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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I was going to write a treatise on the penile chirality of mollusks, but I’m too depressed. This is even worse than the gay duck. That slimy mollusk can find a mate with wrong-way guts to match his wonky wiener, but I can’t find one big tiddied anime waifu with her own pizza oven?? The gently caress... Same, that loser Jeremy has a girlfriend but I can't find a human woman that wants to touch me, just because I never leave the house and haven't showered in months
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Jet fuel can give bears dreams.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Jet fuel can give bears dreams. 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Jet fuel can give bears dreams.
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Phlegmish posted:Same, that loser Jeremy has a girlfriend but I can't find a human woman that wants to touch me, just because I never leave the house and haven't showered in months Stay strong, Phlegmish. One day women will realize that not smelling like an old sponge is a bourgeoisie affectation and actually the healthiest thing you can do is let dirt mix with your body’s natural oils so it cakes on and forms a protective layer.
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I haven't bathed since Bush was president because I'm working on building up a pungent erotically pleasing musk to lure in females. So far no luck but any day now.
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Aug 1, 2020 18:23
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You need to adjust the piss/jizz balance and try again
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FreudianSlippers posted:I haven't bathed since Bush was president because I'm working on building up a pungent erotically pleasing musk to lure in females. is that what Grimes calls him in bed
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Aug 1, 2020 19:40
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Pope Hilarius II posted:is that what Grimes calls him in bed Or Grimey, as he likes to call her
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https://twitter.com/bigbootyjayne/status/1289388525494796288?s=19
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I'm irrationally upset that he didn't go with "house your wife, house your kids" as the slogan 
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I no longer trust him to tell me whether or not they rapin' everybody out here
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According to some other comments in the thread he just did the commercial he doesn’t own it, their houses suck, and he’s not doing so great and lost custody of his kids
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christmas boots posted:According to some other comments in the thread he just did the commercial he doesn’t own it, their houses suck, and he’s not doing so great and lost custody of his kids I thought he was gay? Like specifically not bisexual but homosexual.
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Aug 3, 2020 01:56
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According to Wikipedia he came out as bisexual in 2018.
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Ixtlilton posted:I thought he was gay? Like specifically not bisexual but homosexual. Oscar Wilde had kids.
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Are guys really gonna go into bi v gay in the weird news thread.
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doverhog posted:Are guys really gonna go into bi v gay in the weird news thread. Wasn't that settled with the invention of gaybi's though?
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Look if straight dudes can suck each other off from time to time I think it's only fair that we allow our gay bros to enjoy the occasional vagina. A quid pro bro if you will.
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https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1290108814457548805?s=19 Edit: Related? https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1289932371425406976?s=19 The MSJ has a new favorite as of 10:03 on Aug 3, 2020 |
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Fellas, if she: - ignores text messages - doesn’t care about your snap streak - goes ‘pew pew pew pew pew’ She’s not your girl. She’s a ray gun. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 10:13 on Aug 3, 2020 |
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christmas boots posted:According to some other comments in the thread he just did the commercial he doesn’t own it, their houses suck, and he’s not doing so great and lost custody of his kids
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https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1290099395220799488?s=19
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Splicer posted:Oh no she hid them Lmao
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christmas boots posted:Look if straight dudes can suck each other off from time to time I think it's only fair that we allow our gay bros to enjoy the occasional vagina. A quid pro bro if you will. Quim pro YOOO!
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Wait, this isnt some random yahoos self-published fanfic? Like this is a published author? Edit: read the thread. Oof. Quiet Feet has a new favorite as of 12:35 on Aug 3, 2020 |
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The author owned up to it. Apparently he googled “ingredients red dye clothes” and ran with the first result that popped up. https://kotaku.com/new-history-novel-somehow-includes-breath-of-the-wild-r-1844589799
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Cartoon Man posted:The author owned up to it. Apparently he googled “ingredients red dye clothes” and ran with the first result that popped up. The previous two times he didn’t do research were about the Holocaust and trans kids. I’m beginning to think this man isn’t good at his job, but at least he’s just dumb this time, not hideously offensive.
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This is why in fantasy and sci-fi you're better off just making poo poo up when it comes to background details. Well, not everyone is THAT stupid about it, but still. Or just don't half-rear end your research. The history of dyes is hella interesting, and inform what colours mean for millennia to come.
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Bad news: Traders imported malaria to the Mediterranean. It’s giving you whole‐body chills. Good news: The Jesuits found the people of the New World using some bark to treat chills. Bad news: That doesn’t mean it’s going to do anything to treat the parasite that’s secretly causing the disease. Good news: It just so happens to be toxic to the parasite. Bad news: Cinchona plants grow in the tropics and the stuff is challenging to procure in Europe. Good news: This Perkins chap says he’s going to synthesise it. Bad news: He fails. Good news: The substance he produces is a brilliant purple dye. Bad news: This dye won’t cure malaria. Good news: That dye proves to be the seed of the chemical industry that would eventually be capable of making chloroquine and many other useful medicines Ironically, while we are now capable of synthesising quinine, it’s more economical to extract it from plants.
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I like how the wording of the headline suggests that a funeral is in fact promised, in addition to being free
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Ghost Leviathan posted:This is why in fantasy and sci-fi you're better off just making poo poo up when it comes to background details. Well, not everyone is THAT stupid about it, but still. This book isn’t fantasy. It’s a historical novel.
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AlbieQuirky posted:This book isn’t fantasy. It’s a historical novel. Well obviously it's set on Earth-Three
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https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1290342953475596288 You're doing great, Dersh, keep going!
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AlbieQuirky posted:This book isn’t fantasy. It’s a historical novel. You just don't understaaaaaand how deep of a novelist he is. https://twitter.com/mostlybree/status/1290349852438691842
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