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robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio




twistedmentat posted:

If Ricky Spanish was real, he would have been in Trumps cabinet.


We really can't rule out Steve Bannon being a persona...

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Ricky Spanish doesn't deserve that, robot.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

What's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?



Don Jr has been a Roger personality all along.

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!


Oven Wrangler

Getting sniz on the reg

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."


ONE YEAR LATER posted:

Getting sniz on the reg

Stop saying that!

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005



You came back from Jewish Camp?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

twistedmentat posted:

Don Jr has been a Roger personality all along.

Don Jricky spanish...

shame on an IGA posted:

You came back from Jewish Camp?

I hated myself for laughing at this joke. Definitely going to hell for that one.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

Z is the new C

What? You don't know why the Americans and Germans were fighting in WW2?

...


Nobody knows

TheDiceMustRoll
Jul 23, 2018


drrockso20 posted:

Don't forget taking bites out of them

that episode makes me sad, because neckbeard steve...I have known many neckbeard steves, especially calling their mom a stupid bitch, screaming for snacks....

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


TheDiceMustRoll posted:

that episode makes me sad, because neckbeard steve...I have known many neckbeard steves, especially calling their mom a stupid bitch, screaming for snacks....

!

But wouldn't saying that to your mother affect... the dynamic?

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine


TheDiceMustRoll posted:

that episode makes me sad, because neckbeard steve...I have known many neckbeard steves, especially calling their mom a stupid bitch, screaming for snacks....

I'll admit I'm a pretty pathetic NEET in real life but I could never treat my mom that way, and it just amazes me how someone can be that lovely to their own mother, like it just makes no sense to me

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.



drrockso20 posted:

I'll admit I'm a pretty pathetic NEET in real life but I could never treat my mom that way, and it just amazes me how someone can be that lovely to their own mother, like it just makes no sense to me

Usually someone's done the initial breaking of the mother's spirit and the rear end in a top hat "kid" is just following through since nothing is stopping them

it's quite a heartbreaking dynamic and I've encountered it a lot too

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




When will i see rogu's ska band

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

When I was growing up, my favorite uncle was basically neckbeard Steve without the mean streak and my grandmother was Francine. My uncle played video games all day while eating massive amounts of pancreas-shrivelingly sugary cereal out of tupperware, while my grandmother waited on him hand & foot, and he didn't get a job until he was like 30. The funny thing is that my grandmother also has a Francine-esque personality and past.

drrockso20 posted:

I'll admit I'm a pretty pathetic NEET in real life but I could never treat my mom that way, and it just amazes me how someone can be that lovely to their own mother, like it just makes no sense to me

SHUT! UP! MOM! GET! ME! CHIPS!

*fart*

*zzzzzz*

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

What's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?



I love how neckbeard Steve says "...secret lover"

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine


YeahTubaMike posted:

When I was growing up, my favorite uncle was basically neckbeard Steve without the mean streak and my grandmother was Francine. My uncle played video games all day while eating massive amounts of pancreas-shrivelingly sugary cereal out of tupperware, while my grandmother waited on him hand & foot, and he didn't get a job until he was like 30. The funny thing is that my grandmother also has a Francine-esque personality and past.


SHUT! UP! MOM! GET! ME! CHIPS!

*fart*

*zzzzzz*

Now you're making me feel guilty as poo poo for not having gotten a job till I was 27 and that lasted only a couple months and then went without finding another one till last year and that one only lasted about 2 weeks(whoever invented online job applications has a seat in hell waiting for them, it makes job hunting an absolute nightmare)

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

Brush your teeth.


drrockso20 posted:

Now you're making me feel guilty as poo poo for not having gotten a job till I was 27 and that lasted only a couple months and then went without finding another one till last year and that one only lasted about 2 weeks(whoever invented online job applications has a seat in hell waiting for them, it makes job hunting an absolute nightmare)

Why would you feel guilty about it? Our generation got absolutely poo poo upon by the GFC, loads and loads of first rate people have fallen through the cracks. The job market is a nightmare, casualisation is ruining everything, it's all absolutely hosed.

Don't ever blame yourself. It's not just you it's happened to and it's not your fault

EDIT oh and also there's nothing inherently moral or laudable about employment, don't let the protestant work ethic gently caress you up

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

Yay




drrockso20 posted:

Now you're making me feel guilty as poo poo for not having gotten a job till I was 27 and that lasted only a couple months and then went without finding another one till last year and that one only lasted about 2 weeks(whoever invented online job applications has a seat in hell waiting for them, it makes job hunting an absolute nightmare)

There's nothing shameful about unemployment, as long as you don't verbally abuse your mom and/or develop a strange sexual relationship with a couch. Just treat your mom right, bath regularly, and don't torture and kill cats.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

drrockso20 posted:

Now you're making me feel guilty as poo poo for not having gotten a job till I was 27 and that lasted only a couple months and then went without finding another one till last year and that one only lasted about 2 weeks(whoever invented online job applications has a seat in hell waiting for them, it makes job hunting an absolute nightmare)

No, please don't feel guilty! I didn't mean to disparage my uncle OR you. I was just telling you what I observed of my uncle's life, which was my grandmother's fault for stunting his personal growth so severely by enabling him. His personal growth didn't have anything to do with his employment status; what I really meant to say is that he didn't start making any efforts toward any kind of progress -- with employment (in my view, anyway) as a stepping stone toward independence/adulthood -- until he was around 30.

The job market has been turbo-hosed for at least my entire adult life, and my uncle is only 12 years older than me. Unemployment is nothing to be ashamed of, no matter what any Boomer/gen-X-er says -- poo poo is hard.

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Just treat your mom right, bath regularly, and don't torture and kill cats.

This would make much better wall decor than "live, laugh, love".

edit: why must I kill the thread every time I post?

YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Feb 27, 2021

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




If I ever stop laughing at Stan yelling about store-brand applesauce in Steve's voice in the ventilation system of the Shark's Nest please help me I've lost my soul

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Just rewatching Top of the Steve and I love the retooling they do at the end where Steve is written out by "masturbating to death."

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Is that a real thing?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.



I imagined dehydration and acute exhaustion being the "true" causes of death

...perhaps infection as well...

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeeey




I've never heard of anybody masturbating themselves to death. But stranger things have happened.

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


Kwyndig posted:

I've never heard of anybody masturbating themselves to death. But stranger things have happened.

And I read this in Roger's voice and it just sounds very much like it could be a line from the show.

Like I'm picturing him as Dr. Penguin talking to Francine while he's saying it. It's so vivid.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine


Brawnfire posted:

I imagined dehydration and acute exhaustion being the "true" causes of death

...perhaps infection as well...

Knowing this show it would probably be from doing it so hard he tears it off and bleeds to death or some other thing that would be both incredibly disturbing to watch but also impressively animated so you can't turn your eyes away from it

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


What episode do they go to the desert business and there's pollution or something

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."


Milo and POTUS posted:

What episode do they go to the desert business and there's pollution or something

The Future is Borax?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


I don't think so. I think there's fountains but it turns out they're polluted. God I wonder if it's some other show

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




I think hes talking about Kiss Kiss Cam Cam where the B-Plot is that Roger was elected to the Nevada state legislature to clean up a toxic waste dump in a small desert town contaminating the water but stopped when he learned legislators don't get free alcohol at casinos.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

I think hes talking about Kiss Kiss Cam Cam where the B-Plot is that Roger was elected to the Nevada state legislature to clean up a toxic waste dump in a small desert town contaminating the water but stopped when he learned legislators don't get free alcohol at casinos.

Yes! Yes!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.



Haha I loved that, something like "they're not going to just be dumping toxic waste in the open..." or something and then there's a Bellagio fountain of toxic waste

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.




Gotta love that Nevada razzle-dazzle!

Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Shedding those useless arms and legs to go EVEN FASTER!



I should have seen this coming. Because I'm the CEO of Tetradual.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


That episode also has the great exchange about Francine's love for the axis powers

e: wat episode had the roger reaching down at the north pole and instantly popped up or something. Maybe it was some other show

Milo and POTUS fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Mar 7, 2021

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!


Oven Wrangler

I believe it's Minstrel Krampus when Stan and Roger go to Santa to get him to help them rescue Steve.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

Yay




Milo and POTUS posted:

That episode also has the great exchange about Francine's love for the axis powers

e: wat episode had the roger reaching down at the north pole and instantly popped up or something. Maybe it was some other show


ONE YEAR LATER posted:

I believe it's Minstrel Krampus when Stan and Roger go to Santa to get him to help them rescue Steve.

You're right, it's Minstrel Krampus

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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




He. Did it. He got this stadium hornier than I could have ever imagined.

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