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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




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Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster

Dad Jokes
May 25, 2011

they tried

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'm more weirded out by the 7-year-olds praising God's glory.

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Mar 22, 2013

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Phlegmish posted:

I'm more weirded out by the 7-year-olds praising God's glory.

Welcome to America :911:

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Phlegmish posted:

I'm more weirded out by the 7-year-olds praising God's glory.

I used to pledge allegiance to the Christian flag every day before preschool. We did it before we pledged allegiance to the American flag.

In preschool.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Rolo posted:

I used to pledge allegiance to the Christian flag every day before preschool. We did it before we pledged allegiance to the American flag.

In preschool.

Holy poo poo, that is some Christian identity poo poo right there. Where was this?

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Kavak posted:

Holy poo poo, that is some Christian identity poo poo right there. Where was this?

Easy answer is "Probably the south somewhere". Honest answer is that I'd believe it anywhere in America.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
so do y'all think when you turn 18 a % of people start believing in god or something?

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~
I live in the least religious state in the country so it's really strange to me seeing kids all about Jesus.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009
There's a hell of a lot more atheists raised as Christians than there are Christians raised as atheists.


His expression is hilarious.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Rolo posted:

I used to pledge allegiance to the Christian flag every day before preschool. We did it before we pledged allegiance to the American flag.
What the gently caress is the Christian flag?

sout
Apr 24, 2014

cptn_dr posted:

What the gently caress is the Christian flag?

Google says this

Man, there sure is a lot of empty space on that flag though.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

so do y'all think when you turn 18 a % of people start believing in god or something?

I was raised Catholic and I went to Catholic elementary and high schools (in Canada) and a lot of the stuff I hear coming out of the US weirds me out. I mean when my friends and I were that age we'd probably be saying that we were thankful for Transformers or Ninja Turtles or something.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



People think of the United States as an advanced Western country, so they go :eyepop: when it turns out quite a few Americans believe Dungeons & Dragons is satanic or that God created the Earth 6,000 years ago. It's massive culture shock for a non-American Westerner.

Enough of this derail, however.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007










Prenton
Feb 17, 2011

Ner nerr-nerrr ner


Should you desperately need to the video

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


That's entirely wrong, he was a serial butt slasher.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



As long as Diane Walker's on my side.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

I knew I should have listened to Markiplier.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007



This man shouldn't be charged; he should be locked away without trial in a crystal for all eternity like any other supervillain. :colbert:

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

That guy is supposed to be 18??

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

KillHour posted:

This man shouldn't be charged; he should be locked away without trial in a crystal for all eternity like any other supervillain. :colbert:

Why should they do anything? All he did was lose an arm.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


Link to article: http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6262054

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011


Pretty cold of them to casually show the weather forecast at the bottom there while reporting this.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Gestalt Intellect posted:

Pretty cold of them to casually show the weather forecast at the bottom there while reporting this.

I have a feeling it will be pretty cold in general after this.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

I guess this is still better than "Man attacks wife with pregnant McChicken sandwich"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

IslamoNazi posted:

I guess this is still better than "Man attacks wife with pregnant McChicken sandwich"







canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

The thin blue line, keeping people from putting ketchup on subs.

http://sandwichpd.com/

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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canyoneer posted:

The thin blue line, keeping people from putting ketchup on subs.

http://sandwichpd.com/

What if it's a hamburger sub?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Looks like he's stuffed Exhibit A into his mouth just before they took the photo

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.



I haven't seen this one posted.

Enos Shenk
Nov 3, 2011


From my local paper a few months back.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Not exactly a news headline, but seems pretty appropriate:

butt dickus
Jul 7, 2007

top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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