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You are now ruled by someone with a 98 Cavalier. Tremble, those who have worthwhile cars. You will be made to pay tribute. A very creppy Halloween.
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All cars are sacred, holy creatures
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Oct 31, 2014 15:45
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I had an 01 Cavalier and I once waxed and polished it because I was so proud of it. All cars are our friends, sometimes they just take a little love to bring them out of their shell.
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Oct 31, 2014 15:46
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Worthwile cars? Clearly you haven't seen my Kia.
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Oct 31, 2014 15:55
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I used to drive a mid-80s Cavalier. One time the steering wheel drat near came off the column in my hands while I was driving. My next car, a 1990 Thunderbird with the V6, felt powerful by comparison.
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Oct 31, 2014 16:36
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My ex had a 98 Sunfire, which is basically the same thing. She eventually went on a psycho Christian kick and shut me out of blowjobs, so I broke up with her. I feel like this is adequate payback.
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Oct 31, 2014 16:37
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I like cars so much I bought 57 of them.
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Oct 31, 2014 16:58
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There were a few guys at my high school with lovely modified cavaliers. One even had underglow and random bits of the interior spray painted red (it's always red). I guess in their defense both cars were manuals with the Quad4 engine but, still, eugh.
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Oct 31, 2014 16:59
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We pay tribute to the automotive Gods with our blood, sweat, and tears everytime we work on our cars. For every rusted bolt we free, for every overengineered part we replace, for every proper fix and half-assed repair, we thank the gods for the glory of the internal combustion engine and soon we will be thankful for the quiet terror of torque of the electric motor. We pay tribute so that we may enjoy those fleeting moments behind the wheel, those moments where man and machine become one, the mechanical an extension of ourselves. The automotive Gods are Just, they do not discriminate against those who are pure of heart, from the rustiest hoopty to the most powerful of exotics, if your heart is pure and intentions noble you are accepted in the eyes of the Gods. But there are demons we must watch for, hellaflush and ricer, we must avoid staring into the Vortex lest it swallow us whole. If you've strayed off the path you need not fear eternal damnation, repentance is possible in the eyes of the Gods. We revel in the thought of taking an old beaten and forgotten miserable car and showering it in love so that it may raise itself from the oxide reborn as the mighty turbo phoenix. And we lust after giant offroad diesels, and carbonfiber beauties that want to kill. Whatever your perversion you'll find others who share it. This has become a sacred place, AI, for grearheads on all walks to enjoy and share their experiences in the light of the true gods. For us to show our own tributes to the gods. So do tell, false mod of AI, for what are we paying you tribute?
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Oct 31, 2014 17:00
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I offer up to the altar of blood these four leaky struts and warped rotors that I may be saved.
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Oct 31, 2014 17:48
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My offering is that of an old Volvo B230, finally struck down after 320k miles of loyal service, so that my other projects might live again.
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Oct 31, 2014 18:03
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I have a 96 Ranger with Batman logos. 
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Oct 31, 2014 18:11
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OFFICER 13 INCH posted:CHAOS REIGNS I need to know how our new moderator feels about stance/scene cars ITS A LIFESTYLE YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND ART ETC or THIS IS DUMB poo poo AND YOU PURPOSELY RUINED YOUR CAR K thx
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Oct 31, 2014 19:19
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Bajaha posted:We pay tribute to the automotive Gods with our blood, sweat, and tears everytime we work on our cars. For every rusted bolt we free, for every overengineered part we replace, for every proper fix and half-assed repair, we thank the gods for the glory of the internal combustion engine and soon we will be thankful for the quiet terror of torque of the electric motor. We pay tribute so that we may enjoy those fleeting moments behind the wheel, those moments where man and machine become one, the mechanical an extension of ourselves. Yeah what he said
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If u light a candle in the bathroom at night n say Maserati 5 times while lookin in the mirror u will wake up AND UR CAR WILL BE AN EX RENTAL OUT OF WARRANTY BITURBO
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Oct 31, 2014 19:57
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OFFICER 13 INCH posted:If u light a candle in the bathroom at night n say Maserati 5 times while lookin in the mirror u will wake up AND UR CAR WILL BE AN EX RENTAL OUT OF WARRANTY BITURBO That's a crazy story and it's not even all that scary because there is no way a Biturbo came with a warranty. e: oh my god i tried it and my ignition switch turned into one from a cobalt
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Sanford and Sons crew represent  6 $500 cars > 1 $3000 car.I've already paid my tribute by allowing stray cats to live in my basement and living room.
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Oct 31, 2014 20:29
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IOwnCalculus is my mechanic; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down sick donuts in empty parking lots: he leadeth me beside the quarter mile drags. He restoreth my S2000: he leadeth me in the paths of Senna for his name's sake. Yea, though I drive through the valley of the shadow of CreppyMonkey, I will fear no evil, for IOwnCalculus art with me; thy rod and thy crankshaft they comfort me. Thou preparest an SBC before me in the presence of weird Pet Island moderators: thou anointest its head with oil; its crankcase runneth over. Surely fastness and reliability shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the subforum of IOwnCalculus for ever. Amen.
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kastein posted:Sanford and Sons crew represent My bicycle cost more than most of my cars. My tribute was putting 20,000 miles on a yugo. and doing 100mph in it. E: VVVVV I'm innocent. 
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"WELCOME TO MY REIGN OF TERROR" Psssshhh.. You obviously have no clue what CSB is capable of.. 
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Slow is Fast posted:I need to know how our new moderator feels about stance/scene cars
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cursedshitbox posted:My tribute was putting 20,000 miles on a yugo. while praiseworthy, technically pushing a yugo off a cliff does not count as "doing 100mph"
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CreppyMonkey posted:while praiseworthy, technically pushing a yugo off a cliff does not count as "doing 100mph" I like your style kid, you've got moxie.
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CreppyMonkey posted:Tremble, those who have worthwhile cars. Welp, looks like I don't have to worry.
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Why buy wide-rear end tyres and then only have half of them contact the road. Just buy tires that are half as wide, nerd.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGsDB5n0RF8&t=5s
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ShittyPostmakerPro posted:Why buy wide-rear end tyres and then only have half of them contact the road. Just buy tires that are half as wide, nerd. But hey at least this way, when you go to rotate your tires you can just flip them around on the wheels and it's like new tires all over again.
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Oct 31, 2014 23:56
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CreppyMonkey posted:while praiseworthy, technically pushing a yugo off a cliff does not count as "doing 100mph" I want to double the resale value of my Yugo. Any suggestions?
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Oct 31, 2014 23:59
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Steal about fifty pounds of copper pipes from a construction site and put them in the trunk.
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Safety Dance posted:Steal about five pounds of copper pipes from a construction site and put them in the trunk. Fixed that for you.
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Are you doing anything special for us bike bros?
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Chichevache posted:Are you doing anything special for us bike bros? yes, mostly not checking my mirror when turning
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CreppyMonkey posted:yes, mostly not checking my mirror when turning That's only funny until it happens to your father and he spends weeks in a coma.
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CreppyMonkey posted:yes, mostly not checking my mirror when turning 
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th vwls hv scpd posted:That's only funny until it happens to your father and he spends weeks in a coma. Yeah then it's loving hilarious (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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oh hey i guess my buttons work
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CreppyMonkey posted:oh hey i guess my buttons work You pressed my buttons.
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