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natetimm posted:I agreed to fight someone over internet poo poo in real life in 1998 because of a yahoo chat room. He didn't show up. natetimm strength: 4 intelligence: 4 wisdom: 4 charisma: 2 skills: none battlecry: YAHOO!
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natetimm what was the fight about
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:35 |
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spooky girlfriend posted:poo poo that didn't happen? No, Chinese and really pitiful. Little broken robots hobbling around in the Sea of Disability.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:36 |
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mookface posted:Texaholic callout: http://youtu.be/kb3AMQHplOM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJyqpDAYqCI
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:36 |
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*lines up camera to make sure texas decor is in background*
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:37 |
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HELL YEAH WHOOP HIS rear end TEX
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:38 |
where's your accent from
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:38 |
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Morkyz posted:where's your accent from texas
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:39 |
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poo poo Texaholic be careful he's straight up canadian ISIS.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:39 |
texaholic posted:texas lol
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:39 |
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a starwar betamax posted:took a break from work this morning to slam out some conditioning exersizes.... what di YOUp do franco? Not gonna lie, this is the music that started playing in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE_O7Lm0I4 Smoremaster posted:the best part of this video is his screaming as they pull out all the spines, i think he passes out too He tries to will himself unconscious but I don't think he gets there.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:44 |
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Turn your god drat camera on its side jesus
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:45 |
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nice jawline, bitch
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a starwar betamax posted:tell the whole story because i am sure it will eerie in its prescience Okay, then. Having just recently dropped out of college in 1998 for being a drunken e-tard I was 19, living with my parents, unemployed, no car, and generally just living the true loser lifestyle. I smoked cigarettes bought with money from my dad's change drawer, drank his beer and booze, and played lots of Starcraft. Slept from about 8am-4pm every day, this was during a real winning phase in my life if you can't tell. So anyway my one social outlet at this time was to unsuccessfully troll for chicks in the "San Diego" chat rooms on yahoo and AOL. It's kind of hard to explain what the internet was like back in those days. Digital cameras and webcams still weren't very common at all so there was a lot of anonymous chatting and reading of profiles being done in chat rooms populated by complete idiots. Imagine youtube comments but in a chat room format where almost everyone lives in your town. People liked to distinguish themselves with fonts and colors. We had cable internet but still paid for AOL access. It was a dark time. I was getting squirrely being at home and vegging out so much so I found some nerdy guy with an old Cadillac who had a thing for this rather homely exotic dancer who both frequented that chat room. On the promise of liquor I got him to agree to pick us both up and we would hang out. He came and got me and I took the only bottle of booze my dad currently had on-hand: an unopened bottle of Bacardi 151. We were all so poor that we couldn't afford a chaser and had to share cigarettes. Drinking 151 straight is an experience, let me tell you. I'm surprised I didn't light my face on fire. I don't consider myself a violent man typically but after an hour on the beach in Coronado I had already consumed enough fire water that I was getting aggressive. The cadillac dude had said something disparaging to me and in the ensuing argument I ended up flicking a cigarette in his face. Somehow cooler heads prevailed and we didn't fight, and I ended up apologizing. In our drunken haze we decided to go back to his place (a dorm at UCSD) and all 3 of us sit there and alternate talking in the chat room. Yes, that's right. Two male nerds in full estrus in the company of a stripper whose attitude on life seemed to consist of "gently caress it" decided that instead of drinking free booze at the beach we should go to his house and chat on the internet instead. So, we get there and alternate taking turns typing from the girl's account. She's getting rather abusive PMs from some guy I had recognized from being a known rear end in a top hat in the chat room before. Messages are shared, poo poo is talked, and before I know it, I have volunteered to kick this guy's rear end if he was man enough to meet the three of us at a place of his choosing. To make this even more retro, the place of his choosing to meet and fight was Tower Records. Are we in the 90s yet? There's not much to say after that. We went at the allotted time and stood in the new releases section drunk while he probably sat home and laughed at us. They eventually asked us to leave because we were drunken retards in Tower Records scaring the hippies. He of course claimed he was there the whole time and the question of who the best defender of a stripper's honor in the San Diego 3 chat room on yahoo was left unanswered for the ages.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:55 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:nice jawline, bitch Probably time to upgrade to a tag team match
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:55 |
texaholic posted:Probably time to upgrade to a tag team match would pay 200$, again unironically
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:57 |
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nice to finally put a face to the drunk posting
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:59 |
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natetimm posted:Okay, then. this is like the opposite of a coming of age movie
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:59 |
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mr.capps posted:this is like the opposite of a coming of age movie Bacardi 151 isn't actually alcohol it's a reverse-evolutionary potion that turns you into a chimp. Same with Cuervo, it's just a different recipie.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:01 |
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natetimm posted:Okay, then. Ahh hahahahahahahaha
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:06 |
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natetimm posted:Okay, then. loving
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:07 |
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if poo poo was somehow involved that would be the most gbs story
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:09 |
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natetimm posted:Drinking 151 straight is an experience, let me tell you. Never again.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:12 |
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texaholic posted:Probably time to upgrade to a tag team match one two three four I declare a thumbhead war
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:17 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:nice jawline, bitch i think Tex is handsome and powerful
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:19 |
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yes he is handsome as all texans are. you could say its... in our Jeans! *tips cowboy hat back and playfully tongues the tip of an unlit cigarette
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a starwar betamax posted:yes he is handsome as all texans are. you could say its... in our Jeans! *tips cowboy hat back and playfully tongues the tip of an unlit cigarette Noice... Noice
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:23 |
whoflungpoop posted:i think Tex is handsome and powerful Yeah, I was really hoping to make fun of him but I just can't... I think he could maybe even win against starwar
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:24 |
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So when is this fight going down? I will be the bookie and will donate the proceeds to a charity for battered homosexuals.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:27 |
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texaholic posted:texas i didnt much cotton to your accent boy. where you realy from
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:29 |
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Michael Corleone posted:So when is this fight going down? I will be the bookie and will donate the proceeds to a charity for battered homosexuals. franco will be the first recipient haha!
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:29 |
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Michael Corleone posted:So when is this fight going down? I will be the bookie and will donate the proceeds to a charity for battered homosexuals. EDIT: ASWBM beat me to it
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:30 |
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he seems like a rhinestone cowboy if you get my drift
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Windows 98 posted:EDIT: ASWBM beat me to it see, this is the kind of speed i bring to the octagon
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:31 |
I don't know why but the moderation staff seems to be somehow... bad/ at times.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:31 |
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I'm going to be upset if this doesn't end in a pornographic video.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:32 |
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a starwar betamax posted:see, this is the kind of speed i bring to the octagon if i can bh, u didn't look too good today. mayb do the jumprope outside tomorrow, and jump into a tree, which is mandated by The SAF Fight Commission before any future 'match'. i have to back sml though, so good luck betting all the money for 'charity on u buddy! SML AND HIS SUPPORTERS DON'T READ THE SPOILER, IT IS A SICK DISS ON ASWBM, BUT DONT WASTE YOURE TIME, LOL, HE IS PAST HIS PRIME, BET ON SML LIKE I AM!
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:41 |
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a starwar betamax posted:i didnt much cotton to your accent boy. where you realy from North Dallas suburbs, went to high school with transplants from the Midwest, California, and Mexicans with some Asians mixed in too. My whole family lives in the urban/suburban parts of texas.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:48 |
texaholic posted:North Dallas suburbs, went to high school with transplants from the Midwest, California, and Mexicans with some Asians mixed in too. I'm unironically really disappointed in your accent.
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super pisses me off when dallas dickheads claim to be texans
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