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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

L-Boned posted:

He must have won the lottery.

"The 58-year-old South Florida attorney described himself as a sports geek who can afford to travel to games around the country because he has no wife or children." Kinda sad actually.

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Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
haha I wish so much that was fair and these interviews were live

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Hey the announcers are talking to each other now.

Sort of.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
He's a former taxidermist in that he did it once? I mean dude's whole adult life has been something with baseball hasn't it?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Spoeank posted:

"The 58-year-old South Florida attorney described himself as a sports geek who can afford to travel to games around the country because he has no wife or children." Kinda sad actually.

He just prioritized doing stuff over having a family. I wouldn't really call it sad.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

If I had a shitzillion dollars to burn you can bet I'd be at every World Series game

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Grittybeard posted:

He's a former taxidermist in that he did it once? I mean dude's whole adult life has been something with baseball hasn't it?
Gotta have something to do in the winter!

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

He just prioritized doing stuff over having a family. I wouldn't really call it sad.

"I go all around the country by myself" is sad to me but I could also see it not being that way

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Grittybeard posted:

He's a former taxidermist in that he did it once? I mean dude's whole adult life has been something with baseball hasn't it?

You are ignoring the most important part.

He is friends with Jeff Foxworthy.

I don't even know what he is doing anymore, but that still interests me.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Giants hitters have no idea how to make solid contact against Guthrie

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Spoeank posted:

"I go all around the country by myself" is sad to me but I could also see it not being that way

free us from your patriarchal shackles, spoeank

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Colonel Whitey posted:

Giants hitters have no idea how to make solid contact against Guthrie

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
It ain't like the Royals are putting on an offensive highlight reel here.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.

Grittybeard posted:

It ain't like the Royals are putting on an offensive highlight reel here.

At least they got their 1 run. That's all they'll need.

L-Boned
Sep 11, 2001

by FactsAreUseless
Do the Royals know you can go to opposite field?

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Grittybeard posted:

It ain't like the Royals are putting on an offensive highlight reel here.

They hit a double aka a smallball homerun.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

CharlestheHammer posted:

You are ignoring the most important part.

He is friends with Jeff Foxworthy.

I don't even know what he is doing anymore, but that still interests me.

*is taxidermist*

*is friends with Jeff Foxworthy*

:ohdear:

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Enough with Hudson's mom

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Sandpuppy posted:

*is taxidermist*

*is friends with Jeff Foxworthy*

:ohdear:

He might be a redneck

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
C'mon belt tie this fucker up

E: aaaaaaaaaa

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Are the Giants actually aiming at the fielders?

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
jesus christ let a ball fall to the ground you assholes

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Well hello Omar

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
So, I just got home and turned this on.

Are they all just hitting directly at Infante? Is the game to see how many catches he can make?

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Akbar posted:

jesus christ let a ball fall to the ground you assholes

Well that grounder certainly fell to the ground.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Everblight posted:

Are the Giants actually aiming at the fielders?

They're mad about his homer too I guess :v:

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Thoguh posted:

So, I just got home and turned this on.

Are they all just hitting directly at Infante? Is the game to see how many catches he can make?

It was Cain earlier.

So they are mixing it up.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
I'm going to laugh if the first pitch ends up being the difference in the ballgame.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
4 hits total, exhilarating...

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

CharlestheHammer posted:

It was Cain earlier.

So they are mixing it up.

Gotcha. I look forward to see what their rotation is. What's the chance they move on to popping up to the catcher for an entire inning?

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



So many brands that I despise right now.

Also, I hate cancer.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
the gently caress is this

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Oh come on, I'm already aware that cancer is bad.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Well this is going on uncomfortably long.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
QUICK EVERYONE GET SAD OVER THESE ACOUSTIC GUITAR RIFFS

L-Boned
Sep 11, 2001

by FactsAreUseless
Giants are stalling. As if baseball games aren't long enough.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I don't know what this is accomplishing.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
I Stand Up For

MY DICK

xinfinitesimal
Oct 31, 2005
Surprisingly touching

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Bruce Kison posted:

Oh come on, I'm already aware that cancer is bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ZhrGR0D0Y

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