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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Doctor Candiru posted:

Turning the channel for the next eight-ish minutes.

Penn State/OSU is in 2OT, let's all watch Football Hitler vs. The Child Molesters.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
This seems....... really amateurish.

Siroc
Oct 10, 2004

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
I can barely hear her voice over the SFX. Not complaining.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
......the gently caress?

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
aaaaaaand Football Hitler just won.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Brock Samson posted:

pwn tell us some other recurring sketches throughout an episode. I seem to remember some competing political ads but that's all I can think of.

You're thinking of Will Ferrell and Chris Parnell. I broke my knee and watched every episode since 1975. I can answer all SNL questions but I'm not bragging.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Yoshifan823 posted:

Penn State/OSU is in 2OT, let's all watch Football Hitler vs. The Child Molesters.

Remember when they lost to this year's terrible Virginia Tech team in Week 1?

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands

Mooseontheloose posted:

Really Charlie XCX couldn't make it?

She's on tour in california and I'd rather watch her do two songs on her own

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I bet Karen Gillan could do an awesome Iggy Azalea impression.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I don't know what's going on.

fuseshock
Aug 7, 2010
Hi Rita Ora sorry Calvin Harris dumped you and took all your songs away

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

I just shoved a couch cushion down the back of my pants and I'm already 10% better than this performance.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
That was a thing.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Yoshifan823 posted:

aaaaaaand Football Hitler just won.
I turned back to SNL to see Azalea do the most blatant lip-syncing job since Ashlee Simpson.

Why would she even need to lip sync that.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
HP still makes a phone?! Also, kinda odd that they'd include a bit about how often their printers need ink refills in their own ad.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Doctor Candiru posted:

I turned back to SNL to see Azalea do the most blatant lip-syncing job since Ashlee Simpson.

Why would she even need to lip sync that.

Yeah she bombed that.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



Rita Ora's still trying to make it? Oh, ok...

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I just watched Ohio State win a football game, and still that was better than Iggy Azalea.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Christopher Walkin as Captain Hook? YES.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Time for the weekly seven-minutes-hate of Colin Jost

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

TheScott2K posted:

Time for the weekly seven-minutes-hate of Colin Jost

I swear these jokes would work if they came out of Seth's mouth. Guy just can't deliver a joke.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Colin Joost, when it looks like he hasn't slept in days.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Oddly, Colin Joost changed his delivery and it worked!

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mooseontheloose posted:

Oddly, Colin Joost changed his delivery and it worked!

He's still no Norm.

Z.S. Ghost
Jan 1, 2008

Odd Fire Wolf Gang

Mooseontheloose posted:

Oddly, Colin Joost changed his delivery and it worked!

I agree! And now a mediocre contributor piece.

e: nah it's okay
e2: i never said this was okay

Z.S. Ghost fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Oct 26, 2014

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Yoshifan823 posted:

He's still no Norm.

I am not a huge Norm fan to be honest.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Brock Samson posted:

I swear these jokes would work if they came out of Seth's mouth. Guy just can't deliver a joke.

Mooseontheloose posted:

Oddly, Colin Joost changed his delivery and it worked!
I'm getting mixed messages.

Brock Samson is right.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mooseontheloose posted:

I am not a huge Norm fan to be honest.

He's trying to be Norm though, so it's a bit of an issue.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

I am in physical pain

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
This sucks.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Che no-selling this bit is what makes it.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE GOING!

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



I'm loving this.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
This makes up for most of...the episode?

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Jenn Sterger beat you to that joke, Colin.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Nothing beats a well timed "yo momma" joke.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
Hardest I've ever laughed at a Yo Mama joke

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
DRUNK UNCLE!

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



DUNCLE!!!

e: I'm sorry, 5th floor please.

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Bobby's getting a workout today.

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