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Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

op if you want to watch japan cartoons but dont want any of those pesky "girls" ruining your experience, theres a show called Yaoi that you should check out. im too lazy to post any good stills but just google it, you wont be disappointed.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Fucknag posted:

op if you want to watch japan cartoons but dont want any of those pesky "girls" ruining your experience, theres a show called Yaoi that you should check out. im too lazy to post any good stills but just google it, you wont be disappointed.

I don't know if you meant it this way, but this post comes across as you being bitter about people acknowledging the fact that anime has a lot of sexualized children.

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

Gaunab posted:

I don't know if you meant it this way, but this post comes across as you being bitter about people acknowledging the fact that anime has a lot of sexualized children.

It's an ironicpost.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi

Catalina
May 20, 2008



Gamma Nerd posted:

Nah it was specifically about the nightmare that is having a job in Japan. No idea what thread I found it in though. I think it could have been Senran Kagura but that thread is loving long so I don't want to search it all.

I'm pretty sure it's from the Tokimeki Memorial Let's Play thread!

vibratingsheep posted:

Why are the Japanese so obsessed with high school, anyway?

To understand why so much Japanese media obsesses over high school life, you have to understand how Japanese society worked in the '90s. In general, Japanese companies used a "membership-based" model of employment, which was (and is) unique to Japan. The membership model of employment means that Japanese companies don't hire people to fill specific positions, instead hiring people based on how dedicated to the company they will be. To quote a fascinating article: "Instead of recruiting and hiring workers with specific skills to perform particular work when needed, Japanese companies have generally hired young people en masse immediately upon their graduation from college (or, especially in earlier days, from high school) by taking applications from students before they graduate and attempting to select ones with the latent ability to do any sort of work that the company may assign them."

This means that for most people about to enter the workforce, their actual college education was essentially meaningless unless they went to a trade school; they couldn't really train for a specific field of work because they had no idea what field of work they were going into, they just knew what kind of company they wanted to be hired by. The moment students were accepted into college, their quality of life for the rest of their lives had essentially been decided for them based on the prestige level of the school.

Let that sink in for a moment; imagine a world where your entire working life has already been laid out for you based on your college acceptance letters. Got into UC Berkeley or Oxford? Congratulations, you are guaranteed to be a hot commodity before you've even graduated. Forced to settle for community college? Good luck getting the third-rate jobs, loser.

This meant that for most people, high school was the last time in their lives where they felt like they had any freedom and control over their destinies. This is a big reason why high school life was so romanticized by Japanese culture. Today, while college educations have become a little more specialized to working life, high school still represents the last time in many Japanese people's lives where they can be carefree.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
It's been years since I saw Hellsing but I can't really remember any sexualized kid characters.

Trigun is a decent anime and I don't think there's any weird kid porn thing going on.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Catalina posted:

I'm pretty sure it's from the Tokimeki Memorial Let's Play thread!

Japan's a really hosed up country. :v:

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

Wolfs Rain.

It doesn't have much sexualization at all, some iffy moments but nothing really memorable.

No what it is, is really loving depressing. if you're a dog lover that just makes things worse. Seriously, things start getting really dark as early as episode 3. If you can make it through all 30 episodes without getting depressed, something is wrong with you.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Cracked_Gear posted:

Wolfs Rain.

It doesn't have much sexualization at all, some iffy moments but nothing really memorable.

No what it is, is really loving depressing. if you're a dog lover that just makes things worse. Seriously, things start getting really dark as early as episode 3. If you can make it through all 30 episodes without getting depressed, something is wrong with you.

God I entirely forgot I watched, enjoyed, and got sad about Wolf's Rain.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtWJM25FwU0

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

nutranurse posted:

Japan's a really hosed up country. :v:

It's a matter of perspective. Honey Boo Boo got four seasons after all. :v:


This is also my answer to the OP.

Here's my sales pitch for Cromartie High School.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

It's a matter of perspective. Honey Boo Boo got four seasons after all. :v:

I really can't argue with you on that.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

Catalina posted:

I'm pretty sure it's from the Tokimeki Memorial Let's Play thread!

This is it, thank you :)

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

Catalina posted:

I'm pretty sure it's from the Tokimeki Memorial Let's Play thread!
that's massively depressing

McKilligan
May 13, 2007

Acey Deezy
Well, here's a thing that takes the weird anime sex obsession thing then just keeps on going and alright ok let's see where they're going with this was that a tit missile barrage? alright let's just...

Edit - youtube took it down due to tits. Found an alt.

http://vimeo.com/112545426

McKilligan has a new favorite as of 13:54 on Nov 23, 2014

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Paranoia Agent was awesome but a major plot point was a father setting up a spy camera in her teenage daughters room, so I guess even this fails the OP's test

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011



Everything Satoshi Kon directed was fantastic. :allears:

also servant x service is pretty much parks and rec based in japan. certainly sexualizes women but said woman is definitely an adult.

I Love Annie May
Oct 10, 2012
Boku no Pico is a great experience, and no sexualized little girls to boot.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


McKilligan posted:

Well, here's a thing that takes the weird anime sex obsession thing then just keeps on going and alright ok let's see where they're going with this was that a tit missile barrage? alright let's just...

Edit - youtube took it down due to tits. Found an alt.

http://vimeo.com/112545426

This is your brain on porn drugs. Any questions?


What is this and where can we watch it?

As for recommendations, Space Dandy, Jojo's Bizzare Adventure and Attack on Titan are pretty good once you've gotten into anime, but may be a bit much for someone starting out.

Princess Mononoke, Cowboy Bebop, G Gundam and Azumanga Daioh are also pretty good, and avoid the whole 'Let's make cheesecake for sales!' trap that a lot of others get into.

I Love Annie May posted:

Boku no Pico is a great experience, and no sexualized little girls to boot.

No.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
JoJo is a really cool anime that is not about sexualizing children and everyone should watch it

The Repo Man
Jul 31, 2013

I Remember...

I Love Annie May posted:

Boku no Pico is a great experience, and no sexualized little girls to boot.
I, too, thought this was 4chan.



Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

It's a matter of perspective. Honey Boo Boo got four seasons after all. :v:


This is also my answer to the OP.

Here's my sales pitch for Cromartie High School.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvg6ZP-HTCA


Any way:
Gankutsuou (The Count of Monte Cristo)

BubbleGun Crisis (old and new versions)

Jubei-Chan and the Secret of the Lovely Eye-Patch

Birdy the Mighty: Decode

The Hakkenden

Both Ghost in the Shell movies

Ghost in the Shell 'Stand alone Complex' and season 2 if you like :words:.

Riding Bean

Mobile Suit Gundam: 08th MS Team

Patlabor

Excel Saga if you are into LOL RANDUM.

Mobile Suit Gundam Wing if you want to re-live the good old Toonami days.

Blue Submarine No. 6

Trigun for more early 2000's goodness.

But naw, really, watch Gankutsuou. Even if you've read The Count of Monte Cristo, it's worth it.

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax

FirstAidKite posted:

JoJo is a really cool anime that is not about sexualizing children

well except for that one episode full of 10 year old girl rear end that made me not recommend jojos to people anymore

that was really good, thank you david production, purveyors of fine neptunias

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012
If you like girly romance stories then Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun might be good for you. It's not an actual girly romance story, but...

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
Four pages and no Samurai Champloo? It's twenty-something episodes just of samurais killing the poo poo out of each other, talking about butt stuff, being illiterate, and smoking entire fields of weed. It also features a good soundtrack by a dead guy

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

The Repo Man posted:

But naw, really, watch Gankutsuou. Even if you've read The Count of Monte Cristo, it's worth it.

worth it if you are into excessively pretentious anime

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



akira

kanye west cant be wrong can he

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I was going to say Black Lagoon, but then I forgot the Hansel and Gretel arc :stonk:

FLCL is pretty cool

How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT

The White Dragon posted:

Four pages and no Samurai Champloo? It's twenty-something episodes just of samurais killing the poo poo out of each other, talking about butt stuff, being illiterate, and smoking entire fields of weed. It also features a good soundtrack by a dead guy

Cardinal Ximenez
Oct 25, 2008

"You could call it heroic responsibility, maybe," Harry Potter said. "Not like the usual sort. It means that whatever happens, no matter what, it's always your fault."

achillesforever6 posted:

I was going to say Black Lagoon, but then I forgot the Hansel and Gretel arc :stonk:

FLCL is pretty cool

...the whole show has this puberty metaphor thing going on which is barely even subtext. And all the phallic symbols. And Episode 3.

Which probably disqualifies it from the thread's criteria.

Is it :thejoke:?

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Cardinal Ximenez posted:

...the whole show has this puberty metaphor thing going on which is barely even subtext. And all the phallic symbols. And Episode 3.

Which probably disqualifies it from the thread's criteria.

Is it :thejoke:?

Now do Elfen Lied

Catalina
May 20, 2008



J.A.B.C. posted:

Azumanga Daioh

:crossarms:



Honestly, the female characters are treated with a lot of respect and are a lot of fun to read/watch, but that one teacher character's entire comedy concept is "High School teacher who sexualizes schoolgirls!"

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012
Yeah and he's treated as a giant creep so I don't think that's a knock against Azumanga Daioh

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

HMS Boromir posted:

well except for that one episode full of 10 year old girl rear end that made me not recommend jojos to people anymore

that was really good, thank you david production, purveyors of fine neptunias

Yea that wasnt cool and was in fact pretty bad and thankfully not representative of the series as a whole, unlike these gifs I am about to post.
















Jojo owns

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Catalina posted:

:crossarms:



Honestly, the female characters are treated with a lot of respect and are a lot of fun to read/watch, but that one teacher character's entire comedy concept is "High School teacher who sexualizes schoolgirls!"

I stand corrected, then. That dude is really creepy, and at least he is treated as such.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Um, how about Nichijou?





It's quite violent though.



Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Super Waffle posted:

Paranoia Agent was awesome but a major plot point was a father setting up a spy camera in her teenage daughters room, so I guess even this fails the OP's test

Tokyo Godfathers had this, except its portrayed as horrible as it should be. This is also the best Christmas film of all time. After you watch this go and watch everything else by Satoshi Kon, man was a genius.


Monster, if you liked Hannibal and wished it had more lingering shots of central europe.

Cowboy Bebop, contains one child character, is not sexualised.

Hellsing Ultimate. Do you like dumb, awesome OTT 80s/90s stuff like Fist of the North Star? Watch this.

Sword of the Stranger. Just a metric tonne of samurai assbeatings.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Spuckuk posted:


Monster, if you liked Hannibal and wished it had more lingering shots of central europe.


THANK YOU. Good God, that took forever!
It also features Wilford Brimley:

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

Catalina posted:

:crossarms:



Honestly, the female characters are treated with a lot of respect and are a lot of fun to read/watch, but that one teacher character's entire comedy concept is "High School teacher who sexualizes schoolgirls!"

always thought Kimura looked like a zombie, or a long time meth addict.

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
Polar Bear Cafe. Thank me later

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Jojo massively fails the thread title because it has an episode about an ape trying to rape a little girl. The show is fun, but that episode is loving creepy as hell and I can already tell if I recommend it to anyone, I'm going to have to tell people to skip that ep and hope that when they get around to actually watching it, they'll forgive it.

StrangersInTheNight has a new favorite as of 16:07 on Nov 24, 2014

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J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


StrangersInTheNight posted:

Jojo massively fails the thread title because it has an episode about an ape trying to rape a little girl.

Spuckuk posted:

Tokyo Godfathers had this, except its portrayed as horrible as it should be.

Catalina posted:

Honestly, the female characters are treated with a lot of respect and are a lot of fun to read/watch, but that one teacher character's entire comedy concept is "High School teacher who sexualizes schoolgirls!"


HMS Boromir posted:

well except for that one episode full of 10 year old girl rear end that made me not recommend jojos to people anymore

Super Waffle posted:

Paranoia Agent was awesome but a major plot point was a father setting up a spy camera in her teenage daughters room, so I guess even this fails the OP's test

Hmm...maybe we should make a rule that states "No over-sexualization of young girls that is treated as normal and acceptable", because these are all pretty good choices, and the respective creeps in each one are treated as such instead of bring shown as respectable people.

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