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http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/oct/30/michael-bay-to-direct-drama-killing-of-us-ambassador-in-benghaziquote:13 Hours is titled after Mitchell Zuckoff’s book Thirteen Hours: A Firsthand Account of What Really Happened in Benghazi, which details the assault by local insurgents on 11 Sept, 2012, the anniversary of 9/11. The initial attack left US ambassador J Christopher Stevens and diplomat Sean Smith dead, with a second assault on a separate CIA compound one mile away later killing two CIA contractors, Tyrone S Woods and Glen Doherty. First off, ![]() Second, will the CIA front known as goonfleet be mentioned or will this movie not be an accurate telling of what happened that night? Lastly, what actor do you think should play the role of Sean Smith? Personally I think Jason Statham would be a good choice. ![]() ![]()
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whos gonna play ben ghazi
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LOL ISIS gonna love watching this
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thandie newton tapped to play the laughable Xhosa girl Nongqawuse
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they should have Dwayne Johnson play Caro who gets trained by a group of militia and saves vilerat
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i actually went "ugh" irl
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paranoid randroid posted:thandie newton tapped to play the laughable Xhosa girl Nongqawuse gently caress you for making me laugh ![]()
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although I sincerely hope there is a long scene where jason statham is engineering a coup , with like 9 chat boxes up trying to pit everybody against each other. then another hour of warp DRive Active to get to the destination then 30 minutes of watching a red bar get to the third red bar and a small blue flash, and he sits back with his hands resting on the back of his head smiling
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Spanish Manlove posted:they should have Dwayne Johnson play Caro who gets trained by a group of militia and saves vilerat Same, but Shia LaBeouf instead of Dwayne Johnson. End scene of the movie is Caro calling his mother to say goodbye, phone hangs while the person on the other line tells him in a worried voice to be careful and they'll see him when they get home. ~fin~
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lmao the only sad thing vilerat isn't around to see this. i think he'd laugh himself to death if he was still alive. rip. i suppose being immortalized as a character in a michael bay movie and being a major political boogeyman used by republicans ain't too bad a legacy to leave behind
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Here's hoping vilerat gets to gun down about 20 bad guys before going down in a heroic explosion, after which a bald eagle descends from the airspace of Iceland to take his body back to 0.0
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this is gonna own
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Xaris posted:lmao his ghost will prob like it
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Parallax Scroll posted:his ghost will prob like it ![]() goon project successful.
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I hope there is a part where a black actor in a suit is sitting in some sort of oblong rounded room. It should be very dark, at the end of the movie where everyone who is died will be dead, and he opens up a manila folder and says to someone you can't see "Are they dead?" "Yes sir" "All of them?" "All the ones on your list, sir" "Good" and then an explosion sound with BASED ON A TRUE STORY suddenly filling the whole screen then credits. Hopefully the dumbest in the country will literally take up arms against the government, get killed, and then our average IQ would rise.
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Release date October (Surprise) 2016.
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whose gonna play evilweasel
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I've never seen a michael bay movie, am i missing anything
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should release on 9/11
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1gnoirents posted:I hope there is a part where a black actor in a suit is sitting in some sort of oblong rounded room. It should be very dark, at the end of the movie where everyone who is died will be dead, and he opens up a manila folder and says to someone you can't see Obama had Vilerat killed because goons scammed him in Eve. Obama is just enough of a nerd to play that game.
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but yeah jason statham is the obv choice
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paranoid randroid posted:thandie newton tapped to play the laughable Xhosa girl Nongqawuse
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gonna lol hard when the movie uses some scenes from that mohammed one to set the scene and inadvertently causes another benghazi
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michael bay was inside me the whoel time
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I hope this is in the movie as well.
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fyodor posted:michael bay was inside me the whoel time
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You know something is played out when Michael Bay is the only person willing to direct a movie based on it, he's pretty much the guy Hollywood gives all the poo poo films that no one else will touch
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he better have this tat. also a scene showing him playing eve
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Yaldabaoth posted:You know something is played out when Michael Bay is the only person willing to direct a movie based on it, he's pretty much the guy Hollywood gives all the poo poo films that no one else will touch idk The Rock, and Pain & Gain were p drat good
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I want to see Vilerat banning for goatse before learning that there's a situation
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Professor Shark posted:I want to see Vilerat banning for goatse before learning that there's a situation he was chatting on eve with goonfleet when the poo poo started lol
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My version is more Michael Bay
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Real talk do y'all think if we got in touch with the production company and asked them nicely they would include some small SA reference in the movie? (RIP Vilerat)
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No that would be super dumb, end real talk
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A Winner is Jew posted:Lastly, what actor do you think should play the role of Sean Smith? ![]() ![]()
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i wonder how michael bay will portray the bald nerd who plays spaceship games and has a dragon tattoo in his movie. he'll probably try to make him look really cool. lol
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