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I rushed home today to be home by 4:30 so I could hand out candy to the trick or treaters and there was a kid in a Spider-Man mask and a Hulk body and I admire his devotion to originality.
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Tim Curry's tambourine is in his hand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6089Z_NgPk
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Nov 1, 2014 00:24
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'a' is the only vowel that isn't on the first line of a qwerty keyboard.
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Nov 1, 2014 02:24
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Oedipus was a real motherfucker.
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Nov 1, 2014 02:59
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The ultimate effort of the human experience is to grasp at the real, to discover and feel something of truth and power and permanence.
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Nov 1, 2014 03:03
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i pooped and it was brown and of moderate size and shape
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Nov 1, 2014 03:07
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Tubedogs are real dogs but tubecats are not real cats. In fact they are more closely related to dogs than cats.
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Nov 1, 2014 03:09
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Cat-snakes are neither cats nor snakes.
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Nov 1, 2014 04:06
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Google is pretty good at finding websites that match my search query.
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I went to take a leak and there was some unflushed detritus from whoever bmed last. The word 'poop flakes' wafted through my head, and I thought it was funny, but I did not have someone nearby where I could organically and appropriately work the phrase 'poop flakes' into a conversation.
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Nov 1, 2014 04:35
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Sailors are considered walking piles of poo poo because have you ever been on a large body of water in a tin can?
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The average rotation time time for a turntable in a microwave is ten seconds. Also microwaves mom could/can turn tricks that fast or something
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I bet there is no correlation with dick size and what people drive. Except for cyclists because they are enormous dicks.
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I've been touching my eyeballs alot ever since I got contacts.
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Nov 1, 2014 17:45
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Your grandmother's mother is your mother's grandmother.
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There's probably someone out there who can read Wingdings.
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Comic Sans is used so often enough that people now take an active dislike to it I've received various office emails, many marked important, typed up in Comic Sans
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Some dogs are brown.
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Nov 1, 2014 18:07
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theironjef posted:Some dogs are brown. Some dogs AREN'T brown. Dogs have color variation!
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Nov 1, 2014 18:23
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Laserjet 4P posted:Your grandmother's mother is your mother's grandmother. On a related note, while men constantly make new sperm, women are born with all the egg they will ever need, so the egg that became you formed inside your grandmother!
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Nov 1, 2014 21:21
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No US seven-digit or ten-digit phone number begins with a 1 or a 0.
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Nov 1, 2014 21:46
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Video games are stupid and a waste of time but I'll never stop playing them. A glass of rum and a glass of rum & coke look exactly the same. Eventually they taste the same. I'm gonna go get paid to poop because weekend shifts are boring.
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Nov 1, 2014 22:08
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Boners sometimes happen at inopportune and embarrassing times.
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Yesterday, busily tearing the shirt off of my Halloween, I realized that expectations and reality rarely meet up. Still got laid though 
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 Just spotted a Saitex X-52 in the Fast and Furious 7 Trailer.
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Even drunk people are very unwilling to get into a physical altercation with a man who is 6'4" with long arms and broad shoulders.
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On the subway last night, I saw somebody carrying a cane, but not using it to walk or get around. I'll die without knowing what she used the cane for.
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Nov 2, 2014 23:26
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The brain named itself.
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Nov 2, 2014 23:28
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 Basically the exact same as my keyboard except mine is blue (Razer Blackwidow.) I noticed that the keys L, R, 7 and J all use the same 90 degree angle just rotated. There's a few others like M, W and 3 using the same too. Tracula has a new favorite as of 00:13 on Nov 3, 2014 |
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A cat with a black back and white stomach is called a tuxedo cat. I know three tuxedo cats.
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Nov 3, 2014 00:12
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The world's just people walking around, going in to rooms and saying things.
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Nov 3, 2014 00:18
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theironjef posted:Some dogs are brown. I understood this reference
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Nov 3, 2014 00:32
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UltraVariant posted:The brain named itself.
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Nov 3, 2014 01:25
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"Usually the team with the most points wins the game!"
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Nov 3, 2014 01:26
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Nothing better than this, guys being dudes
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Nov 3, 2014 01:32
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VendaGoat posted:"Usually the team with the most points wins the game!" In some games, having less points makes you win.
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Tiggum posted:In some games, having less points makes you win. Please do not justify John Madden ITT
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Nov 3, 2014 03:29
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The game terms and position names in rugby are way better than those in American football.
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Lifting weights is good. It's good for you and it makes you feel good.
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