to verify.

I have 4 hours of playtime racked up

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

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SynthOrange posted:

Wait the Bitcoin Foundation went 'It's voting, but on the blockchain!' then 'This is a terrible idea!'? :aaa:


quote:

Ack. Be careful when voting. The Yes/No options are not listed in the same order for every candidate (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 10 hours ago by chriswilmer

I just assumed "Yes" was at the top and "No" was at the bottom for each candidate after seeing it that way on the first one.

quote:

Who is Swarm and why did they gently caress-up the foundation election last minute? (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 9 hours ago by btcthrowaway101

All I can find on them online is "A revolution is coming..." along with complaints about how they conned people out of about $1,000,000.

Can anybody explain why the voting was moved to them lats minute? I wasn't able to vote. A lot of others weren't either. The system could be rigged by miners. What happened?

Why would the foundation choose this route? Horrible company feedback from what I see online....why would they associate? Not to mention, it pretty much broke the election.

Is there a reasonable explanation?

currency voting booth of the future! also it might be a scam, so remember to keep your vote in a cold ballot.

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Magrov
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poik007 posted:

we've talked about how checks work in the US

now what about Brazil

how do checks work in Brazil

my father once paid his employees using his drink buddy checkbook. another time he signed his checks with a pencil. every check was correctly cleared. i already told him he should stop drinking before doing payroll, but he loves his booze.

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

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http://lesperanceassociates.com/roger-bit-coin-jesus-ver-martyr-or-poster-child-for-not-doing-your-own-us-renunciation/

quote:

Since he apparently did none of this, my only advice to Mr. Ver at this point is to go house hunting in St. Kitts. He should also make sure that he has good internet service as it looks like he will be attending most future Bitcoin conventions by Skype either because he may not be issued a new passport or he may even have his St. Kitts citizenship revoked.

He may be the “Bit-coin Jesus” but he sure proved that “Penny-wise is Pound Foolish” when it comes to seeking proper legal advice on something as serious as a US expatriation.

Magrov
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confessions of a paid shill

quote:

They paid me small stipends in Bitcoin to create a Crypto-WIKI on HashTalk, of which I am still proud. It was my first “Bitcoin Job,” which I loved, [...]

he actually got money writing the wiki. he's the greatest captain of industry.

quote:

[...] which I loved, and I invested almost all of that BTC back into GAWMiners.

quote:

My expensive collection of Legendary Hashlets-turned-Stakers are now all but worthless, including my “Origin Staker,” which some of “The 19” sold for thousands of dollars several months ago. Sorry, Mom. I should have listened to you and sold it back then.

welp. sorry mom.

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Sham bam bamina! posted:

he's named jane kreisman

good for her.

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Wheany posted:

hmm, consider paying her in worthless fiat maybe?

if you read the linked thread, you'll notice that the babysitter in question is not a professional, but a friend of the bitcoiner, who is doing it as a favor, out of the goodness of her heart. obviously this is an OPPORTUNITY to spread the gospel of satoshi.

no good deed goes unpunished.

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how?

bonus: results for 1 year of fundraising for the defense fund of political prisioner pascal reid

Magrov fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Mar 9, 2015

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quote:

[–]neomodulus 2 points 56 minutes ago

I get laughed at every time I bring up Bitcoin or MongoDB

Magrov
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today's rainbow chart. still oscillating between ultraviolet and x-ray.

Magrov
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My Roommate, the Darknet Drug-Lord

closure, at last.

quote:

Once, after an attempt to retrieve litter in the underbrush of Glen Park Canyon, Ross acquired a nasty case of poison oak. He spent the next week roaming the house, towel loose around his waist, skin red and inflamed.

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theflyingorc posted:

...no, not really.

i think there are more than 7 non canonical gospels.

also, i really don't get why the infancy gospel of pseudo-matthew was not included in the bible. i'd totally worship a dragon tamer jesus.

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theflyingexecutive posted:

unless you've atoned for missing those other communions, you're living in mortal sin, which is worse than not being baptized

he can still get a free pass to heaven if he gets the last rites before he dies.

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Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!

Raged posted:

why the gently caress hasn't this been shortened and made the thread title yet

mod is dead.

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!
new rainbow charts, animal spirit guides version





no idea if it's supposed to go up or down, but either way it's light orange sell time.

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!

AlbieQuirky posted:

serious buttcoin question, did they ever say who bought the seized butts at last week's auction?

this guy got 27k (lol bitcoin is anonymous): http://qntra.net/2015/03/winner-of-27k-bitcoins-purchased-at-usms-auction-revealed/

a ny exchange got another 3k: http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-exchange-itbit-us-marshals-auction-win/

a 3rd unknown person got the remaining 20k. http://www.coindesk.com/secretive-mining-firm-revealed-as-possible-us-marshals-auction-winner/ (lol 'privacy hygiene')

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!
finally a bitcoin solution to a real problem.

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!
wallets in the front pocket is for dorks. wallets go into the back pocket. we don't have issues with pickpocketers because pickpocketing is also for dorks, real criminals commit armed robbery.

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!

FAUXTON posted:

Guess that move to Thailand to gently caress kids is costing more than airfare, chum.

op is from pakistan, and the blocked funds are in fact the free $10 bucks than circle gives away for registering a new account. poor guy, he was so happy about those 10 bucks...

quote:

[–]classna 3 points 7 months ago
I just received my circle invitation. The signup process was pretty quick and $9.99 was sitting there in my account. great job Circle (y)

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Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!

FAUXTON posted:

Lol with as bad as PK's AML/CTF efforts are why does he even need to use bitcoins?

he's a crypto daytrader who one day will be driving a ferrari after selling the dogecoins he mined in his own computer.

quote:

[–]classna 1 point 1 year ago
Its not too late. Just buy some already! I only found out about bitcoin a month ago when they were $160 and the price was looking too high at that time but i bought anyway. 2-3 years from now they may be worth zero or i'll be driving a ferrari :)

[–]classna 1 point 1 year ago
I always see such crashes as an opportunity to buy more and i just did.

[–]classna 3 points 1 year ago
My computer sucks monkey balls but it still managed to mine 150 doges.. wow.. poor shibe is gonna be rich shibe :D

[–]classna -2 points 1 year ago
$99/month? wish an average day trader like me could make enough from trading to cover this.. thanks but no thanks

edit: poor guy. he was rejected by karpélès.

quote:

[–]classna 3 points 1 year ago
After being let down by bitstamp and mtgox because of their crazy verification process and the higher fees of BTC-e, i turned to Bitfinex.

Magrov fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Mar 19, 2015

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