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Fun fact, "rear end" meaning butt is a corruption of "arse," where I had always assumed the opposite. Shakespeare is partly responsible for it meaning butt.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Fun fact, "rear end" meaning butt is a corruption of "arse," where I had always assumed the opposite. Shakespeare is partly responsible for it meaning butt. Shakespeare loving loved his dirty jokes.
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Jan 15, 2022 08:15
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The word comes from a protoindoeuropean root, sonething like 'ors' (meaning butt) and has cognates in German, Norse, Greek and even Hittite. Shakespeare has nothing to do with it.
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Jan 15, 2022 08:43
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Shakespeare loving loved his dirty jokes. Doesn't one of his plays have the first recorded "your mom" joke?
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Rysithusiku posted:Doesn't one of his plays have the first recorded "your mom" joke? Probably nowhere near the first, but... Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done? Aaron: That which thou canst not undo. Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother. Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother. And yes, that means exactly what it does in the modern sense.
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Jan 15, 2022 10:36
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Rysithusiku posted:Doesn't one of his plays have the first recorded "your mom" joke? We have a fragment of one from 3500 BCE. Sadly, it lacks the punchline. This one was recorded in the 4th century CE but probably dates from a few centuries earlier: quote:Some provincial man has come to Rome, and walking on the streets was drawing everyone's attention, being a real double of the emperor Augustus. The emperor, having brought him to the palace, looks at him and then asks:
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Jan 15, 2022 10:46
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I'd like to think this all started with some reptile sunning himself on a rock in the morning then looking over and finding his buddy skittering out lazily from the nearby burrow. Shocked he looks at his buddy, forks his tongue and raises his head asking, "What were you doing in my house this early in the morning?". His buddy stomps his hind feet rhythmically, wags his tail up and down, hangs his mouth open, and rolls his eyes toward the sky in response: "Your mom".
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Scarodactyl posted:The word comes from a protoindoeuropean root, sonething like 'ors' (meaning butt) and has cognates in German, Norse, Greek and even Hittite. Shakespeare has nothing to do with it. How do you say, "Yeah, I eat rear end.", in Hittite?
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madeintaipei posted:How do you say, "Yeah, I eat rear end.", in Hittite? 𓀽, 𓉐𓌥𓅰𓃀𓀁 e: hierglyphs may or may not display Ichabod Sexbeast has a new favorite as of 14:12 on Jan 15, 2022 |
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Scarodactyl posted:The word comes from a protoindoeuropean root, sonething like 'ors' (meaning butt) and has cognates in German, Norse, Greek and even Hittite. Shakespeare has nothing to do with it. Right, arse has its roots there. rear end is a different word entirely that means donkey. Shakespeare made a joke in Midsummer Night's Dream about how rear end sounds like arse and that's partly why we use rear end to mean butt. Here's a very fancy essay on the matter: https://openjournals.libs.uga.edu/borrowers/article/view/2346/2361
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:We have a fragment of one from 3500 BCE. Sadly, it lacks the punchline. This one was recorded in the 4th century CE but probably dates from a few centuries earlier: This was Freud’s favorite joke, as he says in Jokes and Their Relation to the Unconscious, which 
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Baron von Eevl posted:Right, arse has its roots there. rear end is a different word entirely that means donkey. Shakespeare made a joke in Midsummer Night's Dream about how rear end sounds like arse and that's partly why we use rear end to mean butt. Thanks, I always wondered about these two meanings.
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:We have a fragment of one from 3500 BCE. Sadly, it lacks the punchline. This one was recorded in the 4th century CE but probably dates from a few centuries earlier: i'm sure you're loving with us but it doesn't lack the punchline
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Mescal posted:i'm sure you're loving with us but it doesn't lack the punchline The once they posted is from 400CE and has a punchline. There is a different one from ~4000 years before that we don't have the punchline for, and which they did not post.
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ToxicFrog posted:The once they posted is from 400CE and has a punchline. There is a different one from ~4000 years before that we don't have the punchline for, and which they did not post. I thought your mom was the punchline 
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https://twitter.com/gubsygoo/status/1481502456701980673?s=21
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That’s like the third time this has happened at a Bills game
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maybe they should change their name to the Balls.
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Read that tweet in the voice of Agent 47's handler.
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https://twitter.com/AndyVermaut/status/1482530053804101634
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How about a 'you only teach adults ' rule?
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The rare horrible foods/weird news headlines crosspost
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Who the gently caress consumes 440 grams of cheese in one sitting? even if it is deep fried?
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By popular demand posted:How about a 'you only teach adults ' rule? I don't wanna be taught by a pedophile and I'm 34
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By popular demand posted:Who the gently caress consumes 440 grams of cheese in one sitting? even if it is deep fried? 
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poo poo, it looks so phallic held by a half naked Homer.
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By popular demand posted:poo poo, it looks so phallic held by a half naked Homer. Wait, poo poo, they said Mozarella Stick
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By popular demand posted:poo poo, it looks so phallic held by a half naked Homer.
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that's a rude thing to call number 84 on the patriots
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Whooping Crabs posted:that's a rude thing to call number 84 on the patriots (I guess some of the guys just have single digits, which is just the minimum number needed in the dogpile, other dimensions be damned.)
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He should start looking in the last place he knows he had them
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I need to get super high right now and also perform this at-home vasectomy, what's a fella to do?!
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