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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post your favorite nickname for your genetalia.
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Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
 The plower of OP's mom.

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Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


 Big Poppa Pump

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chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
 "Medium (my name)"

I also named my pistol "Penis 2"

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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


 Ozymandias

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Mantenna Array.

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

 Vlad the Impaler

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B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
The Clam Hammer or Grundle Maker.

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Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica
Vaginal Accessory

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Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Little Jerry Seinfeld.

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Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

UltraVariant posted:

Count Cuck-ula
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Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
Lenny

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Why bother giving vaginas a nickname, they never come when you call them

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
The leaky hair

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Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


 The Abortionist.

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Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

 Fabio

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Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
The Burj Khalifa

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Winkle-Daddy
Mar 10, 2007
 Ryan Reynolds, because "hey, would you let Ryan Reynolds inside you?" Works sometimes.

E: any sexually desirable celebrity works, really.

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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew

facialimpediment posted:

Nixon.

Tricky Dick, I like it :hfive:

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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


 The Mighty

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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
The Penis and Testicles

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Sanford and sons (the sons are my balls)

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

 The poon plugger

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

 The uh............yeah

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Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

 A Wizard's Lizard

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ndPunkOne
Aug 5, 2002

 mushroom cap

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STONE OF MADNESS
Dec 28, 2012

PVTREFACTIO
It's 'genitals' e: /'genitalia'

"I suggest you consult a dick-tionary" - how i normally lead into sex

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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!

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Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Lennie Small

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CaptainViolence
Apr 19, 2006

I'M GONNA GET YOU DUCK

 Truth, Justice, and The American Way

:patriot:

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W424
Oct 21, 2010
 Chester Beniston of Linkin Park.

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