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Elviscat posted:Why is the PM giving a press conference in front of some poor bloke's house? since when has the australian government respected people's territorial rights?
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Nckdictator posted:
http://neatdesigns.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2612.jpg
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StillFullyTerrible posted:since when has the australian government respected people's territorial rights?
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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-52920291 Porn star Nacho Vidal held in Spain after man dies in toad-venom ritual
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GEORGE W BUSHI posted:https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/edinburgh-swan-litter-police-scotland-22144044 
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mecha manky swan, you say...
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Swan pictured here with a puzzled look on his face, trying to figure out what the hell 'manky' means
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Where is Swan Boy when we need him?
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Poor Tucker the turtle, whose tummy does hurtle If he soon doesn’t fart, it will blow him apart! So they’ve called in the nurses, and doctors, and more And two scuba divers named Eric. They’ve wrapped Tucker’s face, and set him in place In a big chamber most hyperbaric. Though Tucker did try to squeeze one on by, the bubbles remained in their place. But Tucker is tough, a turtle quite stoic, And though he is hurting, his face doesn’t show it. The monitors beep, the IVs drip-drip, but Tucker is slipping away. The doctors and nurses and divers named Eric have run out of things to say. Then Tucker’s handler bursts into the room, saying, “Listen, we’ll do it this way!” Tucker’s handler unloaded a box full of pumps, and grommets, and beamed like the sun. And last he removed a long rubber tube, and inserted the end in his bum. “Oh, silly handler,” said Tucker with glee. “You’re doing it wrong. The hose goes in me!” This slight mistake fixed, the pump operating The nurses took turns through the night. And poor Tucker’s belly slowly deflated, Much to Tucker the turtle’s delight. The doctors and nurses and his hero the handler Have gathered to wish him good-bye. Two divers named Eric escort him to sea. Tucker is feeling quite fine! Has nature a sight with so much delight, so wondrous and lovely to see, As a turtle whose tummy is empty of bubbles, who is making his way to the sea? Just before diving, Tucker turned to the shore, and lifted a flipper or three. “Thanks all for your help! I’ve learned a great deal. No more cruciferous veggies for me!” Veni Vidi Ameche! has a new favorite as of 22:21 on Jun 5, 2020 |
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It’s a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible swan.
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Unlike geese, who rely upon an amazing bluff game but are not actually dangerous, swans can and will take a piece of your finger off do not approach swans without heavy gloves
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StillFullyTerrible posted:do not approach swans
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Phlegmish posted:Swan pictured here with a puzzled look on his face, trying to figure out what the hell 'manky' means Scottish swans know exactly what manky means and are thankful that they're just manky and not minging.
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https://twitter.com/HouseGOP/status/1268603674822979585?s=19 In case it gets deleted. 
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The MSJ posted:In case it gets deleted. No hypocrisy here. They celebrate the tiananmen massacre.
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Swans in Britain are all property of the Queen
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Only wild swans.
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The Queen is just a muppet, the Crown, a metaphysical entity, is the one who owns all the poo poo.
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Tei posted:Untitled Swan Game Swans are just bigger, nastier geese, their undeserved reputation of being "majestic" 'cause they're kinda pretty is stupid. Many mornings at 3am I've found myself face-to-face with an angry swan, a 9mm pistol holstered on my thigh, wishing I could use it on the creature as it tries to peck my fuckin eyes out.
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If I had quicksave and quickload, one of the first things I would do is stand my ground against a goose.
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The black swans around here are pretty chill, but I think they're used to humans. I met one out on the Murray that scared the poo poo outta me.
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This popped in google news when I searched something completely unrelated. (It's just about Obama listing his favorite movies/tv shows of 2019) Kennel has a new favorite as of 12:02 on Jun 6, 2020 |
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Is that about the current protests? Did the Weather Underground make a comeback? If so I'm joining them, if we're dethroning God I'm in
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New C-SPAM title
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Phlegmish posted:if we're dethroning God I'm in Yes, now step in this salt circle and suck my dick, it's magic.
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I'm not falling for that again.
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doverhog posted:Yes, now step in this salt circle and suck my dick, it's magic. I was thinking more in a JRPG way, but if it doesn't work out I'll give you a call.
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Please read this entire Twitter thread. https://twitter.com/harmonylion1/status/1219291414653104130?s=19
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The MSJ posted:Please read this entire Twitter thread. Christ what a whiplash halfway (I presume) through. Stopped immediately at that point to see the responses and top one had it right. 
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Duodecimal posted:Christ what a whiplash halfway (I presume) through. Stopped immediately at that point to see the responses and top one had it right. You ain't kidding about that swerve.
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