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What is your favorite form of sexual congress
Missionary
Doggy style
Cowgirl
Reverse Cowgirl
Slippery Eights
Count Dooku
Other
STFUOP
Reverse Missionary
Please don't use the word Missionary to describe sex
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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Mine is missionary, so I can look at her while she climaxes. I don't trust her because she's faked it several times.

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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Please describe the Count Dooku and I may revise my vote.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
been so long i've forgotten

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Jastiger posted:

Please describe the Count Dooku and I may revise my vote.

It requires a lot of preparation. Firstly you take her out to Mongolian bbq for at least 2 evenings in a row. Then you have to persuade her to

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

syscall girl posted:

It requires a lot of preparation. Firstly you take her out to Mongolian bbq for at least 2 evenings in a row. Then you have to persuade her to

search your cervix, you know it to be true....

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
Lotus is the best because you can have a nice hug and kiss at the same time :3:

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
the most popular one involves not seeing ur partners face...we truly are just monkeys that wanna screw

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
i like doggystyle

both ways :mrgw:

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

The Oblong Frenchman

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
everything from moon over june (it's on the goon-run comic website SLIPSHINE, can't miss it!)

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
My favorite sexual position is your mom

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Excuse me but you forgot to put "drilling a gloryhole through your own bathroom wall" on the list.

rich thick and creamy
May 23, 2005

To whip it, Whip it good
Pillbug
Panning for Gold in the Baboon's Lemonade Stand

kenny powerzzz
Jan 20, 2010
Deep kneebends in the cucumber patch.

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.
Drop Inverted 360 Cowgirl

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
Boston Strangler

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

My favorite sex position where the woman is touching my penis haha am i right? !?!

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

the fisty missionary

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

NotAnArtist posted:

My favorite sex position where the woman is touching my penis haha am i right? !?!

I don't understand how the woman can reach your penis while you're hiding in the closet. Otherwise yeah the penis touch is very nice.

Through The Decade
Mar 3, 2010

BANANA?!?!?

The alligator fuckhouse.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Italian Chandelier.

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Speed bump

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
other

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
>aids cum<

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
Cowgirl cause I have a bad back and like to look at boobs

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011

Chastity.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Sasha aint ratchet posted:

Cowgirl cause I have a bad back and like to look at boobs

:hfive:

PureRok
Mar 27, 2010

Good as new.
Whatever vertical (standing) spooning is.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Whats the name of the position where you do her doggy in front of a window, tag one of your buds in when she's not noticing, and then get dressed and walk in front of the window nonchalantly

Winkle-Daddy
Mar 10, 2007
Any position I can "accidentally" (unless you liked it) put it in the butt. So mostly spooning, I guess?

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Hurricanrana

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Four-G inverted negative dive, where my T-5 partner is dressed up in her sexy MiG-28 costume.

Copper For Lyfe
Jun 1, 2011

No Such Thing posted:

Whats the name of the position where you do her doggy in front of a window, tag one of your buds in when she's not noticing, and then get dressed and walk in front of the window nonchalantly

Thats the Harry Houdini.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

No 'all of the above in one session' option. A bad poll.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

No 'all of the above in one session' option. A bad poll.

It was my first time.

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

Picnic Princess posted:

No 'all of the above in one session' option. A bad poll.

I thought that's the standard. :confused:

You gotta pick which one of those felt the best physically + mentally.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


reverse cowgirl for the win

Dr. MonkeyThunder
Sep 21, 2005

All is, if i have grace to use it so...
As long as we're still facing each other it's missionary, right? Even if she's air-born?

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

china bot posted:

Boston Strangler

for real I once hooked up with a dude from Boston and it was pretty excellent until he tried talking dirty and whispering, and I couldn't understand a word, and I couldn't really ask him to speak up because his housemate was downstairs, so I had to be like "er, yeah, that's, er, that sounds good" the whole time

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


in reverse missionary she lies on her stomach with spread legs or is it just switched and she thrusts herself on the dick while i lay on my back or what

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