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Kazvall

I'M SO OLD AM I RITE

NASA has spent millions trying to combine boxed wine with a spacesuit. A breakthrough is made. Tom the Janitor, a mysterious figure at the plant, works late into the night on his project.

Franzia is removed from the boxes and left exposed in the plastic pouch. It is then attached to the inside of the lining. The SpaceStillSuit is born! Able to cleanse the urine and turn it back into precious red from a simple pumping system.

No longer would the effects of spacemadness harm our hero JOHN GLENN. He could now embark on his sole mission to save humanity from the Grape Snuffers.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




11 years is a long time to wait, though

Kazvall

I'M SO OLD AM I RITE



I loving love wine, John.

bog pixie



actually the year is 2014

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:



Ectral posted:

actually the year is 2014

Nosfereefer



Ectral posted:

actually the year is 2014

tao of lmao



Ectral posted:

actually the year is 2008

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:




:wth:

Kazvall

I'M SO OLD AM I RITE

Might as well still be 1999 in my mind.

ASAPRockySituation



Kazvall posted:

Might as well still be 1999 in my mind.

Party boy huh

pig slut lisa

irl is good




it is april 20th 1969 and i'm posting on arpanet

Kazvall

I'M SO OLD AM I RITE


I took a blow to the head and I cannot form new memories.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Kazvall posted:

I took a blow to the head and I cannot form new memories.

sid?

Kazvall

I'M SO OLD AM I RITE


I wasn't aware he had this problem. Not that I'd remember.

WindmillSlayer



Kazvall posted:

I wasn't aware he had this problem. Not that I'd remember.

a horse broke his face

Chum Scandal



Ectral posted:

actually the year is 2014

Theglavwen

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Anyone notice yet that the OP got the date wrong?

Not by a lot though. Could have been a lot worse. Good effort OP!

Kazvall

I'M SO OLD AM I RITE

WindmillSlayer posted:

a horse broke his face

my Halloween costume

Nosfereefer



Theglavwen posted:

Anyone notice yet that the OP got the date wrong?

Not by a lot though. Could have been a lot worse. Good effort OP!

hey, we¨re trying to keep a friendly open environment here in byob, dont point out things like that man

Theglavwen

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Nosfereefer posted:

hey, we¨re trying to keep a friendly open environment here in byob, dont point out things like that man

poo poo.

Sorry.

poo poo.

Chum Scandal



Kazvall posted:

I took a blow to the head and I cannot form new memories.

this but unironically

Gentwise
Gentwise Bankfourthe, Esquire.

Svedka is the second most popular vodka in the world... when they roll out their violent 8 year plan to secure the top.

FluffieDuckie



it's a good thread newbie. don't let the date nazi get you down :glomp:

Kazvall

I'M SO OLD AM I RITE

The year is 2014. Space madness has taken hold of JOHN GLENN's immortal soul. Briefly exposed to SPACE RAYS while out drinking on the moon, JOHN was gifted with eternal life. His mind, however, reflected the abyss of his soul. The only known cure for such ennui, boxed Franzia, had run out long ago; stolen from JOHNs solitary space hovel. Convinced he had become a squirrel, JOHN searched the moon for moon rocks, hiding them and cataloging their position. How long would our HERO toil away his sanity? Would he learn that the horrid Grape Snuffers were on their way? Find out in the next exciting issue of GODSPEED JOHN GLENN!

Theglavwen

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Now we're blasting off for adventure!

A Tin Of Beans



i like this thread

i am he



Gentwise posted:

Svedka is the second most popular vodka in the world... when they roll out their violent 8 year plan to secure the top.

lol

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN


A Tin Of Beans posted:

i like this thread

its meta as f*ck

Chum Scandal



Gentwise posted:

Svedka is the second most popular vodka in the world... when they roll out their violent 8 year plan to secure the top.

is that the poo poo that's so close to the floor in the liquor store i can't bend over far enough to pick it up?

like $7 a bottle?

nigga please i'd rather drink the windshield wiping fluid out of my car first.

tao of lmao



The year is 2005 and the TV game is about to change with the premiere of Prison Break.

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Noctis Horrendae


The year is 1939, and six million Jews are about to die over the course of the next few years.

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