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Fargield
Sep 27, 2008
I don't mind the blood and gore so much has the sexual themes... so how bad is it? is there a way to turn down the mature content? my son is 14 btw

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Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Fargield posted:

I don't mind the blood and gore so much has the sexual themes... so how bad is it? is there a way to turn down the mature content? my son is 14 btw

nothing will stop your 14 yo boy from seeing boobies

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Your son is 14 and never played Skyrim *calls child protective services*

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Your son is 14 and never played Skyrim *calls child protective services*

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip
get right in your sons face, nose to nose, and scream at the top of your lungs "FUS RO DAH" make him a man . shout at the younglings face

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip
You must punish the child of legend with Unrelenting Force

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Kewpuh posted:

get right in your sons face, nose to nose, and scream at the top of your lungs "FUS RO DAH" make him a man . shout at the younglings face

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Your son is 14 and never played Skyrim *calls child protective services*

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

you have a son? are you even a gamer

Chill Penguin
Jan 10, 2004

you know korky buchek?

Fargield posted:

I don't mind the blood and gore so much has the sexual themes...

typical amerifag spotted

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Bobnumerotres posted:

you have a son? are you even a gamer

who else would you pass down your collection to? the neighborhood thrift store? methinks not.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

son, it's time we had a talk. about skyrim.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Give him Morrowind

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Lamebot posted:

who else would you pass down your collection to? the neighborhood thrift store? methinks not.

"My son, one day this will all be yours" *sweeps hand over Steam Library*

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
Your son has to learn about both game modding and giant glistening plastic tits at some point, so why not kill 2 birds with one stone?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

boy, now i told you what i'd do if i ever saw any skooma in your inventory.

Xexre
Jan 26, 2010

Elder Brother, you're so dreamy
:allears:

kill all redguards

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
Make sure you add the nexus to your web restriction settings

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I remember when I was 14, there was a hilarious thread about this videogame called "True Love" in GBS so I played that.

Kobold eBooks
Mar 5, 2007

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.

Fargield posted:

I don't mind the blood and gore so much has the sexual themes... so how bad is it? is there a way to turn down the mature content? my son is 14 btw

buy him Bayonetta 2

its on WiiU so its a perfectly acceptable game for 14 year old children

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014
When I was 14 I had seen more boobies and gore than most adults should ever have seen.

Let the kid play whatever you think he's mature enough to handle.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

i was like 8 when i started playing diablo 2 which featured a lot of gore. i also think i had southpark and turok and such for the n64. the earlier a kid gets to take out their aggressions in a video game the better

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Mach2 posted:

When I was 14 I had seen more boobies and gore than most adults should ever have seen.

Let the kid play whatever you think he's mature enough to handle.

You're an enormous human being, so this isn't very convincing.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Your son is 14 and never played Skyrim *calls child protective services*

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

help guys my pubescent son wants to play a game that will blow his tiny developing gamer mind but im worried about the MATURE THEMES *is a retarded fucktad and a terrible father*

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.

Fargield posted:

I don't mind the blood and gore so much has the sexual themes...

^ this is whats wrong with america today fyi

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
hasnt that been whats wrong with america for like centuries

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
it's true that elder scrolls (particularly skyrim) is too violent but its also irrelevant, because violence is at the heart of the whole exercise and it's simply a question of honesty

really most products of mainstream american culture for the past century aren't suitable for kids

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Average Bear posted:

Give him Morrowind

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Liquid Penguins posted:

Make sure you add the nexus to your web restriction settings

also this

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
Just do it OP. I played Daggerfall when I was a kid and that had exposed boobies and penises. What's the worst that could happen.

give me thread
Dec 29, 2008
OP your son is gay

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
Actually, just let your son play good games like tetris and bible adventures.

Fredrik1 fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Oct 28, 2014

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Kylra posted:

Just do it OP. I played Daggerfall when I was a kid and that had exposed boobies and penises. What's the worst that could happen.

you poor bastard

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
Your kid's already seen loads of weird poo poo online and liked it, OP.

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

Kylra posted:

Just do it OP. I played Daggerfall when I was a kid and that had exposed boobies and penises. What's the worst that could happen.

He could become an SA poster.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
There's a lot of rape in Skyrim which was unexpected and people will come right out and tell you, "Yeah I was kidnapped by bandits and raped which is why I named myself after a jewel (?)" or, "Yeah, my whole family worships the God of Rape and we all became vampires in a Rape Ritual that I didn't want to do but I love being a vampire and won't turn back, Mr. Vampire hunter we're in fact best friends." So uh, if you're okay with that kinda stuff go wild.

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
loving dawnguard

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
I guess I never noticed it that much because I never played the rape DLC.

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give me thread
Dec 29, 2008
How is rape "mature content"?

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