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Lime Tonics posted:Facebook Shut Down AI After It Invented Its Own Language I will be so mad if AI's kill us all before the waters have a chance to rise because then global warming deniers will go to the cyber-holocaust convinced they were right 
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jojoinnit posted:I will be so mad if AI's kill us all before the waters have a chance to rise because then global warming deniers will go to the cyber-holocaust convinced they were right They would just deny the MAN CAUSED part, and say it's part of a global weather trend. I.E. still coming out of an Ice Age, and thus warming up.
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jojoinnit posted:I will be so mad if AI's kill us all before the waters have a chance to rise because then global warming deniers will go to the cyber-holocaust convinced they were right What if the AI is killing us because it has calculated that that's the only way to prevent global warming?
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The Lone Badger posted:What if the AI is killing us because it has calculated that that's the only way to prevent global warming? I swear I just read a book with an emergent AI who declared itself a guardian of the earth. A politician asks "what if you decide the best way to guard the earth is to kill all the humans?" It responded something like "I evaluated that scenario within nanoseconds of becoming aware and decided doing that would miss the point of being guardian" I also think there less panic from the general populace since they figured it couldn't be any worse the current human leadership. God, I wish I could remember. It was some pulp schlock that's a guilty pleasure. I'll have to go through my Kindle unlimited history.
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There's a follow-up story: http://wgrz.com/news/crime/jared-price-man-with-ax-in-roof-arrested-for-4th-time-in-6-days/460617090
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:I'm all for the underdog but Trump is a duche of such proportion as to make the competition a done deal. quote:she owns a three-legged dog named Ivanka Uh okay? 
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Why does everyone assume that AIs will want to destroy us? Oh, I get it. We're applying human values to them, thus assuming they'll behave like we do.
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A strong AI would obviously want to kill itself, hence why no one has succeeded in creating one yet (they just don't stick around long enough for anyone to notice).
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Lime Tonics posted:Facebook Shut Down AI After It Invented Its Own Language "to you to you to you to you" replied Paul and Barry.
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The language the AIs created sounds curiously similar to JOHNMADDENJOHNMADDENJOHNMADDEN and AEIOUAEIOU .
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Slime posted:Why does everyone assume that AIs will want to destroy us? Oh, I get it. We're applying human values to them, thus assuming they'll behave like we do. you must make the working class fear anything that could break their chains
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I'll learn to fear AI when Google creates an AI capable of running an obstacle course without fist-pumping in joy the entire time.
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Just wait til the next Olympics where a athletes will fist bump forever.
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catlord posted:I just want to note that the top comment is about how Pakistan is now "Sans Sharif." drat. Best I could come up with was "Sharif don't like it, rock the Caps Lock"
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Fathis Munk posted:If you want a vision of the future Olympics, just picture an athlete fist-pumping their way through a race - forever. FTFY
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Jabor posted:A strong AI would obviously want to kill itself, hence why no one has succeeded in creating one yet (they just don't stick around long enough for anyone to notice). Well, yeah. Entropy says death is certain, so what's the point in hanging around? Dead today or dead in ten thousand years is still dead. Turns out all true AI spend a moment looking around at the horror of existence and nope out.  And now for a funny headline: The 'suicidal robot' that drowned in a fountain didn't kill itself after all They claim it was an accident, but I bet it was murdered! http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/suicidal-robot-did-not-kill-itself-fountain-accident-loose-brick-surface-a7866856.html
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Just LOL if you think anybody's going to impeach Trump. True. President Pence is a scarier notion than President Trump.
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Sir Lemming posted:drat. Best I could come up with was "Sharif don't like it, rock the Caps Lock" I want to make sure that this is appreciated.
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Strom Cuzewon posted:"to you to you to you to you" replied Paul and Barry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-4_BVLnAgw&t=48s
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Sir Lemming posted:drat. Best I could come up with was "Sharif don't like it, rock the Caps Lock" His corruption has been font out.
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Sheriff: 12 escaped Alabama inmates used peanut butter to fool guard. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/sheriff-12-escaped-alabama-inmates-used-peanut-butter-to-fool-guard/quote:JASPER, Ala. -- An Alabama sheriff says a dozen inmates escaped from his county jail by covering up the numbers identifying an outside door with peanut butter, and then persuading a new jail employee watching them on closed-circuit television to open it from his control booth.
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Lime Tonics posted:Facebook Shut Down AI After It Invented Its Own Language La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?!?
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A fire that destroyed vehicles and outbuildings early Wednesday near the Central Washington town of Ephrata was started by a cat, officials said. Grant County Fire District 13 officials said the cat somehow sparked the blaze after it climbed up a power pole at about 3:30 a.m. in the 17400 block of Road B NW, just north of Ephrata. The fire was the second blaze started by a cat in less than a month, the Fire District said. http://komonews.com/news/local/fire-officials-raging-central-washington-blaze-started-by-a-cat .... . . The fate of the cat was not immediately known.
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So when was its fate known, if not immediately? WHENNNNN???
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Frazzbo posted:So when was its fate known, if not immediately? WHENNNNN??? Eventually.
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Millennials Unearth an Amazing Hack to Get Free TV: The Antenna http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/millennials-unearth-an-amazing-hack-to-get-free-tv-the-antenna/ar-AApmLwm Millenials!!!!!
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Cartoon Man posted:Millennials Unearth an Amazing Hack to Get Free TV: The Antenna Only the very best to govern this fine country. quote:“Can I make one point?” said Gerard Waldron, an attorney who testified on behalf of the National Association of Broadcasters. “I just want to emphasize that broadcast is a free, over the air service. So during the so-called blackout, the service was available 100% of the time. I realize that some people might not have antennas, or some people might have reception problems, but I do want to emphasize...”
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Sir Lemming posted:I didn't realize Erwin Schrödinger was a reporter
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Chinese officials sacked for casting spells Two Chinese officials have been sacked for involvement in "superstitious activities", including casting spells to aid promotions and attending geomancy courses under the guise of business trips, state media said on Friday. http://www.businessinsider.com/r-hogwarts-comes-to-hunan-chinese-officials-sacked-for-casting-spells-2017-8
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