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The heat from the mining rigs at the funeral parlor is recycled to help the cremation furnace

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# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 20:35

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 04:41

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I want a foam FUDora.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 15:49

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Alan Smithee posted:

Bitcoin miner photo may not be accurate representation of final end product

You need to tweak the golden buttstand so it looks like its making GBS threads coins, or add a splash effect to the base so it looks like its making GBS threads liquid gold.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 17:33

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surebet posted:

I got a merchant to start accepting bitcoin. Tried to tell them about some of the "in jokes" for when bitcoiners come in. Now I saw this on their Facebook. (imgur.com)
submitted 12 hours ago by michaeldunworthsydne

does snapcard mean they accept supplementary nutritional assistance program dollars as well as bitcoin?

# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 21:05

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Heresiarch posted:

i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now

if anybody needs to, you can contact me through our nsa handlers

We'll contact you through your SorosShill pager when someone says Buttcoin.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2014 11:47

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Erenthal posted:

danke sch�n

# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 00:16

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Though we go on our separate ways, the blockchain stays, for always, bitcoin says danke schön

# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 00:57

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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:

ie exactly like drug dealing in the real world

Spacecraft 2k-2.1k is awesome and so is your av

In other news, NPR was talking about bitlocker on Monday. Lol.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 01:37

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vOv posted:

i remember there was some guy who proposed getting around restrictions against selling bitcoins by selling 'lucky numbers' that JUST SO HAPPEN to correspond to bitcoin address private keys

put them in fortune cookies and we've got a bitcoin business.

the cookie is intact, your private key is secure.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 19:04

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Wee Tinkle Wand posted:

I got really good at getting the fortune out without breaking the cookie

knew that skill would come in handy someday

the local chinese takeout place gave you a scammer tag

# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 19:07

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Fraud rod.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 22:02

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Greyhawk posted:

knave on a stave

edit: drat beaten

with said stave.

anyway

shrem-stem

# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 22:09

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Dex posted:

rolling blunder

lol

Graft Shaft.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 22:15

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The VERve Pipe.

When I was young I knew everything
And he, a nerd who rarely ever took advice
Now I'm guilt-stricken, sobbin' with my head on the floor
Miner overheating, coins at any price, no

Can't be held responsible
Bitcoin was Moon-bound
I won't be held responsible
Gox just cratered into the ground

My security
Code I can't remember
What made us think that we were wise and they'd never compromise
For the life of me
I can not believe they'd ever hack
2FA
Only for my bitcoin

# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 22:27

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OFFICER 13 INCH posted:

i had both those but my favorite was always space chainsaws and an icbm

ice planet and unitron were probably my favorites

# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 06:01

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Long week at work finally time to catch up on bitco- :stare:

oh my

and wb heresiarch :unsmith:

# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 17:04

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A Pinball Wizard posted:

hopefully his uncle's arthritis won't be that bad

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 02:53

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Sir DonkeyPunch posted:

I believe that's the Hammerlick ~~defense~~ maneuver

# ¿ Feb 3, 2015 06:05

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FMguru posted:

all-one! dilute! dilute! ok!

best thing to read in the shower when you're sore and just basking in the warmth and water

# ¿ Feb 6, 2015 00:47

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Dr. Honked posted:

never ask why. ask how

do you like have to like how to ask him?

# ¿ Feb 6, 2015 00:59

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I resent these slanderous implications that I do not like how

# ¿ Feb 6, 2015 01:51

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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

lol

two step bitcoin business model.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2015 02:07

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wait "cummies" aren't just some idiot just mistyping "commies"?

# ¿ Feb 23, 2015 03:56

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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

cummies are some kink thing

like changetipping on fetlife?

# ¿ Feb 23, 2015 04:21

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AlbieQuirky posted:

h&r blockchain

# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 04:15

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vortmax posted:

Come on YOSPOS. http://www.davidxia.com/2014/02/How-to-read-Wall-Street-Journal-online-for-free/

is it weird that I know him?

# ¿ Feb 28, 2015 07:12

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you bought a nice white dress with bits but no confirmation
you're gonna double-spend
are you sure you even tried to send?
well virginia they didn't give you quite enough information
you didn't use your brain
were you counting on the block-chain?
oh woe woe

# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 05:46

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Buttcoin purse posted:

Trigger warning for bitcoiners: someone who likes bailouts is getting involved in your currency.

bailwhale

a few more and we'll have a bitcoin zodiac, I'll start the wiki

# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 06:21

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TVarmy posted:

are any of those theses buttcoin?

did members of the buttcoin foundation engage in simony?

# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 21:06

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jre posted:

Is that progress bar in log scale?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2015 01:40

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No refunds, cocksuckers. So clearly it's not dependent on the return of the unit.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2015 03:19

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why are some of the chart entries in red?

# ¿ Mar 26, 2015 02:59

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Nagato posted:

i wanna reread snow crash now

welcome to mr lee's greater hong kong

# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 02:05

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real-time NODLER

# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 17:34

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Tayter Swift posted:

hexes are witchcraft

# ¿ Mar 28, 2015 08:01

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Alan Smithee posted:

Are they really czech? You could have said it was Florida and I would have believed you.

if it were florida there would have been sweat lines like that karpeles katana one

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 06:16

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jony ive aces posted:

DUDE

WHAT'S MINE SAY

SWEET

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 06:21

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The yellow line is going up uP UP though? This is good for bitcoin.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2015 17:47

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jony ive aces posted:

bottom bit with the yellow line is the range selector to zoom in with the main graph above it, yellow line is going up up up because the graphing api is poo poo. seen it happen before

so you're saying it's perfect for bitcoin

# ¿ Apr 6, 2015 19:42

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 04:41

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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

"Rand Paul freedom paddles"

up poo poo creek, but I brought my rand paddle so I can bootstrap myself out of it

also jesus christ the phenazepam stories. at least when people get blackout drunk, most of them realize it was a bad plan, but these idiots by and large don't care.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2015 18:31

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