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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Platystemon posted:

Sometimes the police pose as high school students in deep cover operations.

It’s as bad as it sounds.

Oh, it's much worse.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZK65KQvyqc

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Everyone does the stereogram trick on these anyway.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Oh, it's much worse.

Yeah that sounds far worse

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Marvel movies directed by Asians and to appeal to the Chinese market might not actually get screened in China.

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 06:16 on May 14, 2021

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Platystemon posted:

Sometimes the police pose as high school students in deep cover operations.

It’s as bad as it sounds.

My school had a "riot" and for a week after there were "new students" with stubble and poorly concealed revolvers in classes. It was the dumbest thing.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Atticus_1354 posted:

My school had a "riot" and for a week after there were "new students" with stubble and poorly concealed revolvers in classes. It was the dumbest thing.

lmao

I loving love the USA

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Oh, it's much worse.

If your expectation was not that the cops would assault people, I don’t know what to say.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Platystemon posted:

If your expectation was not that the cops would assault people, I don’t know what to say.

Fun thing, cops are specifically not required to pay child support for children they father while undercover.

And then there's that whole law going through in Britain pretty much making crime legal for undercover police.

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

https://twitter.com/eldestapeweb/status/1392967968171102210?s=21
“Captured in Mar del Plata: A banana spider, which may cause death or an erection”

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Well which is it and time's a factor

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Schrödinger's petit morte

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Redczar posted:

https://twitter.com/eldestapeweb/status/1392967968171102210?s=21
“Captured in Mar del Plata: A banana spider, which may cause death or an erection”
I'll take both

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

IGN is the last publication I expected this from. Very cool.



https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1393363274436157441?s=19

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Pigs can breathe oxygen via their rectum, so humans probably can too

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Buttchugging vindicated.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Fun thing, cops are specifically not required to pay child support for children they father while undercover.



That can't be true. Is that true?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Mescal posted:

That can't be true. Is that true?

Whether the law says it or not they don't bother, so

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami


All cop assholes breath?

Konec Hry
Jul 13, 2005

too much love will kill you

Grimey Drawer

Redczar posted:

https://twitter.com/eldestapeweb/status/1392967968171102210?s=21
“Captured in Mar del Plata: A banana spider, which may cause death or an erection”

I don’t know the odds, but I like them.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




:911:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I take what I said back, the pet targeting bird of prey is a good representative of USA foreign policy in the last two decades.


Time for us to move in with the times, a pigeon was clearly the wrong choice for Israel.
Maybe an anti-tank missile with googly eyes and fake plumage added.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Cuckoo bird?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Israel is an Australian magpie.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

By popular demand posted:

Time for us to move in with the times, a pigeon was clearly the wrong choice for Israel.
Maybe an anti-tank missile with googly eyes and fake plumage added.

Somewhere in a kibbutz-cum-missile factory, a man has an erection and doesn't know why.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Redczar posted:

https://twitter.com/eldestapeweb/status/1392967968171102210?s=21
“Captured in Mar del Plata: A banana spider, which may cause death or an erection”

Honestly on brand for Mar del Plata, as it would be for the Jersey Shore or Daytona Beach.

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!

madeintaipei posted:

kibbutz-cum-missile

Mods, I don't ask for much, but...

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

madeintaipei posted:

Somewhere in a kibbutz-cum-missile factory, a man has an erection and doesn't know why.

Working in a cum factory doesn't help

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Platystemon posted:

Israel is an Australian magpie.

No magpie slander, they're beautiful birds

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wCRVRZzXbI

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Thanks, Google Now

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


The Target nearest me had signs up about limiting trading cards sales a couple of weeks ago, to first-come, first-served and to only pack/box (something) per customer.

Has sports and Pokemon card speculation gotten that bad? I haven't collected cards in a long, long time.

Post poste
Mar 29, 2010

RC and Moon Pie posted:


Has sports and Pokemon card speculation gotten that bad? I haven't collected cards in a long, long time.

It's the latest "get rich quick" hustle. People are going mad and just hoarding them.
No hobbies, only prettier potential revenue.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

RC and Moon Pie posted:

The Target nearest me had signs up about limiting trading cards sales a couple of weeks ago, to first-come, first-served and to only pack/box (something) per customer.

Has sports and Pokemon card speculation gotten that bad? I haven't collected cards in a long, long time.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/05/14/target-removes-trading-cards-from-stores-after-violent-incident-with-gun.html

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
https://twitter.com/jeffbercovici/status/1393928948686360576

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

Montañez did not respond to multiple requests for comment via email, phone, direct message, attempts to reach him through a publicity agent, and questions delivered to a family member at a home listed in Montañez’s name.
Hours after initial publication of this story, Montañez posted a video to his Instagram account, addressed to “all you young leaders.”

“I don’t care what room you’re in, there’s always somebody in the room that’s going to try to steal your destiny. They may even say you never existed,” Montañez says to the camera. “I want you to do this: Write down your history, because if you don’t, somebody else will. Remember that. And also remember this, the best way to destroy a positive message is to destroy the messenger. Never allow that to happen to you. I’m certainly not going to allow it to happen to me.”

:irony:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://news.yahoo.com/sex-deceit-scandal-ugly-war-085039152.html

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
https://twitter.com/9NewsSunCoast/status/1394537656445333511

https://twitter.com/abcnews/status/1394523075346010114

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶







quote:

The co-owner of Teddy's Ice Cream in Dublin has said that it may be tough to get a 99 ice cream cone in Ireland this summer, due to a global shortage of Cadbury's chocolate flakes.

Speaking on RTÉ’s Today with Claire Byrne programme, Yasmin Khan said the issue was "a worldwide shortage" as "not enough were produced".

Ms Khan said that "by mid-July it will be tough to get 99s", adding however that Teddy’s themselves have enough flakes to get by as they have been stockpiling them.

"I even have them hidden under my bed," she said.

"We have had to stockpile and just be really tough, saying sorry we cannot supply anyone else with them. I have them hidden in my house, in my storeroom, I have them everywhere".

loving flake-hoarders! :argh:

https://www.rte.ie/news/regional/2021/0517/1222122-ice-cream-99-summer-shortage/

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