Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«484 »
  • Post
  • Reply
ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It is time for your viscera to see the light of day!

See You Later, Alligator: Reptile Removed From Launch Pad During SpaceX Flight Preparations

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


College Slice


Truly we are in the darkest of timelines.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

I KNEW monkeys were bad news, should've wiped em out when we had the chance

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!



Don't know what I think about this season of 12 Monkeys.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007




Keep your hands off Elon fuckers

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



so the entire monkey paw curled eh

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


College Slice

Carthag Tuek posted:

so the entire monkey paw curled eh

It curled so hard it is now a monkey paw singularity

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


https://twitter.com/Independent/sta...297153028100099

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



MI5 at it again i see

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



This is just the new version of swatting, goddamn kids these days

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



So the guy moved, but “the men are said to have mistakenly broken in to a property in the same street as the original address”.

So did they arrive at the guy’s old house or the wrong house entirely?

Then “the pair eventually turned up at the correct address”.

How? Did they have the correct address in writing the whole time? Did they sheepishly contact the client and ask?

How did the police know where to find the men of the night?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Maybe the request was sent via snail mail and it got misplaced for years

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008






U.S. Declares a Vaccine War on the World

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011

I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving
And something has got to give


Ultra Carp


Can we talk about the fact that the sexual fantasy in question was for them to strip the client to his underwear and stroke him with a broom? Because, uh, yeah

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'm about to unironically say it, here goes: don't kinkshame

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Antivehicular posted:

Can we talk about the fact that the sexual fantasy in question was for them to strip the client to his underwear and stroke him with a broom? Because, uh, yeah

If you know a better way to clean up I'd like to know

d3lness
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!



This country sucks massive donkey butthole. Just saying.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



https://twitter.com/NYPD/status/126...0915360768?s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






Nationals MP's China inquiry website linked to urinary tract pills business

quote:

Mr Christensen has not declared his connection to the company on the register of members' interests, saying he doesn't need to because the business was planned but never started.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

laziness wins once again

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Citizen Scientists Discover Green Ghosts
So what if it's the UFO Chronicles, it's a legitimate discovery

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


https://twitter.com/bbcworld/status...3449072640?s=21

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



https://twitter.com/hendopolis/stat...5006733313?s=21

Make sure you open it to see the whole picture.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It is time for your viscera to see the light of day!

Royal Mint launches first-ever augmented reality dinosaur coins

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Captain Hygiene posted:

Citizen Scientists Discover Green Ghosts
So what if it's the UFO Chronicles, it's a legitimate discovery

quote:

Green Ghosts appear above strong sprites

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos


"Before answering, the prime minister, sporting a beard and shaggy hair since the start of the COVID-19 pandemic, glanced down at his lectern, opened his mouth as if to speak — then paused, shifted his weight and uttered a barely audible "um" as birds chirped in the background."
https://www.npr.org/2020/06/03/8684...f-unrest-in-u-s

Channeling some extreme highschool English class speech energy. Don't blame anyone who's brain clutch explodes when asked about anything the US is doing these days.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Sorry, disregard.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It is time for your viscera to see the light of day!

Spain's most famous porn star 'killed photographer with toad poison' in shamanic ritual gone wrong

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Jane Cakebread: The Drunkest Woman in the World

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.



Where's the statue of her?

quote:

The police often fled at the sight of her; they did not want to take her into custody. Many an officer had bribed her to go away when she approached him. I have seen policemen running away and ‘old Jane’ after them to be taken into custody.

Just straight up cackling at the images of Victorian policemen running in fear followed at the heels by a drunk old lady.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008






Luke ‘Ming’ Flanagan bares his bottom half to European Parliament

Tei
Feb 19, 2011




He talk correctly despite having no pants and perhaps not even the first breakfast.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.

Grimey Drawer


The reverse of this was the catalyst of 28 Days Later, the monkeys are just imitating art.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away



jojoinnit posted:

Where's the statue of her?


Just straight up cackling at the images of Victorian policemen running in fear followed at the heels by a drunk old lady.

Hell yeah this lady ownsed

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014




So "four ale" was a mild ale that cost 4 pence a quart. "A penny's worth of four ale" would be the equivalent of drinking one Bud Light and going ham.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone



I’m surprised they didn’t go with a bad pun.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice

Changing my name to Kermit Jaediker now. Not my name here, my actual legal name.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised

I can't be arsed finding an article because it started with all the right wing rags, but

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012



https://twitter.com/9NewsAUS/status...1522149376?s=19

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

High Energy, Good Feeling!




Why is the PM giving a press conference in front of some poor bloke's house?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
«484 »