bitcoin: a sisyphean nightmare, forever trapped in an endless wall of sperg

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Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

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# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 20:26

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 23:30

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

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1) Furry fandom is a community of incredibly artistic people, full of painters, writers, musicians, and entertainers, who organize, put together huge international conventions, and raise hundreds of thousands for charity while contributing tens of millions of dollars to local economies of the cities hosting those conventions. The only thing SA contributed is to make fun of them.

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1) Furry fandom is a community of incredibly artistic people, full of painters, writers, musicians, and entertainers, who organize, put together huge international conventions, and raise hundreds of thousands for charity while contributing tens of millions of dollars to local economies of the cities hosting those conventions. The only thing SA contributed is to make fun of them.

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1) Furry fandom is a community of incredibly artistic people, full of painters, writers, musicians, and entertainers, who organize, put together huge international conventions, and raise hundreds of thousands for charity while contributing tens of millions of dollars to local economies of the cities hosting those conventions. The only thing SA contributed is to make fun of them.

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1) Furry fandom is a community of incredibly artistic people, full of painters, writers, musicians, and entertainers, who organize, put together huge international conventions, and raise hundreds of thousands for charity while contributing tens of millions of dollars to local economies of the cities hosting those conventions. The only thing SA contributed is to make fun of them.

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1) Furry fandom is a community of incredibly artistic people, full of painters, writers, musicians, and entertainers, who organize, put together huge international conventions, and raise hundreds of thousands for charity while contributing tens of millions of dollars to local economies of the cities hosting those conventions. The only thing SA contributed is to make fun of them.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 20:27

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

basmati posted:

for twelve years you have been asking: how her sister towel could smell like sperm?

# ¿ Oct 27, 2014 21:00

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Boxturret posted:

what sort of market has competition?

one where capitalism hasn't met its inevitable endgame

# ¿ Oct 27, 2014 21:42

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

TVarmy posted:

so you're saying when currentc fails and there's all these QR-enabled POS terminals lying dormant, stores will have no choice but to accept bitcoin?

literally this, except not this at all

# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 00:58

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

So I was googling around because by god I will own a Bitpay St. Petersburg Bowl t-shirt and found this:

http://www.cafepress.com/bitcoinfootball

go for the coin indeed

# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 18:48

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

triple sulk posted:

I forgot that that bowl was going to be a thing

if only the bowl wasn't too late to participate in yospos secret santa

# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 21:35

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Kuvo posted:

hope these are stealth mining on peoples phones

i was actually going to maybe download this for some lafs but this

# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 23:35

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

lol is this not on ios?

# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 23:40

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

she packed my bags last night, preflight
zero hour, nine am
and i'm gonna be AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH as a kite by then

# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 21:16

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

indigi posted:

idgi

totalbiscuit has butt cancer

# ¿ Nov 1, 2014 02:10

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

newreply.php posted:

when i was in NYC, bill murray came from behind me, put his hands over my eyes, then revealed himself to me and handed me a single coin, bearing his likeness.

he just said "no one will ever believe you", and darted away

valar morghulis

# ¿ Nov 3, 2014 21:57

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

why are you people posting in this thread and not playing bitcoin billionaire?

# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 00:49

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

ElectricMucus posted:

this is just in:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2014 02:14

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

it's only cool to have an nfc implant if you have a steam code for deus ex on it

# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 21:06

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

misread the chart, my bad, ignore this post

# ¿ Nov 13, 2014 03:09

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

top 14 things you thought you knew about bitcoin but didn't!

# ¿ Nov 13, 2014 20:41

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Same Great Paste posted:

this brightened my day (but i already saw it on twitter so gently caress you)

# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 21:53

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

has anyone said "freeman on the swamp" yet?

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 01:43

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

wtf is this trading card poo poo

hey now no nerd shaming in the pos

# ¿ Dec 4, 2014 02:33

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

I'm going to start a series of for-profit schools named "Harverd", "Yalle", "Prinseton", etc.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 22:31

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

killhamster posted:

idk what's going on anymore, i figured since i haven't had much time to devote to posting articles someone else coming in would be a nice break and welp i was pretty wrong

FCKGW please do the needful

you weren't wrong, you just happened to pick someone with the writing skills of a third grader

# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 23:17

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

AlbieQuirky posted:

Harvard doesn't offer any degrees in journalism. Unless he means the Harvard School of Podiatry ("Green Acres" represent!)

lol you're actually right

http://www.extension.harvard.edu/degrees-programs/journalism

It's the extension school that gives journalism degrees, not actual "Harvard University in Cambridge, MA"

# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 23:26

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

evilweasel posted:

the extension school gives actual harvard degrees though, not harvard* degrees

like, the degree might come from actual Harvard but if it says "Harvard Extension" anywhere on it, it might as well be toilet paper

If it doesn't, though, then I'll give the dude the benefit of the doubt

e: and come to think of it, even the degree wording wouldn't necessarily matter because, at least in my experience, most jobs want to see a transcript which gives it away immediately

# ¿ Dec 6, 2014 00:05

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

jony ive aces posted:

i hear magikarpeles has some free time these days

i'm p sure a tibanne gimmick account that consists entirely of "meow bitcoins" would generate better articles than nischo.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2014 00:08

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

evilweasel posted:

it doesn't, a harvard extension school diploma is indistinguishable from an attended harvard normally diploma, it's pretty well known in cambridge and boston how this works but not elsewhere so if you want to run this scam be sure to apply outside of boston

I guess that's a good point, my undergrad school had extension campuses too and I imagine their degrees just said "Virginia Tech" and not "Virginia Tech, Virginia Beach extension campus".

Although I'd hope anyone hiring journalists would know that Harvard doesn't have an on-campus journalism program but that's undoubtedly asking for too much.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2014 01:13

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

I would argue it's not helldumping if the person puts their full name and resume out there for the world to see. It's not like this guy's really hiding anything.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2014 02:06

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Dren posted:

Post more articles about the kid who only ever read one book voluntarily until Without Their Permission by Alexis Ohanian. I don't feel disrupted enough.

Reddit is disruptive because before there wasn't one centralized place to get child pornography and leaked celebrity nudes

# ¿ Dec 6, 2014 03:34

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

in general i try not to poo poo on reddit too much because let's be honest here, the reddit population and the sa population are really not THAT much different

that being said, lol @ thinking lowtax would ever write a book about "disruption" and double lol at anyone here reading it even if he did, so gently caress reddit

# ¿ Dec 6, 2014 03:35

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

where theFUCKL do you get humility

in the sense that "even the let's play forum didn't put up with totalbiscuit's self-aggrandizement" to some degree it's a fairly humble place

# ¿ Dec 6, 2014 04:38

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Buttcoin purse posted:

If I had any penny shavings I would totally throw them at magicaltux if he wrote an article.

You hear that Karpeles? By not writing an article for buttcoinfoundation you're missing out on $0.00000003 of pure profit! Go ahead, be a rational actor and accept our money!

your bitcoin shavings will be the start of his new Mt. Gox v.2 empire that he will bootstrap himself to via Buttcoin articles

# ¿ Dec 6, 2014 05:12

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Pocket posted:

all of the key bitcoin figures think they are above the rest of the community, and the community relishes being belittled, insulted and defrauded by these coi.

coi

# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 01:21

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

hey if anyone lives out by st. petersburg and happens to see bitcoin bowl merchandise on clearance after the game, let me know, i wanna pick some of that poo poo up

i can pay you with this anonymous online currency that's instantaneous, has no transaction fees, and no chance of chargebacks

e: I'm actually serious about the first part, I really do wanna pick up some clearance bitcoin bowl stuff

# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 22:15

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

FCKGW posted:

he sent me an email saying that people were telling him he's an embarrassment to Buttcoin and that he should quit so he probably just gave up

a promising start for his journalism career

"YOU SUCK, GIVE UP human being!"
"...I guess I suck and should give up. Also I'm gay? OK..."

# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 23:06

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

nicsho might not have been good enough for buttcoinfoundation.org, but he's definitely above average for a Gawker writer, so don't give up nic!

# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 23:18

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

NOT the bitcoin subreddit:

[�]Random1DollarTip 7 points 25 days ago
Here is a $1 tip! /u/changetip

[�]kumi_netsuha 5 points 25 days ago
oh my the bitcoin changetip spam really has gotten bad hasn't it

[�]Ovan15[S] 1 point 24 days ago
How might I stop it or prevent it from showing up on future posts?

[�]kumi_netsuha 1 point 24 days ago
I don't think you can, it's just a bot that picks a random thread and posts a dollar on it

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 21:54

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

btw i meant to mention this yesterday, but I think Markov Karpales would be the greatest buttcoinfoundation.org gimmick account and I totally think you should do it.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 22:27

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Alan Smithee posted:

I've heard people swear by Dunkin Donuts coffee for some reason

it's better than starbucks but that's a low bar to climb

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 01:14

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

killhamster posted:

this is also good

what do y'all suggest as seed text to feed this monster

I think the person who originally suggested this idea said to use his Twitter feed.

Has he ever had a blog or anything? I don't know, someone get ...! on the line

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 02:41

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 23:30

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 02:43

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