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I'm petting a dog and feeling kind of buzzed, might bump w/ cat later depending on how things go
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Oct 30, 2014 20:21
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Your moms pussy.
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Oct 30, 2014 20:24
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the day before yesterday i got to feed and get slobbered all over by a babby calf. are you jealous (you should be) i made a friend 
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Oct 30, 2014 20:24
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Cow tongues are so soft and their noses are soft too, jelly of calf petting! I will pet a dog and 5 cats later, or the other way around...
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Oct 30, 2014 21:01
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Superconsndar posted:I'm petting a dog and feeling kind of buzzed, might bump w/ cat later depending on how things go I thought you only kept feeder cats, not pet cats
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Oct 30, 2014 21:13
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I was petting my dog but he's an ungreatful dick and walked away.
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Oct 30, 2014 21:15
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Heknocentric Thinker posted:Cow tongues are so soft  babby cow tongues are like sandpaper-coated sandpaper, what sorcery is this
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Oct 30, 2014 21:47
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I am not petting any animals right now which is rare because my cat is a clingy little dude.
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Oct 30, 2014 22:13
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okay now petting a cat
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Oct 30, 2014 22:22
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Waitin for my friends to get here so I can pet their new puppy. (They are real, my friends I mean)
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Oct 30, 2014 22:22
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Just came in from petting ships. Now I'm all greasy.
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Oct 30, 2014 22:36
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I'm petting Amy. What does Amy count as?
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Oct 30, 2014 23:18
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I am petting a cat. she is a good cat!
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Oct 30, 2014 23:19
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I stopped petting the dog, but then it kept asking to go out and I didn't feel like letting it out, so I let it get back on the couch because couch > out and it will stop asking to go out for a while this way. So, petting a dog again here.
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Oct 30, 2014 23:49
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stroking a fart
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Oct 30, 2014 23:53
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I was petting a spotted dog while singing a "petting a Pittle" song at him.
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Oct 30, 2014 23:55
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update: dog just audibly farted, do never ignore a request to go out
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Oct 31, 2014 00:15
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Not currently petting a pet. I am slowly coming to the realization that none of my pets actually love me. A dog keeps slamming a really hard toy on the laminate and I think I am going slowly insane. If you stop hearing from me, assume something Lord of the Flies-esque happened. It's better that way.
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Oct 31, 2014 02:01
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I have to pee but the cat is sleeping on my lap. What to do.
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Oct 31, 2014 02:57
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Fraction posted:
Wow my brain just did a 180 on me. Gonna pretend they're soft on Opposite Day, WTF brain. Noses still soft however, not budging there!
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Oct 31, 2014 03:33
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I am petting my male Dumeril's ground boa right now. His name is Roger. He is a good snek.
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Oct 31, 2014 04:07
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Petting my trouser snake right now.
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Oct 31, 2014 04:09
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RabbitMage posted:Petting my trouser snake right now. omg it's a lil baby 
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Oct 31, 2014 04:17
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Instant Jellyfish posted:Just came in from petting ships. Now I'm all greasy. I like his hair It's cool
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Oct 31, 2014 06:10
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No longer petting my dog- on my way to work. 
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Oct 31, 2014 13:47
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A couple of days ago I was petting my hairdresser's grumpy old mini schnauzer!
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Oct 31, 2014 22:21
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I was petting some chickens a while ago. Crazy thing is, one of them had some poop in its feathers and now my hands smell like poop even though I've washed them and washed them.
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Oct 31, 2014 23:37
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Superconsndar posted:I was petting some chickens a while ago. Crazy thing is, one of them had some poop in its feathers and now my hands smell like poop even though I've washed them and washed them. I put my hand in ferret poop earlier do I win Today I have pet: one lurcher, one staffie, three shelties. Plus my own dogs and ferret and rats I guess.
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Oct 31, 2014 23:45
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I caught an Ellie. She is my captive because she is being a big pissy baby over having put a Halloween shirt on her. I'll take it.
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Nov 1, 2014 00:43
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Giving my corgi some hardcore chin-scratching love while he waits for me to work up the nerve to walk him in borderline freezing temps- A Good Dog
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Nov 1, 2014 17:34
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I am at the dog bar and have completed many successful pets. In order of petting: Miniature Schnauzer, Husky, Beagle, some sort of collie (loves frisbee), different Miniature Schnauzer, terrier mutt, terrier mutt, 2nd Beagle, Labradoodle, Dalmatian, really cool frisbee dog (again), German Shepherd, and currently my Miniature Schnauzer again (second one petted, not first). Update: cattle dog, Rottweiler, basset hound. Miniature Schnauzer moved away to lay in the sun. Oil! fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Nov 1, 2014 |
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Nov 1, 2014 19:52
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Petting a ☼Black Cat☼. All craftcatship is of the shittiest quality.
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Nov 1, 2014 19:57
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Oil! posted:I am at the dog bar and have completed many successful pets. In order of petting: Miniature Schnauzer, Husky, Beagle, some sort of collie (loves frisbee), different Miniature Schnauzer, terrier mutt, terrier mutt, 2nd Beagle, Labradoodle, Dalmatian, really cool frisbee dog (again), German Shepherd, and currently my Miniature Schnauzer again (second one petted, not first).
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Nov 2, 2014 15:57
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Went to a dog fair today and pet a lot of dogges. Favorites include the borzoi that just chilled out with me while I sat down and a three legged ACD that hopped, jiggled and pissed everywhere.
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Nov 3, 2014 05:27
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Today I patted my cat after a 5 day holiday absence and he was so excited he exploded with drool. The end.
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Nov 3, 2014 09:42
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a mouse
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Nov 3, 2014 15:15
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Petting my good luck tiel before this math exam. Also got to pet some Yorkie hybrid puppies at a breeder last week. They had Shorkies, Morkies, all kinds of orkies for your tactile pleasure. Probably going back in December to check out the Porkies (yorkshire-pomeranians) when they're ready for people, their mom was super chill and sweet
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Nov 3, 2014 17:59
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My dogs reek right now so I'm not petting any of them.
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Nov 3, 2014 18:05
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my bird is petting me he's running his beak over the back of my hand and making "ssshhh" sounds
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Nov 3, 2014 18:38
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Scratch-O posted:Petting my good luck tiel before this math exam. hybrid dogs produce double the petting power
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