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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?



Diddle-Me Elmo

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SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002




Maybe it's a load-bearing Elmo?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos


SLOSifl posted:

Maybe it's a load-bearing Elmo?
They might want to go back and check his previous sites for any other load bearing Elmo's he failed to mention.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009




https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappen...-1965-1.5978296

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?



I just want to congratulate you on a great prank, guys! I won't hurt you, promise!

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005





Fell for the old "Elmo Inspector" ruse I see

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Elmo status: Tickled

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Splicer posted:

Elmo status: Trickled with unmentionable fluids.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

i like cats



It's gross, but "aggravated indecent exposure" seems like a stretch. He had a reasonable expectation of privacy as he defiled that child's possessions.

Tiggum
Oct 23, 2007


Is it true? Can COVID-19 vaccines connect me to the internet?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

- Ska du ha maito i kaffet?


How have you liked the kennel?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle


Are the replies onomatopoeia for barking, or actual finnish sentences?

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007




Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Are the replies onomatopoeia for barking, or actual finnish sentences?

Yes

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




You walked into this one.

הב הב הב

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX


Plaster Town Cop

The MSJ
May 17, 2010




Ah, it's the Alan Moore antichrist Harry Potter.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof




And the judge's name was...Dumbledore!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


I love my dead gay judge

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Snape is Harry Potter???

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008






So she gave them two fake names?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Carthag Tuek posted:

Snape is Harry Potter???

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!



I have no idea

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


Sir Lemming posted:



I have no idea

Are we sure that’s not AI generated?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?



There was a bathroom installed on the stage? Wow, kudos to Kelly Clarkson for raising awareness and providing representation for all her Crohn's and IBS fans.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



Maybe she whipped out a GoGirl on stage and went to town in a portable urinal.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Cartoon Man posted:

Are we sure that’s not AI generated?

It's not, she recently told Clint Black (and her entire talk show audience) that she once did explosive poos into a trash can between songs during a concert

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


quote:

Fishmongers’ Hall attack: Inquests played footage of narwhal tusk battle with terrorist on London Bridge

Video footage of bystanders fighting a terrorist using makeshift weapons including a narwhal tusk and fire extinguisher has been played at an inquest.

Usman Khan was armed with two knives and an “authentic-looking” suicide vest when he was set upon by men including two convicted murderers and a civil servant.


https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-bridge-terror-attack-narwhal-tusk-b1830255.html

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019








china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX


Plaster Town Cop

the perfect crime

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

MESS WITH THE OWL GET DISEMBOWEL





Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?



stanky penis guy posted:

I don’t follow what many consider to be a traditional routine of personal hygiene

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.


pleease tell me the guy just has someone to do it for him, “coming to america” style or something

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015




Isn't that MacCauley Culken's site? Some sort of lifestyle blog parody?

Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS



nishi koichi posted:

pleease tell me the guy just has someone to do it for him, “coming to america” style or something
Apparently it's Macaulay Culkin's comedy site?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

MESS WITH THE OWL GET DISEMBOWEL





It's definitely parody, I stil thought it was funny.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005


Elviscat posted:

It's definitely parody, I stil thought it was funny.

I just can't tell what is real anymore

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax


the cheesy hotdog might be a hint

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

StillFullyTerrible posted:

the cheesy hotdog might be a hint

I saw a different ad, I guess the algorithm knows what you like

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



The Bloop posted:

I saw a different ad, I guess the algorithm knows what you like

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!




Nsfw if you actually go look at the article on kotaku, they show the penis in question...

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