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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

He wants to come in...





https://twitter.com/OttawaCitizen/status/1374373883009138702

A true folk hero.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Please let him be just some lovable weirdo who always wanted to drive a cop car.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

He wants to come in...





By popular demand posted:

Please let him be just some lovable weirdo who always wanted to drive a cop car.

......poo poo I really hope so cause uh I just remember the last time a Canadian who wasn't a cop had a cop car and it ended up being the worst mass shooting in our history.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Send... more.... cop(car)s...

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

So the cop car was arresting him? You'd think it'd be able to stop him from stealing itself. The autonomous police state nightmare has a few bugs to work out, I guess.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?



Detective Thompson posted:

So the cop car was arresting him? You'd think it'd be able to stop him from stealing itself. The autonomous police state nightmare has a few bugs to work out, I guess.

If it's a legitimate theft the police car has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006

Who are you to doubt El Vago?



You joke but there is an actual anti theft device in cop cars. It has to be set, so if the vehicle was left running it wouldn't help, but...

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Tesla Autopolice working about as well as expected

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?



An exotic-looking orange bird turned out to be a seagull covered in curry

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.

Grimey Drawer

The Bloop posted:

Tesla Autopolice working about as well as expected

I'd say better, most goons would expect that to burst into flames and ram an orphanage or something.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad


Give me back my lunch!

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!


Don Gato posted:

I'd say better, most goons would expect that to burst into flames and ram an orphanage or something.

I believe it sets itself on fire and runs into cop cars actually.

Though expect isn’t the right word because both those things happen surprisingly frequently

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR


Swinging, Pot Smoking Delco Councilman Will Not Resign.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX


Plaster Town Cop

White Ladies Letting People Smoke Weed and Get Laid Challenge

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


The MSJ
May 17, 2010




Uh, no baby. I'm just following in the footsteps of the most successful archosaur group, birds, who have done away with the penis altogether. In a couple of million generations, our kids will be sprouting wings and flying around!

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax


a good number of birds do have penises though

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!


more like Crocodile No D

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


StillFullyTerrible posted:

a good number of birds do have penises though


Roosters, for example

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Milo and POTUS posted:

Roosters, for example

You walk the walk but do your cocks have cocks?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



StillFullyTerrible posted:

a good number of birds do have penises though

Yeah, but mostly from the two most ancient groups that include roosters and ducks (they lived alongside dinosaurs) and ostriches (probably the most basal of living birds). The more derived birds that came later doesn't have them.

Hempuli
Nov 15, 2011





quote:

Animal of the week

The lungfish's tips for abnormal circumstances: secrete a protecting capsule of slime around you and hibernate

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




That's fine we're not shaming.


E:
VVVVVVV Bitch what did I just say?!

By popular demand has a new favorite as of 19:04 on Mar 29, 2021

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

All great movements are popular movements. They are the volcanic eruptions of human passions and emotions, stirred into activity by the ruthless Goddess of Distress or by the torch of the spoken word cast into the midst of the people.

-Vladimir Lenin

StillFullyTerrible posted:

a good number of birds do have penises though

Whatever you do, don’t google duck penises.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



You think that's the caiman in question, or they just Googled up a caiman pictures and now the stock photo model caiman's buddies are all making fun of him?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?


Knormal posted:

You think that's the caiman in question, or they just Googled up a caiman pictures and now the stock photo model caiman's buddies are all making fun of him?

I don't see a big ol dongus swinging down there, it's gotta be him

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Captain Hygiene posted:

I don't see a big ol dongus swinging down there, it's gotta be him

Turn your monitor on

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



Knormal posted:

You think that's the caiman in question, or they just Googled up a caiman pictures and now the stock photo model caiman's buddies are all making fun of him?

It's a caiman called "Hide The Shame Harold"

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

It's a caiman called "Hide The Shame Harold"
His shame's hideability is the problem

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



https://twitter.com/MikaelThalen/status/1376653334396903428

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1377017836309258242

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Suuuure.

Twitter shitposts as a modern numbers station.

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.



Splicer posted:

Suuuure.

Twitter shitposts as a modern numbers station.

I thought that was what Britney Spears Instagram page was for?

Skulk Hogan
Sep 9, 2012




Talk about not getting lost in the sauce.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

MESS WITH THE OWL GET DISEMBOWEL





Splicer posted:

Suuuure.

Twitter shitposts as a modern numbers station.

STRATCOM launching the missiles that end the world via hidden poo poo post.

One day you see "$<÷÷÷÷&*⁶=<yr_=$" next thing you know the blinding light ends your consciousness.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Langford's Shitpost

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!




https://www.pennlive.com/life/2021/03/dear-abby-wife-is-unsettled-by-mans-obsession-with-amputation.html

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

MESS WITH THE OWL GET DISEMBOWEL





This isn't a good article to post today, specifically.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/01/world/uranus-xrays-detected-scli-scn-intl/index.html

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