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NASA has spent millions trying to combine boxed wine with a spacesuit. A breakthrough is made. Tom the Janitor, a mysterious figure at the plant, works late into the night on his project.
Franzia is removed from the boxes and left exposed in the plastic pouch. It is then attached to the inside of the lining. The SpaceStillSuit is born! Able to cleanse the urine and turn it back into precious red from a simple pumping system.
No longer would the effects of spacemadness harm our hero JOHN GLENN. He could now embark on his sole mission to save humanity from the Grape Snuffers.
GODSPEED JOHN GLENN.
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I loving love wine, John.
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Oct 25, 2014 19:20
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actually the year is 2014
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Oct 25, 2014 19:41
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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actually the year is 2014
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Oct 25, 2014 20:51
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- tao of lmao
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actually the year is 2008
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Oct 25, 2014 20:53
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Might as well still be 1999 in my mind.
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Oct 25, 2014 20:55
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Might as well still be 1999 in my mind.
Party boy huh
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Oct 25, 2014 20:55
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I took a blow to the head and I cannot form new memories.
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Oct 25, 2014 20:57
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I wasn't aware he had this problem. Not that I'd remember.
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Oct 25, 2014 21:12
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I wasn't aware he had this problem. Not that I'd remember.
a horse broke his face
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Oct 25, 2014 21:13
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actually the year is 2014
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Oct 25, 2014 21:17
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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Anyone notice yet that the OP got the date wrong?
Not by a lot though. Could have been a lot worse. Good effort OP!
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Oct 25, 2014 21:25
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my Halloween costume
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Oct 25, 2014 21:31
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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Anyone notice yet that the OP got the date wrong?
Not by a lot though. Could have been a lot worse. Good effort OP!
hey, we¨re trying to keep a friendly open environment here in byob, dont point out things like that man
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Oct 25, 2014 21:45
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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hey, we¨re trying to keep a friendly open environment here in byob, dont point out things like that man
poo poo.
Sorry.
poo poo.
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Oct 25, 2014 22:11
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I took a blow to the head and I cannot form new memories.
this but unironically
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Oct 25, 2014 22:58
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Gentwise Bankfourthe, Esquire.
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Svedka is the second most popular vodka in the world... when they roll out their violent 8 year plan to secure the top.
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it's a good thread newbie. don't let the date nazi get you down 
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Oct 25, 2014 23:13
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The year is 2014. Space madness has taken hold of JOHN GLENN's immortal soul. Briefly exposed to SPACE RAYS while out drinking on the moon, JOHN was gifted with eternal life. His mind, however, reflected the abyss of his soul. The only known cure for such ennui, boxed Franzia, had run out long ago; stolen from JOHNs solitary space hovel. Convinced he had become a squirrel, JOHN searched the moon for moon rocks, hiding them and cataloging their position. How long would our HERO toil away his sanity? Would he learn that the horrid Grape Snuffers were on their way? Find out in the next exciting issue of GODSPEED JOHN GLENN!
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Oct 25, 2014 23:25
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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Now we're blasting off for adventure!
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Oct 26, 2014 00:58
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i like this thread
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Oct 26, 2014 00:59
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Svedka is the second most popular vodka in the world... when they roll out their violent 8 year plan to secure the top.
lol
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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its meta as f*ck
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Oct 26, 2014 01:02
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Svedka is the second most popular vodka in the world... when they roll out their violent 8 year plan to secure the top.
is that the poo poo that's so close to the floor in the liquor store i can't bend over far enough to pick it up?
like $7 a bottle?
nigga please i'd rather drink the windshield wiping fluid out of my car first.
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The year is 2005 and the TV game is about to change with the premiere of Prison Break.
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The year is 1939, and six million Jews are about to die over the course of the next few years.
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