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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRXT_TrUbiw

also https://hungoverowls.tumblr.com/

e: This is a pretty terrible snipe, so have a journal article with a fun name: Your Brain Is Not an Onion With a Tiny Reptile Inside

Ichabod Sexbeast has a new favorite as of 13:00 on May 10, 2020

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Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

WITCHCRAFT posted:

this rational thought is not helpful when you are out in the wilderness at night a great horned owl glides through your field of vision unannounced

they are dead silent in flight too so you don't hear a flap or bristling feathers or anything to alert you, just suddenly

OOPS A OWL HERE, REAL BIG, REAL FAST. HE TURN HIS HEAD AND STARE LIKE "THE gently caress YOU DOIN IN MY WOODS?" AS HE SWOOP BY, EN ROUTE TO VERMIN DINNER

Vermin dinner would be a sick band name.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Inceltown posted:

Sydney newspaper article about a 1957 Little Richard concert

:rip:



Negro rock 'n' roll shouter

Johnny O'Keefe

Mods, etc.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



By popular demand posted:

What a disrespectful way to refer to a rock n roll royalty.
We'll never see his like again.
The incredible disrespect of calling him a rock and roll "shouter" is amazing.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

If your referring to just the scene from the movie, and not something from the comics, they explained that ability. There was an earlier scene where Mystique seduced the guard at a nightclub, knocked him out, then injected ferrofluid into him. The next day when the guard goes to work at Magnetos prison, Magneto then extracts the ferrofluid, along with a lot of blood.

I didn't pick up on the injection being the magnetic thing in the scenario actually and was just offering an explanation for the flying dudes, "comics don't always follow physics'.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Magneto may actually be telekinetic and just thinks he's "the master of magnetism" so that's how he uses his power.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



He's effectively all-powerful but doing a limited-items run.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

doverhog posted:

Magneto may actually be telekinetic and just thinks he's "the master of magnetism" so that's how he uses his power.

He knows the truth. Everyone else doesn't though. And he's not going to break kayfabe on a disinfo campaign decades in the making until the opportunity is utterly irresistable.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
What the hell, man. 😥

‘Double Rainbow’ guy of viral-video fame dies in Mariposa.


quote:

Mr. Vasquez had been in ill health recently and posted about it on his Facebook page. On May 5, he was tested for COVID-19 and posted a picture, captioned in part, “I’ll get my results in two days, however at this point I’m fairly certain that I don’t have it. I didn’t have a fever. Something else is going on with me.”


🌈🌈

Sir Lemming has a new favorite as of 10:01 on May 11, 2020

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:smithicide:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Pretty sure Magneto wears metal armour specifically so he can levitate himself. And that comic book writers don't do their research.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011


o7 we will always remember this guy

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Pretty sure Magneto wears metal armour specifically so he can levitate himself. And that comic book writers don't do their research.

Oh, what, you're saying that the comic whose premise is that people get mutations that give them superpowers like "controlling the weather" and "mind control and telepathy" and "regenerating from anything and living forever" and "stealing other mutants` powers" were scientifically inaccurate?!

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Oh, what, you're saying that the comic whose premise is that people get mutations that give them superpowers like "controlling the weather" and "mind control and telepathy" and "regenerating from anything and living forever" and "stealing other mutants` powers" were scientifically inaccurate?!

Maybe it was written by juggalos

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004





https://news.yahoo.com/yourself-ikea-masturbation-video-goes-viral-china-043049543.html

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos



:psyduck:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I would argue that this couple, by filming and uploading a clip for free viewing by the public have actually upheld core socialist values.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Think twice before you violate socialist core values while shopping in these outlets of huge multinational corporations

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



By popular demand posted:

I would argue that this couple, by filming and uploading a clip for free viewing by the public have actually upheld core socialist values.

:yeah:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Coyoteblog/status/1259988219237502976

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


At least you would have been in the right place if that thing came rolling for you while you're taking a dump.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Pretend I posted the Far Side comic with the glacier catching the cave man in the outhouse.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

A large boulder the size of a large boulder

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:nms:xray inside, but the whole thing surprisingly ended well:nms:

https://www.jpost.com/health-science/medical-miracle-in-jerusalem-surgeries-save-man-with-rod-in-his-head-627525

quote:

“I did not feel any pain at all. I do not know how to explain it," said Kamel Abdel Rahman. "The rod just went through, one side to the other," recalled one of the Hadassah doctors.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



By popular demand posted:

The rod just went through, one side to the other

Posting mysteries I do not feel compelled to click to resolve

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hygiene posted:

Posting mysteries I do not feel compelled to click to resolve

It is exactly what you think it is.

Dylan16807
May 12, 2010

Captain Hygiene posted:

Posting mysteries I do not feel compelled to click to resolve

The resolution was just fine, see!

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

Apologies for the Spanish. Translation below.

https://twitter.com/ReutersLatam/status/1260707725098573825?s=20

Minnie Mouse and Super Mario are arrested in Peru for violating the quarantine

quote:

Minnie and Super Mario are arrested in Peru for not respecting restrictions imposed due to Coronavirus. More than 20 clowns and other costumed street artists participated in a parade on Monday, when they were surprised by police

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
When you think about it, they’re all clowns.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Minnie I can understand, but Mario's a freaking doctor, he's absolutely an essential worker!

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hygiene posted:

Minnie I can understand, but Mario's a freaking doctor, he's absolutely an essential worker!

I think he’s a doctor in the same way that every porn movie set has a guy everyone calls “Doctor” hanging around, but who is actually just a tenured professor of anthropology.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Academics owned the word “doctor” for centuries while medical practitioners were bloodletting and otherwise being worse than useless.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Platystemon posted:

Academics owned the word “doctor” for centuries while medical practitioners were bloodletting and otherwise being worse than useless.

You type like someone with unbalanced humors.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I can vouch for Dr. Mario's advanced "combine and eradicate" antiviral technique, having personally witnessed its success numerous times

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Mario is also an artist and a magician, just see what he does with a flower or a raccoon suit.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

His primary occupation as a plumber is also essential.

Veib
Dec 10, 2007


Shifty Nipples posted:

His primary occupation as a plumber is also essential.

What is a doctor if not a plumber of the body

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Absurd Alhazred posted:

You type like someone with unbalanced humors.

Get the leeches.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Absurd Alhazred posted:

You type like someone with unbalanced humors.

ngl that’s a good pun

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