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Wet Bandit
Nov 6, 2005

ITT lets share our injuries. Stupid, planed, pranks, deaths? Sure why not! (extra points if you're dead)

My best injury; I was a driver for culinary for a giant fuckoff hotel. Was dinner crunch time. Had my box truck parked in front of the other driver who was using the dock lift. (the trucks have lifts of their own). Was taking a speed rack that was top loaded heavy down a ramp next to the dock lift to my truck.

Old wheels decided to stop at the bottom of the ramp. I decided to catch speed rack with my head. 7 staples, concussion, compressed neck and 4 herniated disks. Besides going back to work after getting staples the best part? Was 300 pounds of bacon that bounced off my dumb head. loving bacon made me an inch shorter, a lil dumber and almost dead.

Got too many more. Your turn!

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