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StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax


Elviscat posted:

Why is the PM giving a press conference in front of some poor bloke's house?

since when has the australian government respected people's territorial rights?

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008





Fun Shoe

Nckdictator posted:



I’m surprised they didn’t go with a bad pun.
Dead ringer for the jerk from the sexist Pitney-Bowes ad

http://neatdesigns.net/wp-content/u...012/03/2612.jpg

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



StillFullyTerrible posted:

since when has the australian government respected people's territorial rights?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Underwater Ghost Village Frozen in Time Set to Resurface

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

That's just New Londo, it's fine.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

The preceding post has been paid for by the new World order.



https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-52920291

Porn star Nacho Vidal held in Spain after man dies in toad-venom ritual

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013





Hair Elf



https://www.boston.com/news/local-n...reat-in-vermont

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012



https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/...otland-22144044

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!



Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...




mecha manky swan, you say...

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Swan pictured here with a puzzled look on his face, trying to figure out what the hell 'manky' means

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017



Where is Swan Boy when we need him?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It is time for your viscera to see the light of day!

Tei
Feb 19, 2011



Untitled Swan Game

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2016/04/...-for-the-bends/

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth IK





Poor Tucker the turtle, whose tummy does hurtle
If he soon doesn’t fart, it will blow him apart!

So they’ve called in the nurses, and doctors, and more
And two scuba divers named Eric.
They’ve wrapped Tucker’s face, and set him in place
In a big chamber most hyperbaric.
Though Tucker did try to squeeze one on by,
the bubbles remained in their place.
But Tucker is tough, a turtle quite stoic,
And though he is hurting, his face doesn’t show it.

The monitors beep, the IVs drip-drip, but Tucker is slipping away.
The doctors and nurses and divers named Eric have run out of things to say.
Then Tucker’s handler bursts into the room, saying, “Listen, we’ll do it this way!”
Tucker’s handler unloaded a box full of pumps, and grommets, and beamed like the sun.
And last he removed a long rubber tube, and inserted the end in his bum.

“Oh, silly handler,” said Tucker with glee.
“You’re doing it wrong. The hose goes in me!”

This slight mistake fixed, the pump operating
The nurses took turns through the night.
And poor Tucker’s belly slowly deflated,
Much to Tucker the turtle’s delight.

The doctors and nurses and his hero the handler
Have gathered to wish him good-bye.
Two divers named Eric escort him to sea.
Tucker is feeling quite fine!

Has nature a sight with so much delight, so wondrous and lovely to see,
As a turtle whose tummy is empty of bubbles, who is making his way to the sea?
Just before diving, Tucker turned to the shore, and lifted a flipper or three.
“Thanks all for your help! I’ve learned a great deal. No more cruciferous veggies for me!”

Veni Vidi Ameche! has a new favorite as of 21:21 on Jun 5, 2020

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



It’s a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible swan.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax


Unlike geese, who rely upon an amazing bluff game but are not actually dangerous, swans can and will take a piece of your finger off
do not approach swans without heavy gloves

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



gauntlets

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

StillFullyTerrible posted:

do not approach swans

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






Phlegmish posted:

Swan pictured here with a puzzled look on his face, trying to figure out what the hell 'manky' means

Scottish swans know exactly what manky means and are thankful that they're just manky and not minging.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



https://twitter.com/HouseGOP/status...4822979585?s=19

In case it gets deleted.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011



The MSJ posted:

In case it gets deleted.


No hypocrisy here.

They celebrate the tiananmen massacre.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017



Swans in Britain are all property of the Queen

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015




Only wild swans.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I do not wanna do. All the things that I do not wanna be. Places I do not wanna go.


The Queen is just a muppet, the Crown, a metaphysical entity, is the one who owns all the poo poo.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

High Energy, Good Feeling!



Tei posted:

Untitled Swan Game

Swans are just bigger, nastier geese, their undeserved reputation of being "majestic" 'cause they're kinda pretty is stupid.

Many mornings at 3am I've found myself face-to-face with an angry swan, a 9mm pistol holstered on my thigh, wishing I could use it on the creature as it tries to peck my fuckin eyes out.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



If I had quicksave and quickload, one of the first things I would do is stand my ground against a goose.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017



The black swans around here are pretty chill, but I think they're used to humans. I met one out on the Murray that scared the poo poo outta me.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!


This popped in google news when I searched something completely unrelated.



(It's just about Obama listing his favorite movies/tv shows of 2019)

Kennel has a new favorite as of 11:02 on Jun 6, 2020

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



https://twitter.com/LCRWnews/status...8972523520?s=19

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Is that about the current protests? Did the Weather Underground make a comeback?

If so I'm joining them, if we're dethroning God I'm in

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!


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doverhog
May 31, 2013

Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I do not wanna do. All the things that I do not wanna be. Places I do not wanna go.


Phlegmish posted:

if we're dethroning God I'm in

Yes, now step in this salt circle and suck my dick, it's magic.

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