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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
how about we just not have the toilet cthulhu

The Mushroom Kingdom's certification process is questionable to say the least.

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I think he’s a doctor in the same way that every porn movie set has a guy everyone calls “Doctor” hanging around, but who is actually just a tenured professor of anthropology.

Making a record of these peoples' oral traditions, no doubt.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The Mushroom Kingdom's certification process is questionable to say the least.



This somehow looks very much like Trump's doctor

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

He wants to come in...



I'd rather have the goomba medical advice

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

The preceding post has been paid for by the new World order.



Sir Lemming posted:

This somehow looks very much like Trump's doctor



is that patrick stewart in a wig

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I think he’s a doctor in the same way that every porn movie set has a guy everyone calls “Doctor” hanging around, but who is actually just a tenured professor of anthropology.

This seems very specific. Were you that professor

Platystemon posted:

Academics owned the word “doctor” for centuries while medical practitioners were bloodletting and otherwise being worse than useless.

Humorism started falling out of favor as the Renaissance died down, although it it still ridiculous that it took until the 16th century for Vesalius and his bros to start actually taking a look at the human body.

Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 13:35 on May 14, 2020

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Phlegmish posted:

Humorism started falling out of favor as the Renaissance died down

With effects felt to this very day on the forums

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Phlegmish posted:

Humorism started falling out of favor as the Renaissance died down, although it it still ridiculous that it took until the 16th century for Vesalius and his bros to start actually taking a look at the human body.

Great post-name synergy.

I guess by the 16th century, nobody thought they'll go to hell if they read stuff Greeks and Muslims wrote.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It's precisely the other way around, they finally stopped treating ancient thinkers as infallible authorities and came up with their own original content (do not steal). Hippocrates was the one who came up with the four humors.

They were also extremely concerned about going to hell during the Reformation era but that's a different subject

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


Redczar
Nov 9, 2011



News from the boomers’ imagined future

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

They want to murder you in a well!
Seems a bit harsh, but
apparently they want to,
it says here on this card.



Finally, an officially branded one I can hitch my personality to as well.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012




It’s Britney Bitch.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Platystemon posted:

It’s Britney Bitch.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011




Captain Hygiene posted:

I can vouch for Dr. Mario's advanced "combine and eradicate" antiviral technique, having personally witnessed its success numerous times

Pluses: Dr. Mario can take anything you throw at him.
Minuses: Dr. Mario will make it worse by throwing crap on others' work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8xsZPRj5mY

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






https://twitter.com/CiaraEJones/sta...156904044126210

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



https://twitter.com/LyndseyNineDots...2892919810?s=19

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013





Hair Elf


Sounds like someone had an argument with their Real Doll and kicked it out of the car to walk home.

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



Coronation Street actor Philip Middlemiss wanted over sale of military planes to Ghana

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004






https://www.livescience.com/amp/dra...-the-brain.html

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

Tater Love


Dutch official advice to single people: find a sex buddy for lockdown

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...own-coronavirus

zakharov has a new favorite as of 19:11 on May 15, 2020

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


zakharov posted:

Dutch official advice to single people: find a sex buddy for lockdown

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...own-coronavirus

Ah, good old sex-buddy system.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


Excuse you that’s seksbuddy

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


Bobby Digital posted:

Excuse you that’s seksbuddy

Seksbuddy is a sex-buddy you go Dutch with.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


Absurd Alhazred posted:

Seksbuddy is a sex-buddy you go Dutch with.

That’s just charging JO crystals.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Godmiljaar!!! Ik heb kijn Knaldfreenden!!!!!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?



I bet you could fool traffic cops if you use one in the passenger seat in the carpool lane

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Milo and POTUS posted:

I bet you could fool traffic cops if you use one in the passenger seat in the carpool lane

depends whos in which seat

e: removed incorrect video

Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 01:09 on May 16, 2020

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It is time for your viscera to see the light of day!

Antarctic Researchers Get The Giggles As Penguin Poop Produces Laughing Gas

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?



Oh and by "use one" I mean,

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh and by "use one" I mean,

yea it didnt age as well as i remembered :|

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

zakharov posted:

Dutch official advice to single people: find a sex buddy for lockdown

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...own-coronavirus

Oh sure. And then I’ll be the only one who doesn’t get picked, so I’ll either have to be sex buddies with the Dutch Prime Minister, or he’ll assign me to an existing sex buddy group that wants nothing to do with me.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010





jenkem is real

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Armed police called to 'knight' with sword

quote:

"Officers were deployed to the scene where they located a young man who was in fancy dress carrying a toy sword," said a force spokeswoman

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/1262211317928267777

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Taco Defender

BBC's article has some great screenshots.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-52677039







Fourteen-year-old Kayden gonna get destroyed at school later.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Knormal posted:

BBC's article has some great screenshots.


StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax


Knormal posted:



Fourteen-year-old Kayden gonna get destroyed at school later.

if he's survived school with that mustache he'll survive this

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



StillFullyTerrible posted:

if he's survived school with that mustache he'll survive this

I hope all of his schoolmates do.

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