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Crust First posted:

it's more like

you choose a door at random, behind that door is a gox. you are goxxed. you choose another door. behind that door is a gox. you are goxxed. do you choose another door? yes, you are a savvy investor. how many doors could possibly have a gox anyway?

all of them. all of the doors.

QuarkJets posted:

You choose a door at random. The gameshow host opens one of the other doors, revealing a butt. The door that you chose has either another butt or a butt. If you switch doors, what's the probability that you'll be goxxed?
hey gently caress you

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stoutfish posted:

lol your bitcoin thread wasn't nearly as good as my bitcoin thread
through no fault of my own

i am a martyr for the buttlaff cause

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maniacdevnull posted:

idgi why so angry?
being angry on the internet is remarkably undemanding

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i had a kind of symmetry in my rap sheet and rotor hosed it up for nothing

thnaks rotor... not! t

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oh my god every particle of this is horrible, of all the things to catch up to in a thread

fckgw and killhamster please fire this idiot and post an apology for his horseshit asap

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FCKGW posted:

lol this loving thread
between this and the implosion of the last one i'm beginning to think that yospos should just take a break from the butts for a while. a long while. forever really.

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theflyingorc posted:

Counterpoint: Video games are pretty good.

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frarm-fresh raw pilk

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unpacked robinhood posted:

im the food and drug adminstration
why do you hate freedom? answer me this!!

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theflyingorc posted:

fishmech'd in the danglies
drat, over the character limit

radium!!

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duTrieux. posted:

amazon has started to recommend asics and other bitcoin poo poo. i went through my recent purchases to figure out why and it's because i ordered a usb-powered fan that's apparently preferred by bitcoiners for their home rigs
lmao owned

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Soricidus posted:

not much. i had another look and yup, nicsho is still struggling with basic concepts like grammar and punctuation.

literally the first sentence of the current buttcoin article posted:

The Winklevoss Twins, known internationally as the half-CGI duo that Mark Zuckerburg may or may not have stolen that Facespace thing from them
jfc have someone edit this guy's poo poo or just let him go already

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FCKGW posted:

god forbid we have typos on the internet
they're really fukken dumb screwups like that extra "them" and they're absolutely everywhere. the guy's just relentlessly sloppy.

it would be all right in something like a forum post, it's completely inexcusable in an article, on or off the internet.

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looks like there's been some cleanup but there are still plenty of technical issues (extraneous capitals, missing apostrophes, "zuckerburg") and the sheer everything-and-especially-the-kitchen-sink bulk of jokes and tangents is as suffocating as ever. you need a real editor for this stuff, fckgw.

like i said before, i'll happily do the job if you pm me.

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no mention of deaths or injuries, i can laff with moral impunity

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prefect posted:

that sounds like a metaphor, not a simile
knowing what words mean isn't

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Bananalogue posted:

hnnnnnnnnggghh :sperg:

whew
it's a valid style, and better

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Tiny Bug Child posted:

(and if the name did end with a period there should be another period after the closing quote. professional editors will disagree but this is the rational way to do it)
nah

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operaysh anonymous

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Mulatto Butts posted:

keep getting banner ads asking if im addicted to porn
are they ads for support groups or for more porn

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Gum posted:

lol at people from completely different regions

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Herman Merman posted:

lol, for a second i thought it was kinda original
it's a joke about the bentley logo, moron

not everything is bitcoins, crazy as it sounds

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heh

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surebet posted:

as always, the comments is where you'll really lose your poo poo

quote:

NonPedoButSupportsPedos
November 10, 2014 at 1:02 am

Well yes. Sexual stimulation feels good for all people. Sexual stimulation reduces stress, releases bonding hormones, and it is fun. All things good for kids. Only when it is forced it is bad.

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November 9, 2014 at 7:38 pm

I’m going to play devil’s advocate here, because I’ve been thinking about this for some time. Before you decide to bash me, keep in mind that I’m just trying to spark conversation here.

You guys are saying some awfully judgmental things about this group of people, but isn’t that the same kind of things that people have been saying about homosexuals for decades?

[...]

And no, I’m not looking for justification for anything. It is amazing how quickly people jump to casting judgment on someone who dares to ask these kinds of questions. It’s like ‘If you ever DARE to ask about a negative stereotype about a particular race, then you are obviously a racist douche.’ It’s actually a pet peeve of mine. Why can’t people ask these kinds of questions without having accusations of being a pedo hurled in their direction?

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November 10, 2014 at 7:55 pm

“Yeah, children love sex so much that you sick rapists (sex with a child is always surprise sex) have to travel to third-world-countries all the time to find poor and desperate kids who have to prostitute themselves to survive.”

Literally irrelevant to the topic at hand. What if I said this?

Yeah, women love casual sex so much that you sick rapists (sex with a women outside of marriage is always surprise sex) have to travel to third world countries all the time to find poor and desperate women who have to prostitute themselves to survive.

“I was in Cambodia, and I saw how the little girls and boys there “enjoyed” it, when they followed some ugly western bastards to their hotel rooms, crying so much that my heart broke (informed the police, but they are part of this poo poo there. Gave some of the kids money and said, they should go home, but soon realized how useless these actions were considering the unbelievable amount of pedos and child prostitutes there)”

Please don’t make poo poo up to try and bolster your point.

I saw a documentary and the guys said that the children were excited to see them since they would be making 100 dollars to play with their penis. The guy said they looked excited as much as their own kids on Thanksgiving.

“Note: I do not doubt that there are some sort of “sexual” (of you want to use that term for the first tactile experiences of children)”

Doesn’t matter if you doubt it. Children have a sexual drive that is repressed by society and parents. Yet children still act sexually with peers and adults anyway. You can’t socialize biology away.

“BUT AS THEY ARE MENTALLY NOT READY TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS, NO ADULT HAS THE RIGHT TO USE THEM FOR SEXUAL BENEFITS”

The adult is responsible if the child is harmed. The child and adult can both gain pleasure so it is not one sided when consented. Children as young as infants are capable of orgasm. Orgasms feel great when attained consensually.

“It is called “sexual partners” for some reason, and a child never can be your partner, it will always be in a way weaker position than you.”

I am not a paedosexual but please don’t insult my platonic relationships with kids. We are equals because I view them as such. You may view kids as lesser than you but that is your issue. Not mine and not any paedosexual who also views kids as equal beings. It seems you have the problem.

“Children have plenty enough options to grow into their sexuality sharing experiences among equals, e.g. other children of their age. They don’t need some sick pedos who try to manipulate them in a way only a child can’t be aware of”

Or with an adult who is loving, treats them with respect, and takes their consent as serious as anyone else’s. That’s far from a sick person. Also, I find it funny when they do it with other kids it is okay, but with an adult suddenly they can’t be away.

Cognitive dissonance is powerful it seems.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand i think i'm done reading these things

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theflyingorc posted:

OBAMA_IN_MY_ANUS
mmmmmmmmmmmmods???

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Heresiarch posted:

anyone interested in that kind of thing should watch the documentary series "the adventure of english", it's fascinating and very accessible
also read the mother tongue by bill bryson

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A Pinball Wizard posted:

uh looks like the buttcoin foundation has been shut down
i don't like this happening

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > YOSPOS > Buttcoin: In this era of social media we have no need for the state.

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FCKGW posted:

j/k the hosting got infected through some lovely wordpress script so they have to wipe the site and i need to comb through the plugins before i can re-upload everything
nice news, thanks

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My Linux Rig posted:

lol sweet wordpress I'm sure this isn't the last time something like this will happen
ceaselessly wrong in life, the bitcoin ghost has finally said something correct in the bitcoin thread. it is now at peace and can eternally rest.

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ayn rand hand job posted:

outsource this to barbarian bob tia
he was replaced by a really dumb yobber several months ago

bob

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buttcoin's back up, lmao at the new theme

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DNova posted:

why would you do that? encarta came with every computer sold in the 1990s
that was just a demo iirc

i'm sure that if it had been the whole thing we'd have watched more videos from it than just the volcano one

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"pahoehoe, or fluid lava, blah blah blah blah..." *giant blocky plume of lava shoots out of a volcano at like 320x240 resolution*

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owns

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TVarmy posted:

Fckgw: young boy, what's today?

Boy: why, it's cyber Monday day, sir!

Fckgw: there's still time! do you know amazon? have they sold the new tube thing with a siri trapped inside?

Boy: the one that's as pointless as Bitcoin?

Fckw: the same! go and buy it! merry cyber Monday, one and all!
this gave me lots of pleasure, tvarmy

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Nintendo Kid posted:

you're thinking of the windows 95 and 98 cds, which usually had short non-interactive demos of a bunch of MS products including Encarta on them.

a very large amount of computers sold between Windows 3.1 coming out and like 2000 were sold bundled with full versions of either Encarta or other encyclopedia programs. because they were multimedia and that's what you did. both of the computers my parents bought in the 90s, a Compaq in 1994 and an NEC in 1997 came bundled with Encarta, the latter one was also bundled with "Microsoft Bookshelf" which was like, a dictionary, thesaurus, and a smaller version of Encarta for the "concise encyclopedia" section.

i'm not sure if there even was demos of encarta that actually functioned as standalone programs rather than being collections of screenshots and a demo video.
thanks fishmech, yours is a limited niche but you fill it well

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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

same, <lj user="killhamster">, member of <lj community="salj">
i understand this, and i burn with shame

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Heresiarch posted:

i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now

if anybody needs to, you can contact me through our nsa handlers
the saddest brain

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BobHoward posted:

dear thread i surprise-emailed Heresiarch your poasts and am passing along his reply:

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