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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

natetimm posted:

I agreed to fight someone over internet poo poo in real life in 1998 because of a yahoo chat room. He didn't show up.

natetimm
strength: 4
intelligence: 4
wisdom: 4
charisma: 2

skills: none
battlecry: YAHOO!

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
natetimm what was the fight about :allears:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

spooky girlfriend posted:

poo poo that didn't happen?

No, Chinese and really pitiful. Little broken robots hobbling around in the Sea of Disability.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJyqpDAYqCI

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

*lines up camera to make sure texas decor is in background*

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

HELL YEAH WHOOP HIS rear end TEX :j:

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

where's your accent from

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Morkyz posted:

where's your accent from

texas

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
poo poo Texaholic be careful he's straight up canadian ISIS.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

lol

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

a starwar betamax posted:

took a break from work this morning to slam out some conditioning exersizes.... what di YOUp do franco?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjtlGZv5Szs

Not gonna lie, this is the music that started playing in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE_O7Lm0I4




Smoremaster posted:

the best part of this video is his screaming as they pull out all the spines, i think he passes out too

He tries to will himself unconscious but I don't think he gets there. :v:

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Turn your god drat camera on its side jesus

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

nice jawline, bitch

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

a starwar betamax posted:

tell the whole story because i am sure it will eerie in its prescience

Okay, then.

Having just recently dropped out of college in 1998 for being a drunken e-tard I was 19, living with my parents, unemployed, no car, and generally just living the true loser lifestyle. I smoked cigarettes bought with money from my dad's change drawer, drank his beer and booze, and played lots of Starcraft. Slept from about 8am-4pm every day, this was during a real winning phase in my life if you can't tell.

So anyway my one social outlet at this time was to unsuccessfully troll for chicks in the "San Diego" chat rooms on yahoo and AOL. It's kind of hard to explain what the internet was like back in those days. Digital cameras and webcams still weren't very common at all so there was a lot of anonymous chatting and reading of profiles being done in chat rooms populated by complete idiots. Imagine youtube comments but in a chat room format where almost everyone lives in your town. People liked to distinguish themselves with fonts and colors. We had cable internet but still paid for AOL access. It was a dark time.

I was getting squirrely being at home and vegging out so much so I found some nerdy guy with an old Cadillac who had a thing for this rather homely exotic dancer who both frequented that chat room. On the promise of liquor I got him to agree to pick us both up and we would hang out. He came and got me and I took the only bottle of booze my dad currently had on-hand: an unopened bottle of Bacardi 151.

We were all so poor that we couldn't afford a chaser and had to share cigarettes. Drinking 151 straight is an experience, let me tell you. I'm surprised I didn't light my face on fire. I don't consider myself a violent man typically but after an hour on the beach in Coronado I had already consumed enough fire water that I was getting aggressive. The cadillac dude had said something disparaging to me and in the ensuing argument I ended up flicking a cigarette in his face. Somehow cooler heads prevailed and we didn't fight, and I ended up apologizing. In our drunken haze we decided to go back to his place (a dorm at UCSD) and all 3 of us sit there and alternate talking in the chat room.

Yes, that's right. Two male nerds in full estrus in the company of a stripper whose attitude on life seemed to consist of "gently caress it" decided that instead of drinking free booze at the beach we should go to his house and chat on the internet instead.

So, we get there and alternate taking turns typing from the girl's account. She's getting rather abusive PMs from some guy I had recognized from being a known rear end in a top hat in the chat room before. Messages are shared, poo poo is talked, and before I know it, I have volunteered to kick this guy's rear end if he was man enough to meet the three of us at a place of his choosing. To make this even more retro, the place of his choosing to meet and fight was Tower Records. Are we in the 90s yet?

There's not much to say after that. We went at the allotted time and stood in the new releases section drunk while he probably sat home and laughed at us. They eventually asked us to leave because we were drunken retards in Tower Records scaring the hippies. He of course claimed he was there the whole time and the question of who the best defender of a stripper's honor in the San Diego 3 chat room on yahoo was left unanswered for the ages.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Spanish Manlove posted:

nice jawline, bitch

Probably time to upgrade to a tag team match

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

texaholic posted:

Probably time to upgrade to a tag team match

would pay 200$, again unironically

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



nice to finally put a face to the drunk posting

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

natetimm posted:

Okay, then.

Having just recently dropped out of college in 1998 for being a drunken e-tard I was 19, living with my parents, unemployed, no car, and generally just living the true loser lifestyle. I smoked cigarettes bought with money from my dad's change drawer, drank his beer and booze, and played lots of Starcraft. Slept from about 8am-4pm every day, this was during a real winning phase in my life if you can't tell.

So anyway my one social outlet at this time was to unsuccessfully troll for chicks in the "San Diego" chat rooms on yahoo and AOL. It's kind of hard to explain what the internet was like back in those days. Digital cameras and webcams still weren't very common at all so there was a lot of anonymous chatting and reading of profiles being done in chat rooms populated by complete idiots. Imagine youtube comments but in a chat room format where almost everyone lives in your town. People liked to distinguish themselves with fonts and colors. We had cable internet but still paid for AOL access. It was a dark time.

I was getting squirrely being at home and vegging out so much so I found some nerdy guy with an old Cadillac who had a thing for this rather homely exotic dancer who both frequented that chat room. On the promise of liquor I got him to agree to pick us both up and we would hang out. He came and got me and I took the only bottle of booze my dad currently had on-hand: an unopened bottle of Bacardi 151.

We were all so poor that we couldn't afford a chaser and had to share cigarettes. Drinking 151 straight is an experience, let me tell you. I'm surprised I didn't light my face on fire. I don't consider myself a violent man typically but after an hour on the beach in Coronado I had already consumed enough fire water that I was getting aggressive. The cadillac dude had said something disparaging to me and in the ensuing argument I ended up flicking a cigarette in his face. Somehow cooler heads prevailed and we didn't fight, and I ended up apologizing. In our drunken haze we decided to go back to his place (a dorm at UCSD) and all 3 of us sit there and alternate talking in the chat room.

Yes, that's right. Two male nerds in full estrus in the company of a stripper whose attitude on life seemed to consist of "gently caress it" decided that instead of drinking free booze at the beach we should go to his house and chat on the internet instead.

So, we get there and alternate taking turns typing from the girl's account. She's getting rather abusive PMs from some guy I had recognized from being a known rear end in a top hat in the chat room before. Messages are shared, poo poo is talked, and before I know it, I have volunteered to kick this guy's rear end if he was man enough to meet the three of us at a place of his choosing. To make this even more retro, the place of his choosing to meet and fight was Tower Records. Are we in the 90s yet?

There's not much to say after that. We went at the allotted time and stood in the new releases section drunk while he probably sat home and laughed at us. They eventually asked us to leave because we were drunken retards in Tower Records scaring the hippies. He of course claimed he was there the whole time and the question of who the best defender of a stripper's honor in the San Diego 3 chat room on yahoo was left unanswered for the ages.

this is like the opposite of a coming of age movie

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

mr.capps posted:

this is like the opposite of a coming of age movie

Bacardi 151 isn't actually alcohol it's a reverse-evolutionary potion that turns you into a chimp. Same with Cuervo, it's just a different recipie.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

natetimm posted:

Okay, then.

Having just recently dropped out of college in 1998 for being a drunken e-tard I was 19, living with my parents, unemployed, no car, and generally just living the true loser lifestyle. I smoked cigarettes bought with money from my dad's change drawer, drank his beer and booze, and played lots of Starcraft. Slept from about 8am-4pm every day, this was during a real winning phase in my life if you can't tell.

So anyway my one social outlet at this time was to unsuccessfully troll for chicks in the "San Diego" chat rooms on yahoo and AOL. It's kind of hard to explain what the internet was like back in those days. Digital cameras and webcams still weren't very common at all so there was a lot of anonymous chatting and reading of profiles being done in chat rooms populated by complete idiots. Imagine youtube comments but in a chat room format where almost everyone lives in your town. People liked to distinguish themselves with fonts and colors. We had cable internet but still paid for AOL access. It was a dark time.

I was getting squirrely being at home and vegging out so much so I found some nerdy guy with an old Cadillac who had a thing for this rather homely exotic dancer who both frequented that chat room. On the promise of liquor I got him to agree to pick us both up and we would hang out. He came and got me and I took the only bottle of booze my dad currently had on-hand: an unopened bottle of Bacardi 151.

We were all so poor that we couldn't afford a chaser and had to share cigarettes. Drinking 151 straight is an experience, let me tell you. I'm surprised I didn't light my face on fire. I don't consider myself a violent man typically but after an hour on the beach in Coronado I had already consumed enough fire water that I was getting aggressive. The cadillac dude had said something disparaging to me and in the ensuing argument I ended up flicking a cigarette in his face. Somehow cooler heads prevailed and we didn't fight, and I ended up apologizing. In our drunken haze we decided to go back to his place (a dorm at UCSD) and all 3 of us sit there and alternate talking in the chat room.

Yes, that's right. Two male nerds in full estrus in the company of a stripper whose attitude on life seemed to consist of "gently caress it" decided that instead of drinking free booze at the beach we should go to his house and chat on the internet instead.

So, we get there and alternate taking turns typing from the girl's account. She's getting rather abusive PMs from some guy I had recognized from being a known rear end in a top hat in the chat room before. Messages are shared, poo poo is talked, and before I know it, I have volunteered to kick this guy's rear end if he was man enough to meet the three of us at a place of his choosing. To make this even more retro, the place of his choosing to meet and fight was Tower Records. Are we in the 90s yet?

There's not much to say after that. We went at the allotted time and stood in the new releases section drunk while he probably sat home and laughed at us. They eventually asked us to leave because we were drunken retards in Tower Records scaring the hippies. He of course claimed he was there the whole time and the question of who the best defender of a stripper's honor in the San Diego 3 chat room on yahoo was left unanswered for the ages.

Ahh hahahahahahahaha

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

natetimm posted:

Okay, then.

Having just recently dropped out of college in 1998 for being a drunken e-tard I was 19, living with my parents, unemployed, no car, and generally just living the true loser lifestyle. I smoked cigarettes bought with money from my dad's change drawer, drank his beer and booze, and played lots of Starcraft. Slept from about 8am-4pm every day, this was during a real winning phase in my life if you can't tell.

So anyway my one social outlet at this time was to unsuccessfully troll for chicks in the "San Diego" chat rooms on yahoo and AOL. It's kind of hard to explain what the internet was like back in those days. Digital cameras and webcams still weren't very common at all so there was a lot of anonymous chatting and reading of profiles being done in chat rooms populated by complete idiots. Imagine youtube comments but in a chat room format where almost everyone lives in your town. People liked to distinguish themselves with fonts and colors. We had cable internet but still paid for AOL access. It was a dark time.

I was getting squirrely being at home and vegging out so much so I found some nerdy guy with an old Cadillac who had a thing for this rather homely exotic dancer who both frequented that chat room. On the promise of liquor I got him to agree to pick us both up and we would hang out. He came and got me and I took the only bottle of booze my dad currently had on-hand: an unopened bottle of Bacardi 151.

We were all so poor that we couldn't afford a chaser and had to share cigarettes. Drinking 151 straight is an experience, let me tell you. I'm surprised I didn't light my face on fire. I don't consider myself a violent man typically but after an hour on the beach in Coronado I had already consumed enough fire water that I was getting aggressive. The cadillac dude had said something disparaging to me and in the ensuing argument I ended up flicking a cigarette in his face. Somehow cooler heads prevailed and we didn't fight, and I ended up apologizing. In our drunken haze we decided to go back to his place (a dorm at UCSD) and all 3 of us sit there and alternate talking in the chat room.

Yes, that's right. Two male nerds in full estrus in the company of a stripper whose attitude on life seemed to consist of "gently caress it" decided that instead of drinking free booze at the beach we should go to his house and chat on the internet instead.

So, we get there and alternate taking turns typing from the girl's account. She's getting rather abusive PMs from some guy I had recognized from being a known rear end in a top hat in the chat room before. Messages are shared, poo poo is talked, and before I know it, I have volunteered to kick this guy's rear end if he was man enough to meet the three of us at a place of his choosing. To make this even more retro, the place of his choosing to meet and fight was Tower Records. Are we in the 90s yet?

There's not much to say after that. We went at the allotted time and stood in the new releases section drunk while he probably sat home and laughed at us. They eventually asked us to leave because we were drunken retards in Tower Records scaring the hippies. He of course claimed he was there the whole time and the question of who the best defender of a stripper's honor in the San Diego 3 chat room on yahoo was left unanswered for the ages.

loving :laffo:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
if poo poo was somehow involved that would be the most gbs story

Peroxide Cowboy
Nov 30, 2013

natetimm posted:

Drinking 151 straight is an experience, let me tell you.

Never again.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

texaholic posted:

Probably time to upgrade to a tag team match

one two three four I declare a thumbhead war

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Spanish Manlove posted:

nice jawline, bitch

i think Tex is handsome and powerful

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
yes he is handsome as all texans are. you could say its... in our Jeans! *tips cowboy hat back and playfully tongues the tip of an unlit cigarette

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

a starwar betamax posted:

yes he is handsome as all texans are. you could say its... in our Jeans! *tips cowboy hat back and playfully tongues the tip of an unlit cigarette

Noice... Noice

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

whoflungpoop posted:

i think Tex is handsome and powerful

Yeah, I was really hoping to make fun of him but I just can't...

I think he could maybe even win against starwar

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
So when is this fight going down? I will be the bookie and will donate the proceeds to a charity for battered homosexuals.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

i didnt much cotton to your accent boy. where you realy from

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Michael Corleone posted:

So when is this fight going down? I will be the bookie and will donate the proceeds to a charity for battered homosexuals.

franco will be the first recipient haha!

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Michael Corleone posted:

So when is this fight going down? I will be the bookie and will donate the proceeds to a charity for battered homosexuals.

EDIT: ASWBM beat me to it

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
he seems like a rhinestone cowboy if you get my drift

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Windows 98 posted:

EDIT: ASWBM beat me to it

see, this is the kind of speed i bring to the octagon

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
I don't know why but the moderation staff seems to be somehow... bad/ at times.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I'm going to be upset if this doesn't end in a pornographic video.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

a starwar betamax posted:

see, this is the kind of speed i bring to the octagon

if i can bh, u didn't look too good today. mayb do the jumprope outside tomorrow, and jump into a tree, which is mandated by The SAF Fight Commission before any future 'match'.

i have to back sml though, so good luck betting all the money for 'charity on u buddy!

:siren: SML AND HIS SUPPORTERS DON'T READ THE SPOILER, IT IS A SICK DISS ON ASWBM, BUT DONT WASTE YOURE TIME, LOL, HE IS PAST HIS PRIME, BET ON SML LIKE I AM! :siren:

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

a starwar betamax posted:

i didnt much cotton to your accent boy. where you realy from

North Dallas suburbs, went to high school with transplants from the Midwest, California, and Mexicans with some Asians mixed in too.

My whole family lives in the urban/suburban parts of texas.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

texaholic posted:

North Dallas suburbs, went to high school with transplants from the Midwest, California, and Mexicans with some Asians mixed in too.

My whole family lives in the urban/suburban parts of texas.

I'm unironically really disappointed in your accent.

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
super pisses me off when dallas dickheads claim to be texans

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