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101 is gay Cav is gay Airborne is gay Army is gay I'm gay inshallah http://youtubedoubler.com/dM96  e; oh i forgit 
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Who the gently caress Thread sucks, so much for fy2015
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Nov 1, 2014 06:10
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same, op
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Nov 1, 2014 07:10
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rip schneider
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Nov 1, 2014 07:33
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Well it's November and time for the record APFT and ahahahaha gently caress you got mine.
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Nov 1, 2014 13:41
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First drill as commander trip report: Had to separate my first sergeant, operations NCO and warrant officer from killing each other after last formation; apparently there was some simmering tension left over from the rear detachment during my deployment. All three are getting counselings for insubordination and unprofessionalism. I don't give a gently caress if you want to yell at each other but don't do it in front of half the loving company.
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Nov 2, 2014 00:24
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calmasahinducow posted:First drill as commander trip report: News flash, there's wars going on somewhere, you dumb human being. Don't counsel, cull. Two sets of stripes and one trans-striper go in.. one new XO comes out. Let's try and win these loving wars this time. Now is not the time to timidly tattle to tired Tops training troops. Grow a pair, make one a man, and win a loving war, Soldier. Comprende'?
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Nov 2, 2014 00:33
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Obama Africanus posted:Comprende'? No. Are you drunk?
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Nov 2, 2014 00:43
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calmasahinducow posted:No. Are you drunk? You must be new here.
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Nov 2, 2014 00:45
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calmasahinducow posted:No. Are you drunk?
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Nov 2, 2014 00:51
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Flikken posted:You must be new here. What's the official drink of the company commander? I have Four Roses, Bailey's Original Flavor, Hennessy Very Special, a bottle of Cabernet, and a bottle of Pinot Noir? In what order do I drink all of these tonight?
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Nov 2, 2014 00:54
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And as to all company commanders I say unto ye, gently caress you and the horse you rode in on.
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Nov 2, 2014 00:55
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Everything but the wine. It's all grape juice to me.
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Nov 2, 2014 00:57
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:And as to all company commanders I say unto ye, gently caress you and the horse you rode in on. Company commanders don't get horses. Field grade officers are called field grade officers because they got horses and they could see the entire field of battle.
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Nov 2, 2014 01:03
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calmasahinducow posted:Company commanders don't get horses. Field grade officers are called field grade officers because they got horses and they could see the entire field of battle. Go sit in your office, sir.
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Nov 2, 2014 01:12
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Go sit in your office, sir.
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Nov 2, 2014 01:19
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Helldump Immunity. posted:rip schneider
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Nov 2, 2014 01:30
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Go sit in your office, sir.
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Nov 2, 2014 01:53
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Go sit in your office, sir.
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Nov 2, 2014 02:00
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Nov 2, 2014 02:01
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That's where the booze is, right?
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Nov 2, 2014 02:03
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Shoulda gone warrant.
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Nov 2, 2014 02:10
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Go sit in your office, sir.
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Nov 2, 2014 02:12
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S'alright man. I went through something like four COs in the same company during my PL-XO time, and I fantasize about strangling all of them.
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Nov 2, 2014 02:16
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What kind of baby back bullshit is this that I can't buy Everclear in New York? All I want is some goddamned apple pie and I'm sure as poo poo not driving all the way down to North Carolina to bum a couple gallons off one of my redneck uncles. gently caress you, New York. gently caress you.
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Nov 2, 2014 02:31
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HelpImARock3 posted:Shoulda gone AWOL.
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Nov 2, 2014 02:35
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I killed the bottle of pinot noir and had a glass of Four Roses. Going to bed. Thank God it's daylight savings time.
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Nov 2, 2014 02:35
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calmasahinducow posted:I killed the bottle of pinot noir and had a glass of Four Roses. Going to bed. Thank God it's daylight savings time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA1q4UpBdfI&t=24s
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Nov 2, 2014 02:40
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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:What kind of baby back bullshit is this that I can't buy Everclear in New York? All I want is some goddamned apple pie and I'm sure as poo poo not driving all the way down to North Carolina to bum a couple gallons off one of my redneck uncles.
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Nov 2, 2014 03:11
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:S'alright man. I went through something like four COs in the same company during my PL-XO time, and I fantasize about strangling all of them. I can't imagine doing this full time and not strangling someone in two months wait no I am not a psycho. Just battalion staff, I can deal with my company.
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Nov 2, 2014 03:36
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White Chocolate posted:I can't imagine doing this full time and not strangling someone in two months wait no I am not a psycho. Just battalion staff, I can deal with my company. Company command is the stupidest thing. The Army has basically neutered their ability to do anything, and has pushed so much bullshit onto their plates that what little decision making authority they do have is sidelined. At this point it's basically just a check box for people who want to reach O5. Except it's not even useful for that anymore in the USAR since they're starting to push O2s into CO spots.
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Nov 2, 2014 04:44
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You know what would solve a lot of the Army's problems? A good, old-fashioned war.
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Spicy Guacamole posted:You know what would solve a lot of the Army's problems? A good, old-fashioned fragging.
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Nov 2, 2014 05:31
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Spicy Guacamole posted:You know what would solve a lot of the Army's problems? A good, old-fashioned war. http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-military-desperate-to-be-handed-just-one-solid,27770/
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[quote="Mustang" post="437123496"] http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-military-desperate-to-be-handed-just-one-solid,27770/ [/As of press time, the Navy had positioned its entire Atlantic fleet along the coast of Portugal and informed the president and Congress it was "ready to go" if given the word.
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God, could you imagine the current Army fighting an actual symmetrical war?
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Nov 2, 2014 15:51
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psydude posted:God, could you imagine the current Army fighting an actual symmetrical war? "Initial reports are a catastrophic 50% casualty rate, 45% of which is attributed to blue on blue incidents."
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:"Initial reports are a catastrophic 50% casualty rate, 45% of which is attributed to blue on blue incidents." Naw, that sad thing is pretty much every else is even worse.
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Jarmak posted:Naw, that sad thing is pretty much every else is even worse. What? I don't even know what you're trying to say here. Like, completely indecipherable
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Pesticide20 posted:What? I don't even know what you're trying to say here. Like, completely indecipherable Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look?
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