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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos


Wanted: Chewbacca street performer suspected in French Quarter stabbing

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!


Laissez bon temps rouler, fuzzball

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!





Which one was responsible for the other?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp


Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012





https://www.kktv.com/2021/04/28/boulders-block-road-in-boulder-canyon-near-boulder-according-to-boulder-county-sheriffs-office/

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic


Are they large boulders the size of small boulders?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






Boulder boulder boulder boulder boulder boulder boulder boulder?

Just not the same.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


quote:

Bavaria: Sex toy sparks hand grenade scare


A police bomb squad rushed to a Bavarian forest in response to a call about a suspected hand grenade. They gave the all-clear after the suspect device turned out to be a sex toy.

A woman who was out for a jog alerted police to a possible hand grenade in a bag, sparking a full-scale police bomb squad operation.

The detonation team that arrived at the scene in a forest near the Bavarian city of Passau, close to the Austrian border, eventually discovered that the object was actually a sex toy.

Truth exposed
The woman had noticed the item in a transparent bag that also contained several other items, the Passauer Neue Presse newspaper reported on Tuesday.

Instead of having to carry out a controlled detonation, the police explosives team quickly gave the all-clear.

A close inspection revealed that the object was a dummy grenade made of rubber.

The presence of two unused condoms and an empty tube of lubricant in the bag, as well as a USB cable, provided a clue as to what it really was. Officers conducted a quick online investigation to test their theory.

"The search on the internet confirmed the suspicion," the police said in a press release. "There actually are sex toys in the shape of hand grenades, and that was the kind of thing we were dealing with here."

Based on the state of decomposition of the bag, officers deduced that the objects had been discarded a relatively long time ago.

"How these items got there and why they were left there can only be surmised," police said.

Discoveries of hidden or forgotten undetonated munitions still regularly trigger police operations in Germany, more than 75 years after the end of World War II.


https://www.dw.com/en/bavaria-sex-toy-sparks-hand-grenade-scare/a-57352807

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?


Wait SA sells sex toys now?

Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS



The internet makes you turgid

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Paying for server backups costs money!

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005



Fatty Crabcakes posted:

The internet makes you turgid

Are you spying on me

Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS



freeedr posted:

Are you spying on me
Not just you, actually

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Not just you, actually



Oh good the Fat Boy Injector is finally here for me

Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS



The Bloop posted:

Oh good the Fat Boy Injector is finally here for me
which shoulder do you prefer 💉

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


quote:

Juan Joya Borja, the 'Spanish Laughing Guy' Meme, Has Died


He was known as ‘The Giggles’ in his native Spain, and his legacy is that of a joy-spreading meme.

Comedian and T.V. personality Juan Joya Borja, best known in America as the “Spanish Laughing Guy,” has died. Borja was 65 years old and died after what Spanish newspapers described as a “long illness.” He’d been hospitalized in 2020.

Known as El Ristas or “The Giggles” because of his distinct laugh, Borja rose to prominence in his native Spain after being featured on a variety show called Ratones Coloraos. During an interview with host Jesus Quintero, Rojas was telling a funny story about throwing dishes into the ocean while working a job as a young man. Borja found his own story so funny that he could barely get through it between fits of laughter.

Ratones Coloraos uploaded the segment to YouTube that year and it gained popularity in Spain, but Borja’s life as a meme would come almost a decade later. Around 2014, people took the clip and uploaded it with their own subtitles completely unrelated to Borja’s original story. Typically, Borja would take the place of an employee for a large company who would cackle through a story about how stupid their boss or a customer was.


When Apple announced a new MacBook in 2015, El Ristas giggled through its poor specifications as an Apple Engineer. El Ristats stood in for every person who’d encountered a flat earther, fought with their family about Brexit, or tried to buy a new graphics card in the past year.

No matter how bad the news, Borja could help you laugh through it. He is the inverse of the Hitler downfall meme. He’s someone who tells a story or explains a concept that is so ridiculous, he can barely get through it because he's laughing so much.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhNnUOpE7bw

https://www.vice.com/en/article/akg...RBOARD_facebook

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised




Blue Moonlight posted:

Paying for server backups costs money!

Dental plan!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009




Lesbians:

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Surely Viagra still works in space?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos


Amphigory posted:

Surely Viagra still works in space?
Not a given. The human vascular system is nearly completely unsuited for microgravity.

Super Nintendo 64
Feb 18, 2012



A penis can stand erect only in defiance to external pressures. In the low pressure of space, a penis will inflate to a spherical shape. Circumcised people are banned from space for safety reasons.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




I have faith in human ingenuity, the first zero gravity porno will be made in my lifetime!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



zedprime posted:

Not a given. The human vascular system is nearly completely unsuited for microgravity.

one phone call could solve this entire problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pSABauyWz0

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos


Pastry of the Year posted:

one phone call could solve this entire problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pSABauyWz0
Pretty much. Online sexperts debating about the sex having of the most famous space couples who have winked while saying we totally didnt bone down in space all generally come to the conclusion your best bet is using a cock ring, maybe combined with the sort of theurepeutic massage they do to diabetics dead feet except on a dick.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?



zedprime posted:

theurepeutic massage they do to diabetics dead feet except on a dick.

So that's why my podiatrist is always booked up.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something



The queefs could really launch you.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!

Pillbug

By popular demand posted:

I have faith in human ingenuity, the first zero gravity porno will be made in my lifetime!

The Uranus Experiment II. Don't google it at work, unless you work in the weightless money shot factory.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Well that had little artistic merit to speak of, I remain unsatisfied in my search for free floating heavenly bodies.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005



Pastry of the Year posted:

one phone call could solve this entire problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pSABauyWz0



Nobody (2021) lookin good

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man

Doctor Rope

https://twitter.com/Independent_ie/status/1387742272171696128?s=20

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019








‘Big-brained’ mammals may just have small bodies, study suggests

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019








Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011





gently caress you I won't do what you tell me - Zack de la Gnocchi

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002




Link please? Hurry.

Humerus
Jul 7, 2009

Rule of acquisition #111:
Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them.





This has to be Gwyneth Paltrow's fault right?

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Sodium Chloride
Dec 31, 2007



Humerus posted:

This has to be Gwyneth Paltrow's fault right?

No it's plain old dumb people on the internet who are too embarrassed to get help for their haemorrhoids.

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